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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like it a lot better when the shithead cable news networks host these things

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Vile posted:

I got probated for a week posting pictures of candidates or some reason I'm not totally sure but I am taking a STAND AGAINST POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

I enjoyed the boobs.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
How long is this shitshow gonna last

I need to know how to pace my Wild Turkey pulls

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

It's important to have a sense of humor.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Oiled and Ready posted:

How long is this shitshow gonna last

I need to know how to pace my Wild Turkey pulls

Somebody said three hours, but probably two and a half.

So two and a half liters.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
abc stream tried pronouncing the bernie ice cream "bernies yearning" but it keeps sounding like "bernies urinating"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Logikv9 posted:

Bullshit, Carly's obviously been cheating on him with a HP printer. Dinner and a movie? More like troubleshooting and printing.

I heard she's been getting her inkjet cartridge filled by a third party.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Oiled and Ready posted:

How long is this shitshow gonna last

I need to know how to pace my Wild Turkey pulls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVMPL56mdGg&t=143s

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Been a long painful fall for Carly since she got that Learjet

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Yudo posted:

The lack of self awareness and cynicism is magnificent.

In your post, you mean? Because it's a joke.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This ABC girl is pretty cute

Yudo
May 15, 2003

blue squares posted:

In your post, you mean? Because it's a joke.

Either way my post stands.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
You all realize DWS was being ironic, right

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Yeah I'm pretty sure the thread realized that the woman that scheduled all the Dem debates at horrible times when noone would watch them was being funny when she accused the GOP of doing the same thing.

I mean, I hope so.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
So she's basically admitting to hiding dnc debates? I'm not sure that's better.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
How do you know she was being ironic indont see any kind of smilie indicating sarcasm 😂

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I want to see Christie try to proverbially poo poo directly into Rubio's mouth for two hours straight

John Kasich
Feb 3, 2016

by Pragmatica
There's the establish lane and the anti-establishment la-lane, but you John Kasich are in your own lane.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Sparkling rosé wine.

Last resort.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand
North Korea just launched a rocket or something, so I hope we get to hear about how we need to also invade North Korea tonight

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

slowly growing ironicat

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
I haven't had this much alcohol on standby since I was a grad student

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Aw man, Die Hard's on. I'm gonna have to turn off Die Hard for this.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Prediction for tonight's debate.

Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
North Korea, wow, what a terrible place. Think of that kid over there - How many young guys - he was like 26 or 25 when his father died, right? That's an accurate statement? Think, how many people could take over these tough generals? Just think, all of a sudden, boom, he goes in, he takes over, and he’s the boss. It's incredible. He wiped out the uncle, Bing, he wiped out this one, boom, that one. I mean this guy doesn't play games! And we can't play games with him. We can't do it people. I mean, you’ve got this mad man playing around with the nukes and it has got to end. He’s certainly — he could be a total nut job, frankly. I think – I think, for me, nuclear is just the power, the devastation is very important to me.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Who gets namedropped more tonight - Bernie or Hillary?

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Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
For my health I don't have anything stronger than beer in the house

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

EugeneJ posted:

Who gets namedropped more tonight - Bernie or Hillary?

You drink for Bernie, I'll drink for Hillary. Whoever vomits first hat candidate is the front runner

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Bro's bringing over rum.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
The gay rumor thing.is picking up steam. It seems despite a smoking gun the picture of him dancing Chippendale style combined with the park arrest will still convince most people.

Sites pushing the "open to blackmail" angle hard to make it "totally not a homophobia" thing.

I suspect Barbara Bush is behind this.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
My guess for first question is Cruz on Carson.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Bro's bringing over rum.

You're going to vomit

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
She's hot

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Bro's bringing over rum.

It's not going to end well, but I talk too much about tonight's debate

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. Making America drunk again.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
If you google "is marco rubio gay" this is right at the top:



Madsen claims that “Republican insiders” have told him about Presidential candidate Marco Rubio's double life as a gay man. He alleges that Rubio was “known to be a very extroverted homosexual” while at university, and claims to have two pictures of him from a gay club in 1995."


This poo poo's off and running.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The next Republican debate will be a foam party.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Anyone have a stream link?

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^

rear end cobra posted:

My guess for first question is Cruz on Carson.

Carson gonna fling angry whispers at that guy

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InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

Cael posted:

Goose Island Bourbon County Stout. Making America drunk again.

:thumbsup: time to break the seal on St. Bernadus Pater 6...

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