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i am going to build a new sort of computer: a very sexy computer that will do sex to me it will have many good programs, like the one that can control a blender to mix up big batches of sterile veterinary lubricant and also a program to dispense a proper amount of this lubricant on different sex toys also the computer will have many robot arms than can offer hugs or hold and move the lubricated sex toys on my body to provide physical stimulation so sex can wait... until i invent a very sexy computer
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tonight I put bread in the toaster and toasted the gently caress out of it before I buttered that sucker and shoveled it into my mouth with my grubby fingers
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 08:32 |
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gobble that poo poo my conscience said
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 08:33 |
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 08:34 |
where's the kicckstarter?????
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 16:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YEdHjGMeho
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 19:31 |
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good luck, op
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:00 |
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echinopsis posted:tonight I put bread in the toaster and toasted the gently caress out of it before I buttered that sucker and shoveled it into my mouth with my grubby fingers this is the story of the time a girl came over to my house and found a jug of j lube and some rope in the kitchen closet so let's just skip to the end of the story, it's after dinner and i'm washing the dishes and she kind of slides over and starts helping me wash the dishes in what seems to be a fairly flirty way but i was out of dish soap in the sink dispenser so i asked her to go find the soap in the kitchen closet i hear her of laughing and then she comes back holding a bottle of powdered lube and a length of some fairly stout rope that i forgot were in the closet and she gives me a goofy look. so i put the dishes down and ask her if she'd like to have some fun. she goes red in the face and then nods in a way i suppose was trying to be seductive so i get the lube dissolving while i finish the washing up and then i ask her to go outside with me because i don't want to make a mess in the house. she's clearly getting nervous when i bring out a shallow kiddie pool and start mixing the dissolved lube with some water and dish soap. then i produce the rope which i have tied in a big loop. i tell her to stand next to the kiddie pool and she seems really anxious and then in one quick motion to keep the loop taut i dunk the rope in the kiddie pool and make a huge bubble and pull it over her head and down to to her feet she is so surprised she just starts giggling like a little kid and then we make big bubbles for like half an hour
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:34 |
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sick
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# ? Feb 5, 2016 20:41 |
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well, what can i say? i'm a bigtime fan of bigtime bubbles
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 02:29 |
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the first person to invent a real sexy computer will be a trillionaire
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:16 |
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but it has to work for both men and women
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:17 |
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The Management posted:the first person to invent a real sexy computer will be a trillionaire well, this is my plan
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:18 |
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echinopsis posted:tonight I put bread in the toaster and toasted the gently caress out of it before I buttered that sucker and shoveled it into my mouth with my grubby fingers this is a good story
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:33 |
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angry_keebler posted:this is the story of the time a girl came over to my house and found a jug of j lube and some rope in the kitchen closet can you make a computer that will do this with me
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 03:47 |
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suffix posted:can you make a computer that will do this with me yes i can use my engineering skills to make a bubble computer in fact it is not even as hard to make as a sexy computer
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 05:58 |
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this is an invention some zany inventor would have in his house in a movie and it would be great for the character and plot irl it seems really depressing
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# ? Feb 6, 2016 06:53 |