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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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MikeCrotch posted:

It always depresses me to hear Mike Duncan on Revolutions reading ad copy like a shill. Guy's gotta eat, I guess.

I love We Hate Movies for the barely-concealed contempt they show for the stuff they're advertising though.

Has Mike done BA ads? I know about Casper and the razor company and I remember him saying he will only advertise things he has tried and believes in. I do tend to skip the ads if my hands are free but only because I don't live in the states. Yes I would like a razor blade to cost less than NZ $10 thanks.

I have heard BA ads on like every other podcast I listen to but not revolutions.

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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Also gently caress giving visa 3.5%

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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fishmech posted:

No, the original idea for Uber was "an app to dispatch black car services which normally are dispatched by phone call". Then it became "also just have a bunch of contractors drive their own cars as taxis, because they'll do it cheaper". Most of the other ones do that too. There was never any actual sharing involved in theory or in practice.


Fun fact: when Uber was just for hiring black car service at normal rates, Uber was a profitable company. Probably because they weren't desperately trying to take over all transportation in the world through ludicrous amounts of subsidies, but instead sticking to making a simple app to make hiring a service a little easier.

Just as an aside, I live in New Zealand, where we deregulated taxis in the 80's. Calling a car and hailing one is done by the same company's, though some specialise in calls and some in hanging around bars at 4am. All taxis are the drivers car with signs on them.

Uber is now ubiquitous. The only legal kerfuffle happened when uber complained that registering drivers with the govt (background check, making sure he has no driving convictions) was taking too long and just registered drivers without it. The govt said that they considered uber drivers to be taxi drivers and would prosecute any driver found without one.

A few companies have seen the writing on the wall and are developing app for the day uber falls over. But for the consumer, uber is about 66% the price of a taxi, and easier to use than ringing to cab. Drivers have less wasted time and major, positive disruption is happening to an industry that has had many complaints in the past with regards to drivers refusing certain fares

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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eschaton posted:

Don't do this.

“Crypto” is short for “cryptography,” not “cryptocurrency.”

Or more correctly cryptology, which covers both encoding (cryptography) and decoding (cryptanalysis)

:goonsay:

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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mobby_6kl posted:

Everybody pretends like they'll read War and Peace while riding the bus but from observation, you're lucky if they read Trump's latest tweet masterpieces, most people just stare in the distance and avoid making eye contact. And if you do try to read something, you'll find that it's a pretty distracting environment that can make concentrating on the text quite difficult.

Podcasts and audio books, friendo

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Blut posted:

Thats why the whole point of the laundering is to get that exact winnings receipt, to establish legitimacy. As I previously said.

Its really quite a simple process, I'm not sure why you're having such trouble grasping it. Let me give the remedial class an example:

> Criminal earns €40k illegally. He can't lodge this amount into a bank in most Western countries without getting flagged for further inspection by tax authorities, so needs a legitimate source to show for it
> Criminal goes to a casino, and makes 38 €1k bets on all single numbers on a roulette table
> One of these bets gives him a €35k return, with a receipt showing such
> Criminal can now show his local tax authorities exactly why hes lodging €35k to his bank account, because he made a €1k bet in a casino that won. Which is admittedly a large bet for an "average" citizen, but not suspiciously so
> Criminal can now lodge his €35k to his bank account and use it for legitimate means. He has effectively paid €3k to legitimize ("launder") his illegal earnings.
> The casino doesn't give a poo poo, because they've just made €3k profit. And/or because they're also highly likely to also be crooked.

hth

Ok. I work at a casino. It is not in the U.S. but our anti money laundering (AML) laws were written by the U.S. govt via the UN.

First off, cash -> chips -> cash does not wash anything. It can change small notes to big ones or if you think the bills themselves are being tracked, but you are still holding unspendable* cash. To launder the money you need a check.

If a casino issues a check, they will first use surveillance and player management software to find your cash buy-in. That amount will be returned as cash and the check issued for only the winnings.

Alternatively with patience you can try to use many small transactions over time with an account at the casino to eventually be given a check or bank transfer but AML best practices tell casino staff to be extra vigilant with these accounts.

*Unspendable for major purchases anyway

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Best way to launder at the casino would be to syndicate play, that is find a linked jackpot and fill every seat and pump money in until one of you wins the jackpot, who then asks for a check. But casinos hate syndicate play because it is quite obvious to the average punter who is waiting for an available machine and can see these guys going back to one guy to get more money. The punter complains, and the casino throws everybody out.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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As mentioned earlier, the best best way to launder is through layering with a cash business.

