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AreWeDrunkYet posted:If anyone hasn't been there yet, Cher's Twitter feed is a national treasure. someone should tell Cher a 14 year old girl has hijacked her name
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"Geologists are baffled by the recent tectonic phenomena that occured in which Mt. Everest shifted from Nepal to Florida in order to swallow attorney Jeff Brown whole. Many are disappointed that the state of Florida was unable to issue climbing permits before it was able to return to Nepal" http://www.brownanddoherty.com/terrorism-wins-day-22.php Dude actually calls it terrorism . Of course he's from Florida
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Germstore posted:Everest is a world heritage site. That means I have just as much a right to fly my helicopter near it as you do. I'm gonna keep flying like this *propellors choppin* and if you happen to get in the way it's your own fault
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What about cliffhanger starring Stallone. I never saw it but it assume it had some killin Also I've always wondered if it ended on a cliffhanger
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May 3, 2016 02:03
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I forget if it was mentioned but is the entire deathzone just lined with vintage poo poo?
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Honestly yeah the Nepalese should probably come up with something. I mean they are charging people a small fortune to climb, surely they can pay for a sherpa cleaning service every now and thenNaxuz posted:This is the best article, thank you for gems like this: "this summer...Hollywood has truly run out of ideas. Avalanche of poo poo directed by Roland Emmerich"
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Cruel and Unusual posted:Utmost Adventure is the same outfit that the Canadian lady went with. I guess it's hard to get bad reviews if you kill your clients. "Yak milk was not vegan, get with the times. No wonder the Sherpa people are struggling to make ends meet. This yelper will never be going to Everest ever again!" One star
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Willing to bet a Sherpa Has taken the title unknowingly Whether or not he has killed in the off season is debatable
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May 13, 2016 14:07
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Dreddout posted:Do we bet on our own deaths? gently caress if im paying out
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Fallows posted:The mountain is the serial killer Boooooo this twist is byllshit
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SaltLick posted:First goon to have touched a vagina and the summit within the span of a decade Truly an even more insurmountable peak
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Cojawfee posted:The first two gay dudes to have butt sex all the way up Everest. If anyone died that would set back Sherpa-gay relations for centuries to come
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doesn't matter cuz China is probably going to build a mound of rock taller than anything else and that will be that
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So does this officially count as one
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I want the soylent guy to jump out a glass window when it's discovered his product is pure cancer to his escape ornithopter That's why he has flight suits all the time
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Outrail posted:How many solo/unsupported climbers who are actually pretty baddass get to the top only to find a dozen rich sick assholes taking selfies? That must suck. Uh I'll have you know I'm half Sherpa and grew up in south Everest punk
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May 20, 2016 12:28
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Microwaves Mom posted:sherpas don't count towards kill total. I think we need An official judgement on this.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:IMHO the soulless yuppies paying $50,000 + to be dragged up the mountain should not count as people. Uh yeah. Wasn't the whole point of this to count lemmings for the slaughter?
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Australia tried to have Sherpas but the kangaroos kept kicking them in the balls
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simplefish posted:Backpacks of USB sticks Oh to see the usb littered future Everest. With green boot and yellow jacket selfies forgotten by time. Except you can see some of those with your own eyes too Except you won't need to bring usb dongles because of the Starbucks with free wifi in the death zone. The toilet hasn't been cleaned in months though
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May 21, 2016 10:02
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Wait so was it hypothermia or what
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I didn't know altitude sickness itself could kill. Thought it was hypoxia or something
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No because the count would be 4 and I'm in for 3
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May 21, 2016 16:22
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Poor girl just unknowingly made herself a fetish
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Big Daddy Keynes posted:So that australian lady who died was my vet's wife and i was joking earlier that i hoped he died on everest because the replacement vet was way nicer (MY GIRLFRIEND apparently knew the wife through the cat rescue org) I don't know any of these people but you? You're a hardcore shitposter goddamn
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Call me old but an app that deletes your poo poo sounds retarded as gently caress. Yes yes life is full of ephemeral fleeting experiences and that's well and good and also sounds like gay millennial poo poo
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FrankieGoes posted:I've been sending the everestnofilter guys dick pics on the reg in order to bolster their spirits. I'm sure seeing a penis that small and knowing you're yet bigger despite the elevation and cold shrinkage would bolster spirits 
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Dead Precedents posted:
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Just curious how do the number of climbers compare to previous years?
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Potrzebie posted:Oh ye of little faith! Oh god why 
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If only we could get crocodiles, snakes, and hyenas up to Everest
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EngineerJoe posted:News Flash: It's cold on Everest! My last words will be in this lovely mspaint comic sans handwriting Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at 08:18 on May 25, 2016 |
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I know I wont be the first but I'm gonna jack it up and down the mountain and leave it jizz capped
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:wanna bust a nut at the highest point while staring a sherpa directly in the eye you probably start with the cheapest poo poo tier travel company and then that costs you extra. Lol if you dont play stare chicken with everyone while you give their boots permaglaciers
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Naxuz posted:I just made it back from the corner shop, human feces and dead bodies everywhere I went. Saw the frozen corpse of my neighbour stare back at me from the sidewalk. "Incredible experience. Would pay $60,000 again"
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