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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Just lol if you have any data worth stealing. I'm a completely worthless human being :smuggo:

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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
I eat meat but don't particularly like it, and I like the impossible burger because I think it tastes better and has a better texure than a beef burger. Am I a freak?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It's strange... why are you eating meat at all, if you don't mind me asking? Is it some kind of health or nutrition issue?

:shrug: To me it's just a base for other stuff that I actually do like. Beef stew wouldn't taste the same without the beef, lemons and capers on a plate isn't as good as chicken piccata.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Scrum is a real thing? It sounds so stupid I thought Charles Stross had to have made it up in the Laundry Files book with the vampires. :psyduck:

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

PhazonLink posted:

so what does the capachta where I make sure a ball of an animal is right side up fits into this?


Why does a killer AI need to know when a animal ball is correctly facing up?

That's the Voight-Kampff test.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
That joke was poo poo the last 57,000 times I heard it, but you've really elevated it to a new level, pal!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Isn't luxury handset the dude who hates cell phones and thinks they're destroying society? Why the hell would someone like that defend Sonos?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Don't blame Twitter for the ransomware you got from your weird porn sites.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
How much are they paying you for each one of these posts?

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Why do people complain about Twitter threads being hard to read? You literally just have to scroll.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Mozi posted:

In this day and age, social media is not necessary to keep connected with other people. People managed fine when all they could do was mail letters. When they had email, many people sent regular newsletters or family updates. Now that there are cell phones, you can stay in touch with anybody, instantly and directly. The only thing social media adds is the ability to create fake, empty, parasitic relationships that replace actual connections with a deluge of shallow, meaningless garbage, satisfying the part of the brain that craves connections like a drug without any of the actual benefits of such.

OK Unaboomer.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Senor Tron posted:

Somewhat relevantly, I re-listened to Kennedy's We choose to go to the moon speech a couple of weeks ago and it's still amazing.

Seriously? Dude tosses out "and do the other thing" like he's a grandpa who forgot the chore list.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Mods pls

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Neo Rasa posted:

Finally a way to solve gun violence in America, a race of robot life forms designed only for being shot at when people are angry instead of shooting real people.

Didn't turn out so well for Ed Harris.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Well, having all your data stolen is bad, but it's nothing compared to seeing a black person walking their dog!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Turns out you can just string words together in any fuckin' order, huh.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
loving lol at calling it "some animu game" and then naming it in the same post.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

withak posted:

78 seems like a perfectly ok temperature to be at.

No the gently caress it doesn't.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Laserface posted:

The article about the thermostats being raised is hilarious because 'woke up sweating' due to 78F is loving pussy rear end poo poo.

25C is a normal spring day in australia and loving nobody needs climate control.

Americans are a bunch of loving babies. you do not need constant temperature control to surive.

I turn my AC on for an hour, it cools my house then I turn it off again til its hot.

just not having constant temperature control would probably give the grid the breathing room it needs.

Imagine dick-swinging about this of all things, lmao.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

silence_kit posted:

*follows statement with lengthy post containing a moral justification for piracy*

Piracy is a moral imperative actually.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Just post through it bro!!!!!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Sincere idiots not being punished is how we got here in the first place.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Ghost Leviathan posted:

(and barely even then, so many mobile games are held together with spit)

Yes, completely unlike "real" games!

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

Antigravitas posted:

Are they? Yank plugs always look pathetic. Hell, I've seen lots of pictures with exposed prongs.

Nothing like the glorious Schuko or British Caltrops.

You should never yank plugs. Unplug them at the wall.

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packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
All appliance repair shops are actually fronts for people-smuggling operations.

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