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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

TROIKA CURES GREEK posted:

loving selfie feed are you godamn serious gently caress you abc

in their defence that's only for the stream, TV it getting ads about cialis and reverse mortgages right now

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
I hate everybody in this program.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm getting some great tips on mattress and dryer sales, so there's that.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Cruz loves Plants vs Zombies.

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
THESE GIFTED HANDS

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

North Korea fires long-range rocket in defiance of warnings - South Korea
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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Jesus Christ, Jeb!.

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dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

 WHAT IS THIS hosed UP poo poo

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
TED CRUZ PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Mr. World posted:

Blood for the Blood God. Whatever is left for the Whatever is left God. :unsmigghh:
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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Plants vs zombies

Jeb CALLS HIS MOMMY



HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 Jeb, oh Jeb

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
 I'm not entirely sure how to deal with Cruz playing "Plants vs. Zombies".

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Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

 "I normally call my mom."

Jeb what in the gently caress

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


 Light them on fire lol

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Christie's pre-debate ritual, "I eat 13 philly cheesesteaks."

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 Oh my god lol at all of that

New gifs, New gifs, sound the alarm

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Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Again with mommy stuff from Jeb

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Jeb Bush OF COURSE mentions calling his mom.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
this is already the weirdest debate

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"i take these hundreds of pieces of paper with advice that people have given to me, and light them on fire"

perfect answer Ben Carson

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

 "I take these hundreds of pieces of paper with advice that people have given to me, and I light them on fire"

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 Holy poo poo this bit.

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TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich

Vile posted:

RUBIO RUBIO RUBIO

OH MY GOD WE GET IT ABC WE GET THAT YOU ARE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR gently caress OFF

They are the worst.

Constant Hamprince posted:

in their defence that's only for the stream, TV it getting ads about cialis and reverse mortgages right now

Still give the poor kid a cameraman, don't they pay these poor people peanuts anyway?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
According to the countdown clock, this will start at 8:18pm for ~*~reasons~*~

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q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
LIGHT IT ALL ON FIRE

BURN WITH ME

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
 Jeb's momma's boy gimmick is just so goddamn embarrassing.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Rasta_Al posted:

Christie's pre-debate ritual, "I eat 13 philly cheesesteaks."

Pat's or Gino's?

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Baby Hitler on the rebound, that's what I like to see

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Joementum posted:

According to the countdown clock, this will start at 8:18pm for ~*~reasons~*~

You're a good man, Joe.

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
That "debate rituals" clip was almost Clickhole levels of bizarre

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
kristol is so loving smug right now I want trump to win so he can be the first against the luxury wall

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
"Hey, mom y-yeah, s-s-orry for waking you up, I know it's late, but, I've got Putin on the other line, and he sure is real mad."

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Joementum posted:

According to the countdown clock, this will start at 8:18pm for ~*~reasons~*~

Trump's America is post-truth, post-time

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump yells into a mirror for 15 minutes straight for his pre-debate warmup.

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H5N1
Mar 8, 2005

heil satan

H5N1 has issued a correction as of 06:11 on Feb 11, 2016

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William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

mannerup posted:

"i take these hundreds of pieces of paper with advice from people and light them on fire"

perfect answer Ben Carson

drat, I mailed him a letter telling him to open his eyes! I hope he read it first. :ohdear:

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
did anyone check carson for a bomb vest

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

According to the countdown clock, this will start at 8:18pm for ~*~reasons~*~

its called "tricking people into watching more ads"

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

WampaLord posted:

Pat's or Gino's?

Pat's for the pre, and Gino's for the post.

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