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In non-Joey Styles news, Dasher's Cibernetico team is complete: Dasher Hatfield (Captain), Fire Ant, Ophidian, Oleg the Usurper, Heidi Lovelace, Missile Assault Man, Thunderfrog, and Princess Kimberlee. Hallowicked's team is Hallowicked (Captain), Kobald, Mark Angelosetti, Obariyon, Kodama, Jigsaw, Icarus, and Frightmare. Current cards for the Season Finale Double Header: Dec. 3 @ Logan Square Auditorium, Chicago "Temple of Doom" (afternoon card) Main Event: Lucha de Apuesta - Mask vs Mask: Amasis vs Frightmare Tag Team Match: Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) vs Cornelius Crummels & Sonny Defarge "Supremacy" (evening card) Main Event: Torneo Cibernetico: Dasher's Squad vs Hallowicked's Squad Tag Team Match: Chuck Taylor(TM) & DUSTIN vs N_R_G (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) Singles Match: Officer Warren Barksdale vs Jeremy Leary Jay 2K Winger fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Nov 19, 2016 |
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C. Everett Koop posted:Hundred bucks more and he could have had the Ultimate Chikara VIP Package. That was $10,000, not $1,000.
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Final cards for the Season Finale Double Header: Dec. 3 @ Logan Square Auditorium, Chicago "Temple of Doom" (afternoon card) Main Event: Lucha de Apuesta - Mask vs Mask: Amasis vs Frightmare Rookie Rivalry: Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) vs Cornelius Crummels & Sonny Defarge Trios Match: Team Big Deal (The Big Deal, Sloan Caprice, Rick Roland) vs The Submission Squad Sweet vs Salty: Los Ice Creams vs Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad Big vs Small: Solo Darling vs Max Smashmaster Singles Match: Lucas Calhoun vs Drew Gulak The stories going in: - Frightmare has been on a quest this season to take out anyone who has defied Hallowicked and Nazmaldun, especially those who joined forces with the Colony this summer. He has already taken out Pinkie Sanchez, and ripped off Soldier Ant's remaining antenna, drawing the ire of "Pharaoh Ant" Amasis, who ripped at Frightmare's mask in retaliation. - Cycling enthusiasts Dez Peloton debuted at King of Trios, and have been in a rivalry this fall with fellow rookies Crummels & Defarge, a pair of unwashed Dickensian thugs. Dez Peloton have had the upper hand thus far, but Crummels & Defarge's shady and disgusting tactics (such as smearing snot in their opponent's faces and sneezing on them) have kept them on a relatively even keel. - The Big Deal (fka Hornswoggle) has been looking to acquire notoriety in Chikara and with his personal security, The Closers Caprice & Roland, to do his dirty work, he's so far gotten it. The Submission Squad are constantly looking for that breakthrough victory that will get them more recognition in Chikara. - Max Smashmaster has been on the warpath since he was reinstated at King of Trios, and Solo Darling has stepped up to accept his challenge. She is, however, half Max's size. Pray for Solo. - "Juke Joint" Lucas Calhoun duped Gulak into giving him a rematch after a loss last month and then cheated his way to victory. Gulak is looking for revenge. "Supremacy" (evening card) (SOLD OUT) Main Event: Torneo Cibernetico: The Tecnico Resistance (Dasher Hatfield (captain), Fire Ant, Ophidian, Oleg the Usurper, Heidi Lovelace, Missile Assault Man, Thunderfrog, Princess Kimberlee) vs The HeXed Men (Hallowicked (captain), Kobald, Mark Angelosetti, Obariyon, Kodama, Jigsaw, Icarus, Frightmare) Tag Team Match: Chuck Taylor(TM) & DUSTIN vs N_R_G (Race Jaxon & Hype Rockwell) Singles Match: Officer Warren Barksdale vs Jeremy Leary Tag Team Match: Silver Ant & Bullet Ant vs Juan Y Wani (Juan Francisco de Coronado & Wani) The stories going in: - Earlier this year, UltraMantis Black was possessed by Nazmaldun courtesy of the cursed Eye of Tyr, and with Hallowicked leading his forces, he has recruited his "HeXed Men," all of them former rudos who had turned tecnico, but have been brainwashed back to the dark side. The tecnicos have been trying to resist the HeXed Men's attacks, and have chosen Dasher Hatfield to lead them into battle. - Chuck Taylor(TM) acquired the rights to the Chuck Taylor 'brand' earlier this year, forcing the Artist Formerly Known As Chuck Taylor to go through a series