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Sep 21, 2002

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Krispy Wafer posted:

You say sinking, I say progressively uneven.

You get the most amazing Dutch angels in this place.

Short arm of the law: Top Cop Angle tells it to the kids.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Weatherman posted:

Dildopass. You can insert your own joke here.

Thissssss was the best one.

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Sep 21, 2002

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BloodBag posted:

Looks like Mattress Firm is exploring bankruptcy. Houston's strip mall real estate scene is sure to be circling the drain after this announcement, as there seems to be three mattress stores on every corner.


I'm going to guess this is yet another vulture capital group that buys up a fairly stable company and loads it up with debt only to spin off the debt in bankruptcy ala Cerberus, Bain, etc.

At least this time it's not a beloved memory of my childhood. :smith:

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Sep 21, 2002

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Shifty Nipples posted:

Buy one from Amazon for $200 that comes delivered rolled up in a box.

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Sep 21, 2002

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pangstrom posted:

Translation, it was reputationally damning for an analytics-centered investments and investment services company to be associated with acquiring the financial black hole of MoviePass. Also financially damning.

drat that HMNY stock price
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Looking at the YTD is just such amazingly delicious schadenfreude.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Peak brocialist millennial ITT.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Pakled posted:

God, what's this thread going to talk about if Sears finally dies?

Teslaw

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Sep 21, 2002

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Volcott posted:

I'll call today.

Giant Metal Robot posted:

You'll call now.

This is a deeeeeep cut.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Doggles posted:

GameStop abandons efforts to sell company


Awwww, did GameStop not appreciate getting lowballed for a used product?

:perfect:

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Sep 21, 2002

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

I think it came up elsewhere that with the gutting of the middle class, Disney is moving to catering to fewer customers and getting more money out of them rather than getting as many people as possible.

Good, keep the loving riff-raff out.

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Sep 21, 2002

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ArtIsResistance posted:

I guess all it took to make goons right wingers was a theme park targeting children. I dunno why I'm surprised

Uh, in the joke above I was doing a bit where I was feigning classism, which doesn't really line up neatly with "left/right" political beliefs nearly as neatly as you might believe.

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Sep 21, 2002

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red19fire posted:

Same. Also skirt steak. Braising/smoking tough cuts is the secret of flavorful beef.

Kramering into cheap beef chat to say 36 hours in the sous vide has anyone suggested 36 hours in the sous vide yet?!

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Sep 21, 2002

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I think Best Buy has actually done a really nice job of staying fresh; I've been totally satisfied by all my recent experiences there. I'm someone who has more money than time, though, and so it's nice to be able to go there in a hurry for a project and get everything taken care of same day.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Something about this post sucks entirely.

Can I ask you about your avatar here?

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Sep 21, 2002

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Glenn Quebec posted:

I bought a computer case on prime day, unaware there was some sort of strike on Amazon stuff that day and suffered the consequences.

Should have bought it at Best Buy my dude.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Adam Neumann is at least as great a fraud as Elizabeth Holmes but while she gets dragged and sued he gets paid out to the tune of more than a billion dollars. gently caress that clown. gently caress SoftBank, gently caress tech bros and gently caress Silicon Valley.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Subjunctive posted:

Isn’t that just SoftBank buying his shares?

Yeah, they bought the entirety of his worthless shares IN CASH, plus $500M of loan forgiveness, plus $185M consulting fee. He loving fleeced them, dogg.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Costco has been a really elegant solution to "where should I get this thing I think I need?" because whatever they source is usually GOOD ENOUGH quality and I don't have time to be suckin' the Wirecutter's dick and ordering something that mysteriously has gotten a 30% price increase from Amazon every other day after it gets recommended AND if it turns out I don't actually need it the return policy is really, really good.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Glenn Quebec posted:

Lmao someone earlier in the thread said that people get rabid if you poo poo talk Costco and they weren't wrong

What's wrong with you people and the need to fervently defend Costco

Welcome 2 Costco, I love you

Because this is the "companies that are circling the drain" thread not the "illustrious engines of american capitalism and boon to the american consumer" thread. That thread is located here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3797869

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Sep 21, 2002

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Krispy Wafer posted:

I just left Costco. I needed dog food (great value and quality - meat is the first two ingredients) and left with so much stuff that I have not one, but two different kinds of extra virgin olive oil. Costco ranks in the top 2 for EVOO quality BTW.

Their single-origin Tuscan region extra virgin olive oil is cold pressed immediately after the olives of a single region are harvested. Because the olives are all from the same region, there's a unity of taste that isn't present from other blended oils (some of which use olives of various ages from hundreds of miles apart!) I assure you that the aforementioned oil is good enough to eat on its own, let alone cook with. At around sixteen dollars for a liter, it's the finest oil I've ever purchased, be sure to try some soon!

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Sep 21, 2002

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Beachcomber posted:

My dietician MiL always tries to tell us that the whole milk we drink will loving kill us. One glass equals one slice of bacon.

I looked into it and this talking point is from the 1980s.

Dieticians and outdated food science from the 80's go together like whole milk and frosted flakes.

Oh no! Dietary fat! Better try to get all your calories from simple carbohydrates like high fructose corn syrup, instead.

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Sep 21, 2002

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You're a sucker if you pay more than $400 for a mattress.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Doesn't it feel good to be right?

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Sep 21, 2002

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Lambert posted:

Congratulations on Biden winning the nomination.

I don't have a horse left in this particular race.

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Sep 21, 2002

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Krispy Wafer posted:

Yep. I think the RJR Nabisco hostile takeover used that method. Now companies have safeguards and poison pills to prevent it from happening, but it changed how companies handled their balance sheets. I'm not entirely clear on the details, just that American companies are more likely to plow their excess cash into mergers or investments (stock buybacks).

So you end up with airlines, that have put about 12 billion over the last half decade into stock buybacks for shares that are now worth half what they used to be. They make some money by paying those dividends to themselves, but it still means they spent 12 billion for 6 billion worth of shares.

I read somewhere that the entirety of the airline industry in America taken in for the length the industry has existed has yielded an overall negative return.

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