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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Ooh is this the part of the thread where everyone chimes in with their haircut habits and the derail goes on and on as the argument about which haircut method is superior becomes more and more insufferable? I loving hope not

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
My sportsball is better than your sportsball



Also "handegg"

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I knew a kid in middle school who was born in '88 but whose dad was a WWII vet. That dude is both a millennial and a boomer

Uh, no, he's not. He would be a baby boomer only if he had been born during the baby boom.

These stupid generation names apply to the time period, not to "what is the label assigned to your parents". It's not some sort of caste system.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

ReidRansom posted:

And after they petitoned to give all those huge payouts to their exec team to make sure they could retain them to turn things around, too. Quelle shock!

I just don't get this poo poo capitalism practice. Said execs are responsible for running the company into the ground? Why the gently caress are they paying them to stick around instead of firing them all with no severance and replacing them with veteran store staff?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
That's a strange way to spell vuvuzela.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Subjunctive posted:

Doesn't that mean that they just gave gofundme 30% of 200M?

It seems like they have carefully worded it so that the one guy's promised investment of 200 million dollars, which is completely separate from the gofundme scam, is counted as part of the gofundme scam.

If you subtract that from the scam total so far, victims have contributed about 20 grand.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Haifisch posted:

Fedex does. And I honestly feel like that should be the standard, since apparently nobody's figured out how to reliably & securely deliver things to apartment buildings despite trying for decades.

Not in the US, anyway. Here in Glorious Nippon that poo poo's been sorted out for years and years.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Surely the invisible hand of the free market (pbuh) is hard at work right now setting up another nationwide next-day delivery network that will siphon off all the business from these useless incumbents? :downs:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Stupid idol-group fans over here do basically the same thing, but they are a million times as wasteful.

Idol group AKB48 sells 2.5 million copies of new CD, bags full of them end up in trash days later

This is not an isolated occurrence.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
They're also being pimped out to industry execs on the reg but you won't see that being reported anywhere reputable. Same with the bikini idol industry. IIRC Minami Komukai went public with her experiences being passed around between industry insiders but by that time she'd already started on drug addiction so everyone went "welp nothing to see here"

Edit: the founder of the idol industry married one of the girls from his first group but I'm sure that's just a happy coincidence

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

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Iron Crowned posted:

Leave them there, because the dumpster is where avocados belong.


More like "posts that are circling the drain"

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Pieces of raw avocado seasoned with either soy sauce or wasabi :hai:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Reminded how Starbucks failed in Australia, apparently the coffee shop market was already fully saturated.

Eh, less it was fully saturated and more Australian coffee culture is several light-years ahead of the US's, so we pretty quickly realised that Starbucks' coffee was poo poo filtered through dirt and refused to go there. Because why bother when you can get real coffee at literally every other coffee shop?

Fake edit: I am immensely proud of the fact that we got Starbucks to pull out.

inb4 something about "your dad should have pulled out"

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Der Kyhe posted:

This is actually interesting, because I am in understanding that for example, the Denver Airport can never have a reasonable local commute train because of the ~10 meter (32 feet) patches which the non-existent rail companies own. Because there used to be a railway, but that is no longer functional but the companies which own the land are absolute assholes?

They have eminent domain laws and used them in the past to snatch land from people to give to developers, so why not resume those patches from the arsehole owners?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
This video shows the actual number and positions of trains on the Yamanote Line (the loop line around Tokyo that tourists and weebs jizz themselves over) and a couple of associated lines during rush hour. Time of day is shown in the upper left. Mute the video to avoid lovely animu music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_M3xNTaBa8

This is why the only acceptable response to ":qq: Trains can never work in the United Freedoms :qq:" is "lol merican exceptionalism :rolleyes:"

Also I want to spam it in the mailbox of every employee of Queensland Rail, who can't run half-a-dozen lines worth a drat because "but guyyyyyyyyys it's suuuuuuuuuuuuch a complex system!" Dumb fuckers.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

ArtIsResistance posted:

Yes this system that works on a tiny island nation will work in a country that spans from sea to shining sea

lol merican exceptionalism :rolleyes:

Don't you have these local geographical units called "cities" in your freedomland, mon ami?

edit: ahahahaha I've seen goalposts get moved before, but I'd never seen them get goatsed

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

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Pakled posted:

The main obstacles to better metro rail travel in the US have always been political and social, not engineering. Acknowledging that it's hard to get more Americans to accept rail transport isn't American exceptionalism, it's just the political reality.

I'm not talking about engineering. The video I posted simply shows what can be done when you put your mind to it.

And I maintain my view that you (not you personally, the us public) throw up your hands and say "it's just too hard" when it comes to stuff like this.

Get the entire economy on a war footing for years and harness the entire scientific output of the country so you can pound Europe and Asia into submission? Check!

Roll out a system of highways across the entire country from sea to shining sea? Good old American gumption!

