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Don't diss the Creativision. Also "Cretinvision" will get wordfiltered to "I am an rear end in a top hat" | 22 | 10.19% | |
If you talk about Papyrus you will need to refer him as Mr. Papyrus, unless the author changes the pronoun. | 70 | 32.41% | |
Everyone who posts in pages before the third and after the second has to write I love videogames at least once and never talk about ponies. | 77 | 35.65% | |
Do not attach pools to the thread. Pools divide the community in fatties and sportys and they are highly triggering. | 47 | 21.76% | |
Total: | 216 votes |
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What is your youtube channel? I am interested.
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 21:40 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:54 |
Lady Naga posted:I wish they'd just stick to games they are actually knowledgeable about but that wouldn't get them that sick youtube money. They literally held a poll saying if people prefer playthroughs of games they know, a "guided" one where the player doesn't know but the partner is an expert, or completely blind, and completely blind won by a gigantic margin. If they felt any pressure whatsoever to play well that might not be such a problem.
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 21:40 |
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VideoGames posted:What is your youtube channel? I am interested. We also have a thread in the LP subforum which is useful to follow (even if you just read my posts) because that's where I dump the files and cutscenes without talky talk over them. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754862 Those dualshock videos are cut really terribly Jesus I wish I could go back and redo them. Lady Naga fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Feb 2, 2016 |
# ? Feb 2, 2016 21:42 |
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It seems crazy to me that Resident Evil came out only a year after Chrono Trigger
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 22:00 |
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i like to live my life according to the japanese saying "nin ten do", lit. "it's god's fault"
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# ? Feb 2, 2016 22:11 |
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precision posted:i like to live my life according to the japanese saying "nin ten do", lit. "it's god's fault" Wrong account Taint Reaper.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:03 |
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I have zero idea why they're releasing the first Disgaea on PC when none of the games have a whole lot to do with eachother and play way better than a game released friggin' 2003.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:14 |
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Lady Naga posted:I have zero idea why they're releasing the first Disgaea on PC when none of the games have a whole lot to do with eachother and play way better than a game released friggin' 2003. Because they want people to play the games that came first, as not to be tainted by the convenience features of the later titles. Also, Disgaea 1 is the only one with any semblance of decent writing in it.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:15 |
Slur posted:Because they want people to play the games that came first, as not to be tainted by the convenience features of the later titles. Also, Disgaea 1 is the only one with any semblance of decent writing in it. Gordon Finiiiiiish.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:17 |
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Lady Naga posted:I have zero idea why they're releasing the first Disgaea on PC when none of the games have a whole lot to do with eachother and play way better than a game released friggin' 2003. If they sold the later ones first people would be less inclined to buy it, I guess.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:36 |
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DG1 is seriously not worth 20 dollars in 2016 wtf.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:47 |
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Lady Naga posted:DG1 is seriously not worth 20 dollars in 2016 wtf. disgaea 5 will be 40 in 2020
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 01:58 |
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I totally get it but I'm just glad nis is publishing their first non poo poo game on pc, quite the contrary, the first disgaea is still a great game that didn't really aged and only looks bad at all if you compare with newer disgaeas, (I never played other tactics stuff so I don't know)
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:00 |
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i really liked the first chapter in la pucelle, shame about the rest of the game
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:02 |
Which one of those games had the weird vagina torture mini game
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:23 |
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Lurdiak posted:Which one of those games had the weird vagina torture mini game
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:27 |
FactsAreUseless posted:Pretty sure you dreamed this. There's really no way to google for what I'm thinking of without a bad result.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:30 |
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Lurdiak posted:There's really no way to google for what I'm thinking of without a bad result.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:32 |