Just remember to give the taxman his cut.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Blut posted:

Sounds like wherever your county/casino is the AML laws actually do a reasonable job, thats promising. Though it does assume the casino has enough surveillance and player management to do the job, alongside the will to do it. That isn't the case many places in the world, if AML laws even exist in the jurisdiction. Most casinos will just issue a cheque for the total winnings to the gambler, successfully laundering the cash.

Our laws came into effect in 2014. As I said, the laws were part of a UN resolution pushed by the US. How recent is your information? I believe even US casinos now must undertake reasonable due diligence to ascertain the cash buy-in before issuing a check.

For clarity, issuing checks for unknown players is super rare unless something like a jackpot has been won. Our casino will ALWAYS ask for ID here and the paperwork discourages casual issuing of checks. Much easier to just pay cash.

exmachina fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Nov 23, 2017

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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fishmech posted:

Are you role-playing some sort of perpetually inept criminal or what? The success of a money laundering scheme relies on presenting evidence that aims to draw away suspicion for where your money comes from, to avoid a total investigation to your life to find the main crimes that you are doing. It is not that the police would magically find a record of your specific gambling. It is that if you're claiming a very large windfall and it gets investigated, it will likely turn up in the casino's books that there doesn't seem to have been such a thing that day. And then that makes your claimed source of a large amount of cash from gambling look a lot like money laundering, so they start investigating other poo poo you do, and then they find why you wanted to launder money in the first place. And that's just with a casino that doesn't bother to do any close player tracking as more and more do now.

And your example of "it's a well known system" is small timers turning over a few hundred pounds a day, with the police well aware that the money from those gambling operations is supect as hell. I.e. the money hadn't been laundered. They just don't happen to have the direct ties to the paymaster needed to investigate the people who send them out with cash to pseudo-launder. Do you really not get how that doesn't scale to sustaining a large-end criminal enterprises money laundering needs, hence why they tend to turn to cash-heavy "legit" storefronts that can be a plausible source?

This. The person in the article is not laundering money, he is explaining why he has a lot of cash on him to avoid civil forfeiture. He can't buy a house or invest this money, it is not "in the system".

Part of the problem is the words "launder" and "clean money". People think that changing cash for cash accomplishes the goal. It may be a step, but the goal is money, preferably with tax paid, in the bank account in your name or a business you control. A better word is "legitimate money".

Now online casinos are a problem,which was one of the reasons the US completely removed them from the legitimate banking system. They accept money from multiple sources and then happily deposit into a bank account with no explanation of where the buy-in came from. But like fishmech said, even this does not scale well to organisations wanting to move millions of dollars.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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MiddleOne posted:

Wealth inequality and de-politicised pension funds have created massive swaths of passive capital investments which has no goal except returns. There's also currently an out-crowding effect going on where shortages of 'secure' assets like national bonds (brought on by conservative fiscal politics and expansive central bank practices) pushes everyone into alternatives they'd normally not be comfortable with. It's not just bitcoins and startups, CDO's (yes they still exist, the name of the derivative was just changed) have already ballooned back into popularity and it's getting worse for every year that passes. On the heap of all this is global competition between investment banks and hedge funds and internal competition between the investors at these workplaces which incrementally pushes up the expectations on rate of returns far past what normal investment options could ever match. That means riskier assets and higher leveraging, Bitcoins currently being the most extreme example.

Reminder that CDO's were never the problem, insanely high risk loans to satisfy demand for CDOs was.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Or there is the simpler explanation that some people are idiots. I don't see how a cat picture is any more suited to the job as etherium itselt

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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GreyjoyBastard posted:

gives a somewhat different meaning to crypto-Catholics

Well, considering crypto means hidden in both words, probably not.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Apparently they were meant for the Chinese market but we're accidentally put into the global stream: which tells us something we already knew.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Morbus posted:

The brain geniuses behind Uber forgot that the whole "become a global monopoly in a winner takes all industry" thing only works when either

1.) You offer a free service, so nobody has any incentive to switch from the huge dominant brand, and you make your money from advertising / customer data (Google).

2.) Your value to customers goes up with the size of your userbase, so that once a huge userbase is established, there is no incentive for people to switch to a competitor (Facebook).

3.) Economies of scale and network effects inherent to your business mean you can (sustainably) undercut smaller competitors more and more as you grow (Amazon).

4.) Barriers to entry are so large and the path to market so daunting that, once established, a monopoly/duopoly is extremely difficult to challenge (Boeing, Telecoms).

Or some combination of those. "Pay(?) dude 2 drive taxi...but with APP" is none of these. Just

Exactly. I use Uber because the app is just so much better than traditional 'call a number and pray' dispatch, especially in peak periods. Our taxi fleet in NZ is COMPLETELY open, the only legal issue was Uber saying 'we are not a taxi our drivers don't need a DL class for carrying passengers' and they quickly folded when the US based suits realised how easy it was to get.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Also the van is marked peleton, a term used in tour cycling.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Trevor Hale posted:

Or the name of a stationary bike company?

