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How many quarters after Q1 2016 till Marissa Mayer is unemployed?
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Her job is guaranteed; what are you even talking about?
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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Startups are always lottery tickets but a ticket you can actually lose vast sums on is hilarious.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Arsenic Lupin posted:

It'll all come out in the court case(s), but I wonder what they did with all the venture money. Research that just didn't pan out? A creator who is sure that just a little more time and it will all come together?

i always figured most of it went into legal fees to draw out a defense of a position you can't hold until favorable legislation went through

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

blowfish posted:

This seems kind of related to the part where MBAs who have never seen the inside of a factory or r&d lab end up faking competence.

The blind leading the rich

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
what does any of this have to do with the OP

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Performance per watt and efficiency are the drivers of CPU development because a room full of servers is relatively cheap but the electricity to both run and cool them is not.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
if you need 10,000 fake Rolexes, Alibaba is your place

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

rscott posted:

If you guys think migrating scientific equipment is hard, we have waterjet machines that interface through 16 bit ISA cards

we got our machine shop clients stacks of older machines so they can continue running their poo poo until the earth explodes. :smithicide:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
It is really depressing when you consider how many decisions you can make from 18-25 that can result in personal financial disaster and no one thinks this is bad at all because :capitalism:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
MS hosed up by abandoning any pretense of business use with WP7 and tried to make an iPhone. I mean why bother leveraging your gigantic monopoly on business use at all.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the problem arises, especially in tech, when you need to repeat this magical cost cutting measure because sales didn't hit their numbers and investors are worried they won't get the dividend they are expecting. so now you're actually looking at cutting good workers or perks that get you good workers. now you're in the viscous cycle where you can't get or keep talent and have actively destroyed your long term prospects because every 3 months Wall Street needs its pound of flesh.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Say what you want but I must have played 20,000 games of Bubble Breaker on my 8125/8925 and the stylus rocked for that.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
You're being hired for a position, not a career.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

This sounds retarded.

Its very retarded but is the logical conclusion you begin referring to people as 'resources'. If you start looking at employees as people that can learn and grow their skillset and become capable of more than they were initially hired to do, they you might actually see them as a person and not just a line on a spreadsheet and that can cause problems when you need to start deleting those lines on a spreadsheet.

Unless of course you're smart enough to realize that this resource can be given additional responsibilities with no increase in pay. Now we're cookin' with gas!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Kinda like how literally every resume for data entry has 'Microsoft Office 2012 Expert" on it but they need help changing fonts

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

MC Nietzche posted:

You'd also think someone would have told Elizabeth Holmes to tone down the crazy eyes.

maybe that IS toned down

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Careful now, if you imply that the lowliest of degree-requiring professions shouldn't pay more than literally every blue collar profession you will call into question our past 30 years of screaming COLLEGE COLLEGE COLLEGE OR YOU DIE at the top of our lungs

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

lancemantis posted:

yeah from his stories it sounds like a whole lot of exhausting formalism with no real impact

this is an MBA's wet dream

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

WampaLord posted:

Couldn't these people sell their house worth a fuckload of money and move just a little bit away and not half a country away if they want to visit grandchildren?

It doesn't seem like a huge problem.

Its a red herring because these people don't want to actually move they just want other people to not move in which is why they have fought against any sort of responsible city planning for 30 years.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
What's her parachute valued at again?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
heres how it will go.

1. raises $120m in taxes to build poor people housing
2. is immediately shot down by voters who dont want to ruin their neighborhood

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
The Grand Canyon will definitely be getting a bad review

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
She wasn't a unicorn, but it was quite the fall.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Client of mine had a sale postponed for a day when the courier dropped the envelope containing the check for $25m and it fell into the gap between the elevator shaft and the car. Talk about awkward.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I use an artisnal, hand carved piece of birch like the old times

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
If your plan to buy something you want is to run it into the ground just to pay for it then you really need a better plan

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Man discovers one neat trick for lowering his purchase price, Goons HATE it!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Travel agents are especially handy if you're trying to do a group trip.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Amazon actually provides legal services, too.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Investing is gambling and people loving love to gamble

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
HR's job is to protect the company. Sometimes that means firing shitbags. Sometimes that means protecting employees by letting go some other resource.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

cowofwar posted:

Women should just be grateful that business puts up with their issues and be thankful they even have a job at all am i rite reddit.com/r/mra

obvious sarcasm

Thats oil field life pretty much. My mother in law's company provides a monthly stipend for field employees that don't use a company vehicle. She turned hers in last year and took the stipend, which is half of what the men's is and when she questioned it she was told that she was lucky they were giving her anything since she rarely goes into the field. The other guys in the office never go into the field.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Too bad FlavorFlav is taken.

FlvrFlv

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Anything that forces wage up is a improvement

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Arsenic Lupin posted:

... because the high-paying jobs contribute to conditions that make it impossible for the middle and working classes to find housing.

And this is by design because MY PROPERTY VALUES

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
life is like Crusader Kings II you see

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
hi5 to all of us that had good breeding

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Its like the airlines. Sure they only lose a little each ticket, but they make up for it with volume!

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
This was entirely a case of VC devouring itself

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
free money and insane valuations convinced everyone that not only were they geniuses who could will entire markets into being but infinite growth was in fact possible

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
a VR experience but it lets you simulate some of those awful OHSA accident videos. give me that Byford Dolphin experience

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