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P.S. Google isn't scary, it's just Google.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:32 |
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Maybe it's NIS in general, not just Disgaea? Leaning towards some weird dream though
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:33 |
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Lurdiak saw a passing mention about an evil thing in a game on some other site and immediately internalized it as being entirely true and accurate, because it reinforced his worldview re: evil anime video games for creeps.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:34 |
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Which is dumb, because there's tons of actually weird poo poo in Disgaea right there on the surface, you don't have to make stuff up.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:34 |
FactsAreUseless posted:Lurdiak saw a passing mention about an evil thing in a game on some other site and immediately internalized it as being entirely true and accurate, because it reinforced his worldview re: evil anime video games for creeps. I have the smoking gun though. I don't have an anime game bias I just remember when people put weird poo poo in games, good or bad.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:35 |
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Seeing that picture without context and being unable to read moonrunes I woulda thought it was some weird olympic gymnastics prop, not a torture device
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:37 |
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sadly, I know what game Lurdiak's probably thinking of, though thankfully I haven't actually seen it. e: or maybe it actually was D4, I guess.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:39 |
Here's some weird content from a an Amerigame for balance.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:39 |
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1] Idiot teens hanging out in front of 7'11s, KFC, McDonalds, Jack In The Box etc... Your life REALLY SUCKS if that's the high point of your day... 2] A$$holes who spit on the sidewalk. 3] Drivers who don't know how to use a turn signal. I can reach mine with my pinky while driving. It's not that hard. 4] Teens with their pants around their a$$. 5] People with personalized licence plates. 6] BMX bikes. 7] People panhandling me. Get a job losers! McDonalds is always hiring! 8] Bums with dogs. I'm sure the dog loves eating cheese from old pizza boxes. 9] The cheeseheads from asia who take a Honda Civic, slap some stickers on it, put a muffler on it that makes it sound like a riding lawnmower, a ridiculous sized fin on the back and think they have a formula 1 racer. 'Devastating Power!' my a$$! 10] The same idiots who then drive their 'hot' civic like they are in the Indy 500 through busy traffic. 11] The huge complex hairdos on african american women, 5 layers, 6000 curls, 4 sprouting areas, 200 dangling bits, 6000 beads, air conditioning and enough hairspray in it that it wouldn't move if Hurricane George hit it. 12] People with Kleenex, plants, knitted blankets, stuffed animals, or lacey things in their cars rear window. I should be allowed to pull over and shoot them. 13] People on the bus who talk so loud your forced to hear about their pointless lives. 14] Crappy parkers who park their car REALLY close to the painted line so that you have half a foot to get out. 15] Those old cars (ie, Cadillacs, Lincoln Town Cars, etc...)usually white for some strange reason... with the acient driver who always drives WAY under the speed limit. 16] People who write a cheque for a $2 bag of nachos at Safeway. 17] Corvettes, Comaros and Firebirds. Come on, the 80s are OVER! 18] A$$hole tailgaters. 19] Idiots who think they can pedal a bike as fast as a car, so they ride in the middle of a traffic lane. You should be allowed to run them over, it looks like natural selection to me. 20] Teenagers on television news reports expressing their opinions on something. If your under 18 I don't give a sh1t about what you have to say... 21] The singer Brandy, Celine Dion, all the divas.... 22] Twits who wear a huge parka outside when its sunny and a mild 5-10 C. The same thing goes with the whole scarf thing. 23] Muni busses that smell like urine. Which is most of them. 24] Corporate Broadcasting logos in the corner of the channel your watching. 25] Web pages that pop open other pages and windows and then disable your 'back' button. 26] People who walk around with a huge 'portable' stereos blaring, sharing their music with everyone around them. Usually crap rap. 27] Junk mail. 28] Peice of sh1t cars that spew out huge noxious clouds behind them. 29] People that throw out huge items on the curb expecting the garbage people to remove it. Like old dirty matresses. They don't of course, and it sits on the curb for weeks. 30] Budweiser beer and the people who drink it. I'd rather suck the piss out of a pig... Its time to poison the bud. 31] Drivers who turn onto the road RIGHT in front of you causing you to slam on the brakes, even though there is no one for hundereds of feet behind you. 32] People who drive 3/4 in one lane and 1/4 in another... what the hell is that???? 33] Religous people who push their drivel on you when your walking down the street. Or come knocking on your door. 34] Dead web page links and 'Document not found' errors. 35] Racisist people and the crap they spew out. 36] Those stupid add banners from Geocities on the Internet when you hit someones home page going through them... 37] All country music. 38] Minivans. 39] People who spray paint their names on rocks, signs, trees etc, in national parks. Like I care that Bill graduated in 86. 