Oh. I'm not in the US

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Isn't the booze you are talking about Grey Goose?

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Oh nooo, please don't kill all of the australian news sites

Yeah the abc will survive, burn the rest

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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I feel like ML is ok at comparing samples i.e. is sample A the same person as Sample B? But the dataset issue strikes as soon as they try to be predictive

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Why would they be protected in NZ?

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Sex Tragedy posted:

So they ruined it like pepe. What about naturally balding people?

They die of melanoma

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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How was Hillary a threat?

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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This, and the linked series of articles, is amazing. Some researcher discovered ad managers were effectively putting their blocklists unencrypted in the source code, and from there found all sorts of bizzare poo poo

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Also you might listen to a song dozens of times but watch a show only once.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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PhazonLink posted:

she also puts on a deeper voice. try to look up video or audio where she doesnt put up her biz woman persona and compare it to that video or most of her public appaearences.

Disruptive technologies are basically a cargo cult

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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I don't think NVIDIA is trying to nerf mining in order to sell more expensive hardware to miners. GPU's fly off the shelves regardless, and in an extreme demand situation the real value is captured by middlemen and scalpers.

I wouldn't be surprised to be wrong but BTC prices are destroying the PC gaming sphere right now and that is a high margin space for hardware manufacturers

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Solkanar512 posted:

I would kill for a modern smart phone that allowed me to use a microSD card and a set of headphones with a 3.5mm jack. It's bullshit that they keep pushing these disposable bluetooth headsets with irreplaceable batteries.

I am having a great time with my moto g8, hth

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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The barrier to entry in this space is insanely low imo. The hard work is already done. Reverse engineer the app if Google doesn't already have an API pre-made, then offer drivers 1% more than they currently get. The rest is just marketing

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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You need marketing, so people know you exist. You need some compliance, gathering and filing details about drivers and their DL details. Regular maintenance of the app is probably a good idea too.

But yeah, without either the mountain of burning money or massive overhead reductions, Uber is gonna get it's lunch eaten (and is right now, where I live)

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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For context, I live in New Zealand, where the taxi industry was completely deregulated in the 90's. We did our version of Reaganomics/Thatchernomics properly, to the point where when Uber first came here, they initially did the whole "rules don't apply to us" thing but when they realised how easy compliance was they just did it.

People flocked to it immediately, because the Uber app is actually quite good, and beat calling a cab and hoping like poo poo it would come. But now we have at least 4 companies in the space (Didi, Ola, Uber and a local version) and Uber is rapidly losing market share.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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GPS and cashless is like the main reasons to use Uber.

Next idea: in order to guarantee driver income, only those who buy a licence can drive a taxi, be in quick stocks are limited!!

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Tuxedo Gin posted:

TVs are worse than ever. You can't even buy a TV now that isn't full of bloat and they're starting to sneak in internet access requirements, microphones, and ads in the menus.

McDonald's!!!

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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knox_harrington posted:

These insurance and pharmacy benefit management jobs are such an excruciating waste of money. You'd have to be so brain poisoned to think those parasitic industries are worth saving.

Or dependant on their campaign donations

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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TheScott2K posted:

it just changed forms. Megaupload links, Plex servers, ad-crusted streaming sites.

All those things existed beforehand. No, the reason was that it became a lot easier to not pirate. All the tv shows and movies were on Netflix, music on Spotify or apple.
It was a dark time for piracy.

Now you need to buy 5 different services to watch what you want, and wow, piracy is up again. But a lot of the knowledge is lacking, so the old scams are working again.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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Western succ dem parties are populated at the representative level only by those who have compromised enough to become electable. Sometimes people with ideals manage to stumble their way into winning an election from outside the main party machines but they quickly run into opposition from those who hold their comfortable and powerful lifestyle to hewing to liberal democratic structures, and they either bend or break.

The very few who manage to overcome this seem to conveniently fall to some sort of scandal, if not an assassin's bullet

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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So is SA social media? I have a funny taste in my mouth

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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I'm pretty sure the main reason SA survived is the :10bux:. Not because of the income but because to force the mods to play whack-a-mole requires a stupid amount of money or credit card fraud.

exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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At least as different as Cinema and TV

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exmachina
Mar 12, 2006

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CommieGIR posted:

I suspect they are closely connected. New wave web3 stuff like NFTs are really sketchy and attract a lot of security concerns, wouldn't surprise me if the CEO got pissed being told that.

Folding Ideas just dropped a video going into great depth what the scam is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ_xWvX1n9g

Yes it is longer than many movies but you can watch as much as you like and get a real thorough breakdown on crypto, tokens, and the grift economy surrounding them.

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