of new identities before settling on DUSTIN. Chuckie TM recently revealed that the fine print in the contract stipulates that DUSTIN must help him win championship gold in Chikara, and has chosen the Campeonatos de Parejas. N_R_G, meanwhile, have been having trouble getting on the same page since losing the titles to Moustache Mountain, and are looking to get back on the winning track. - Jeremy Leary was last seen back at National Pro Wrestling Day. He makes his return, facing the long arm of the wrestling law, Officer Warren Barksdale. - Silver Ant and the rest of the Colony don't really trust the former Arctic Rescue Ant, now known as Bullet Ant, but Bullet Ant has been trying to make good on his tecnico turn, taking the bullet for his ant brethren. Ecuadorian aristocrat Juan Francisco & mysterious silent wrestling Wani are a seemingly random pairing that nonetheless have two points to their team, and are looking to acquire their third point to tag title contention here. Jay 2K Winger fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Dec 2, 2016 |
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2016 Finale Shows Results: Afternoon show: 1. Calhoun def. Gulak -Post match quasi-curtain call for Gulak 2. Team Big Deal def. The Submission Squad (Barn Owl, Abernathy, Vega) 3. Crummels & Defarge def. Dez Peloton Soldier Ant was brought out (w/ a blind man's cane) and awarded a medal. He is being taken off active duty. 4. Solo Darling def. Max Smashmaster (w/ Sidney Bakabella), but there were shenanigans surrounding ref abuse and a blown call. 5. Los Ice Creams def. Crawdad & Hermit Crab 6. Lucha de Apuesta - Frightmare def. Amasis in about 21 minutes with three straight Kneecolepsy strikes. Evening show: 1. -Bullet couldn't make it due to a family emergency. They drew names from a hat-- Joe Maddon (Cubs' coach) and John Cusack, neither of which were there. 2. Jeremy Leary def. Officer Warren Barksdale 3. Chuck Taylor(TM) & DUSTIN def. N_R_G -More in-fighting among NRG, and Race walked out for part of the match. 4. Torneo Cibernetico: Dasher Hatfield wins, total time for the match was 72 minutes. - Tecnico Batting Order: Dasher, Heidi, Kimberlee, Fire Ant, Thunderfrog, Ophidian, Missile Assault Man, Oleg the Usurper - Rudo Batting Order: Hallowicked, Mark Angelosetti, Obariyon, Frightmare, Jigsaw, Kodama, Icarus, Kobald - Eliminations didn't start coming until more than 30 minutes in - Order of elimination: Oleg (by Wicked, Never Wake Up), Frightmare (by Ophidian, Egyptian Destroyer), Thunderfrog (by Kodama, Skull Bronzing), Heidi (by Angelosetti, Flea Flicker), Kimberlee (by Icarus, Blu-Ray), Obariyon (by Fire Ant, brainbuster), Kodama (by Fire Ant, brainbuster), Kobald (by Fire Ant, tornado DDT), Fire Ant (by Wicked, Never Wake Up), Ophidian (by Jigsaw, brainbuster), Jigsaw (by Missile, rollup), Icarus (by Missile, Missile Launcher), Missile (by Wicked, Never Wake Up), Angelosetti (by Dasher, Liger Bomb), Wicked (by Dasher, avalanche jackhammer) - Nazmaldun!Mantis was ringside in his wheelchair. Ophidian stole the Eye of Tyr from him during the match, freeing Mantis from his possession. He stood up from the wheelchair and confronted Wicked in the ring. Wicked ran away. Mantis screamed "I. REMEMBER. EVERYTHING!" and chased him. 5. Encore Match: Drew Gulak def. Mike Quackenbush Jay 2K Winger fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Gulak vs Quack was the encore for the evening show and it was streamed on FB live. Really good stuff and a nice speech from both after the match with all the wrestlers at ringside.
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its right here if you want to watch it https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1140815579320820&id=153423404726714
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DM Punk posted:Gulak vs Quack was the encore for the evening show and it was streamed on FB live. Really good stuff and a nice speech from both after the match with all the wrestlers at ringside.
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RealFoxy posted:Was Quack still Kayfabe crippled? Did he make himself sleep on the couch? Quack hasn't been kayfabe crippled since at least the start of this season. He was cleared to compete by May so he could wrestle in one of Johnny Kidd's last matches.
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