40] Small yappy 'feeder' dogs. Like little Yorkies, poodles, etc... 41] People in the fast lane who drive just 2 km/hr faster than the guy in the 'slow' lane, dawdling along. 42] Film crews making bad movies most people doent want to see blocking the streets and being annoying. 43] Big fat bugs that splat on my windshield. 44] Those really tight spandex cycling pants on men, they are usually sooooo tight, you can tell if they are cirumcised. 45] Those really tight spandex cycling pants on 90% of the women. Big fat a$$es and *wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide* camel toes. 46] Those really annoying commericals from Rogers Cable that tell you all about the 'evils' of satalite tv and how lucky you are to be getting cable for a mere $65 a month. 47] Commercials that are SO bad on tv, you have to wonder about the sh1t for brains who thought them up. Like the Old Navy commericals, or the old as hell commercial for Sarah Lee, that is STILL ON THE AIR, 'let them eat cake' and 'But Patrick, I'm to old for life insurance.' Shoot them ALL! 48] Losers that listen to totally cheezy radio stations and then slap dozens of their stupid stickers all over thier car. 49] Lilith Fair. I say when they are all hugging, listening to the music, sharing tampons, and bitching about how evil men are, toss in a few hundered grenades while recording it on camera. Sell the video as a 'To Hot for TV' tape late at night. 50] Cheap a$$ manufacturers of DVDs who list as 'features' chapters, interactive menues, and the time. These arent features. Thats like calling your computers keyboard a 'feature'. Lame a$$ marketing people. 51] DVD manufactureres that sell their DVDs for $40 and up, just because they know people will pay for it. DVDs have actually become MORE expensive than when they first came out. 52] Nintendo and everything about them. 53] Old people who clog up the sidewalk walking super slow when you want to get somewhere. 54] Looking at demo-reels at work that are so incredibly bad, that I just want to call them up and tell them to go f*ck their demo reel and to never EVER send another one out to anybody. EVER. 55] Spiders. All spiders. Everyone of them. 56] How on the Nintendo 64 game machine, half the drat titles for it are called 'miscvidgame 64'. Why not come up with a real name? Why is everyone just slapping a 64 on all the games?
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:43 |
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Number 35 is my favorite.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:45 |
Pretty much any one of those could be the thread title for next month. I'm particularly intrigued by him calling asian car modders "Cheeseheads".
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:46 |
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That guy was hating Budweiser before it became cool
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:46 |
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Lurdiak posted:Pretty much any one of those could be the thread title for next month. If your under 18 I don't give a sh1t about what you have to say...
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:48 |
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57] taxes
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:49 |
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Less racism and misogyny than I expected
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 02:56 |
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I'm the twit in number 22.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:36 |
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Lurdiak posted:Which one of those games had the weird vagina torture mini game I remember reading that about Disgaea 4 long, long ago, forgetting about it, finally getting the game years later, unlocking the torture minigame, then remembering. Originally, the captives would've sat on a wooden horse, which was actually used for torture via pressure to the genitals. It was changed to a sabre cat doll before the final release. Why? Who knows. Maybe it was a ratings concern? Maybe they just wanted a torture device upon which people sat, and thought better of it since the wooden horse is actually brutal? Either way the wooden horse never survived to release. The US version calls the minigame "discipline" at that, to make it really sanitized. The actual minigame is tongue-in-cheek as hell, like everything in Disgaea. Your options include things like slapping them with dollar bills, or complaining about work problems to them. So it isn't vagina torture at all, it's making a penguin sign contracts and spin globes until his will breaks.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:39 |
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sounds epic
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 04:50 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:P.S. Google isn't scary, it's just Google. Says the guy destined for weird cookied hentai ads for life
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 06:22 |
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Speaking of rants and meltdowns... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IWl29BNawg
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 07:52 |
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Cardboard Box A posted:Speaking of rants and meltdowns... Sheesh, they should have just had ants design the game instead.
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 09:50 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 04:54 |
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The Walrus posted:Says the guy destined for weird cookied hentai ads for life
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# ? Feb 3, 2016 12:06 |