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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


J Pee Llol

Space Shuttle Atlantits. pfffffffhahaha

B...Butt Propulsion Labrotory...LMFAO

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barfdog



m...missionary control lmbo

martian probes hnnngghahahahaa


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Atlas-Agena? try Atlas-Vagina! ROFL

Jukeboxblues


Ground control to major boner lmbo

barfdog



Apollo 13? hahahaha nah mate, Aporno 69 PMSL


https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Vostcock. lol lol lol lol

ScrubLeague



looks like a boner and the top looks like a boob

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Pizzatime

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
smutdick

smoobles

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smoobles

his middle name was Boner

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alnilam


read down the rightmost column in his dates... it's all coming together

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

read down the rightmost column in his dates... it's all coming together

:stare:

Admiral_eX_laX

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thrust vectoring...hahaha....thrust...oh yeah

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
gonna pierce that atmosphere...all...night...long...

Piso Mojado

Apollo crew: "Houston, we have a problem"

NASA command (muffeled from a hand over the mic): "hahaha...shhh, shut...haha...shut up guys, they can hear us...pfffffff...okay, okay, i gotta take this"

(clears throat, deepened for serious effect)

"...okay Apollo, you're coming in clear...we have your readings and...hehe...have just one question for you - What..haha...what is HIS NAME HAHAHA LOL!"

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
Sir, despite all the memos, meetings, and conferences on the subject, none of the crew on the Uranus exploration project are taking it seriously and are acting very immature about everything.

Pizzatime

smoobles posted:

his middle name was Boner

google THIS

rear end

Feedback Agency

more like buttnik heh heh heh

Piso Mojado

Feedback Agency posted:

more like buttnik heh heh heh

bong

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alnilam posted:

read down the rightmost column in his dates... it's all coming together

1999-1916=83

Oct 3 = 10-3 = 7

Aug 13 = 8-13 = -5

7+ -5 = 2

83 + 2 = 85

hidden b word = boner = 5 letters = 5

85 x 5 = 425

b word is hidden so drop the 5

now the number is ... holy shitt.....

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an as field is approximately three thousand seven hundred and twenty to one!

sockingtonsworth

have you guy s ever though about how actually, like what if, what if they were asstronauts? as opposed to astronauts

Admiral_eX_laX

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imagine a wormhole

*folds paper in half and sticks a pencil through it*

heh. hole. heh. *slides pencil through paper back and forth*

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bum Aldrin

Admiral_eX_laX

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Neil Footlong

FutonForensic

TechCrunch.com posted:

Today the Orion capsule, NASA’s spacecraft designed to bring humans to Mars, starts its next phase of development at Kennedy Space Center.

hell yeah. what a loving power name. ORION. sum hardcore poo poo. these motherfuckers at NASA do not f*ck around :D


TechCrunch.com posted:

In order to carry Orion from New Orleans to Cape Canaveral, NASA recruited their Super Guppy aircraft.

:geno:


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Neil Armstrong's arm was strong because of his constant masturbation

treasure bear

it has always been my dream to piss on the side of a bus at baikonur

Admiral_eX_laX

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treasure bear posted:

it has always been my dream to piss on the side of a bus at baikonur

you're selling yourself short. piss on a rocket.

you've got dreams. you've got potential. but you need BIG dreams!

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Neil Armstrong's arm was strong because of his constant masturbation


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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