Conscript an entire cohort so you can pound another Asian country into accepting freedom? Don't tread on me!

Build a rocket engine, strap a bunch of men to it and fire it at the moon just to show them Russkies who's boss? HOO-AH!

(another war outing to topple a leader who dissed your dad) NEVAR FORGET!

But try to build one railway line from a city centre to a massive airport, and all of a sudden it's ":qq: those big mean railway companies won't let us!" and ":byodame: Socialist transport? Not in my backyard!"

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Ah yes, the famously low population densities of American cities. Tell me more about how exceptionally sparse they are :allears:

For the record, this context started from someone posting about how a heavily-trafficked corridor between Denver and its airport couldnt get a rail line because it's exceptionally hard to resume the needed land. I don't know why you guys are so eager to expand the scope to "cover the literal entire country with commuter rail". Perhaps focus on the cities first where the biggest gains can be made?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Twat McTwatterson posted:

So true. The earth doesn't care. It's going to be radically different in 10,000 years, 50k years, 200k years, oh wait, 1 million years, 10 million years...

Time is not an issue for the earth. We might gently caress up our chances for survival, but not the earth's. And life will continue will regardless. 99% of all species that have ever existed are extinct. And life continues on.

*takes massive rip*

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Zero One posted:

Bilbopass. You can go to any theater showings of the Hobbit.

Dildopass. You can insert your own joke here.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

Yeah, really. Is it popular cause sex fluids don't soak in? Can't imagine why anyone would spend that kind of money on a mattress unless it's for the convenience of not having to throw an old shower curtain down for your baby oil squirt orgy.

:nws: For places that deal with freaks like this :nws:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Scholtz posted:

What's a reverse stock merger?

A sex move that your mom specialises in.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

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vyst posted:

I always found the best spots to post up in nap in stores when I didn't want to be in them

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Haifisch posted:

Go to one of those Freestyle machines and put a little of every single option into the cup.

Then get someone else to drink your hell concoction.

Walla!

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Would be great to have a stack of lockers like that at apartments near the regular mailboxes. Basically they drop a package in the larger box, grab the key from inside it & put it in your regular mailbox so only you can unlock it.

That's a really good idea and I'm surprised I haven't seen it in the wild.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Queen Combat posted:

No sales in AZ yet at payless, other than the standard BOGO they always do.

That's a scam I never thought I'd hear in real life. Buy one shoe, get one free? :allears: How do they get away with that?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

:thejoke:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
:smug:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
So the impression I'm getting is that lacroix is basically homeopathic soft drinks?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Companies Drinks that are circling the drain

p. much any american mass-produced drink, whether alcoholic or not

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Nut to Butt posted:

You do you, but I think it's silly to deprive yourself of something you enjoy because of a hyperbolic interpretation of the views of the purveyors of said thing. Ben and Jerry's makes good ice cream, Chick-fil-a makes good chicken, I don't think either one discriminates in any meaningful fashion.

The idea that the personal (corporations are people, my friend) is political is a surefire way to poison your brain to the point where you think self-deprivation of good food is a meaningful act. Barring, perhaps, hunger strikes.

Honestly, it's kinda sad how companies now encourage this manichean dichotomy as a marketing strategy, and the people lap it up.

It has some basis in moral philosophy, but I don't think there's anything moral about companies exacerbating political polarization in service to the almighty dollar.

yikes

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Last Chance posted:

just plug the laptop into the projector, bingo bango netflix in the theater!

I don't know if you happened to be referring to this classic buttcoin tale, but if you weren't and it was just a coincidence, you should read it.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Beachcomber posted:

Today I tore some packaging off one of the security racks. We had a 40% off coupon and ran out of patience.

I understand the words, but what does this post mean?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Sam Faust posted:

It would make a good user name as well.

:haw:

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
I bet people get some wicked fuckin' scars and tumours and impromptu brain surgery when their coworkers decide to play pranks with that thing.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
This page has been incredibly, incredibly painful to read with the descriptions of how the Disney tentacle squid and the toy industry craptopus have wrapped themselves around the human American cultural psyche and I hope the cleansing nuclear fire comes sooner rather than later.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

You know these are things made by other humans, right? They aren't imposed by invading tentacle monsters from Sexylon 6.

Yes, and?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
Hang on a second. My Economics 001 textbook, which is basically Holy Writ for Merrica, told me that if a needed service were lacking somewhere then the Glorious Hand(tm) of the Free Market(pbuh) would wave itself and poof, many service providers would magically appear and peacefully compete for custom.

Why isn't that happening in these so-called food deserts? Do they just hate freedom?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Trabant posted:

The corner in front of my building in downtown Austin earlier this year:



Those scooters just need a slight adjustment to be "in pieces in the dumpster behind my building in Austin".

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

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OMGVBFLOL posted:

lol ok this rules

holy poo poo that's a pro-click

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