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Regulation Size posted:The writing is bad. Can't be that. It mentions other things he's written.
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KomodoWagon posted:Can't be that. It mentions other things he's written.
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get that OUT of my face posted:any idiot can write for Cracked though. as in, you can send in a half-baked, poorly researched list and they'll probably publish it loving David Wong is a superstar at Cracked, and he's basically the Poochie of transgressive literature and probably many other facets of his life.
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You motherfuckers. You ungrateful bastards. You're lucky Asterios ever bothers to poo poo out these terrible weekly articles. He was a loving intern at The Onion, okay? He wrote a goddamn book for gently caress's sake. And you bitches have the audacity to sit here and criticize him for being an unfunny, self-promotional, hack of a loser that can barely put together a 200-word feature without tripping all over his own stupid dick? Well look in the loving mirror, okay guys?? Keep up the good work, Asterios.
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Stein Endorses Stein: Her policies are spooktacular
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it's been a while since I've read anything so desperately unfunny that it made me feel physically ill, so thanks bad poster and fake writer pee baby
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Oct 18, 2016 23:49
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That was pathetic.
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Defiance posted:You motherfuckers. You ungrateful bastards. You're lucky Asterios ever bothers to poo poo out these terrible weekly articles. He was a loving intern at The Onion, okay? He wrote a goddamn book for gently caress's sake. And you bitches have the audacity to sit here and criticize him for being an unfunny, self-promotional, hack of a loser that can barely put together a 200-word feature without tripping all over his own stupid dick? I AM ASHAMED BY MY WORDS AND DEEDS
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Oct 19, 2016 04:01
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Why do they let a baby write for a website????
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He's the president, who can stop him?
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Coolness Averted posted:He's the president, who can stop him? You wait till nap time
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I liked this one. John Candy Land........Norf Guillotine "SOFT WITH THEIR HEADS"! I got some lolz.
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so wait did you just pull all the least cringeworthy jokes from your book and then put "BUY MY BOOK" at the end and throw that up as this week's article
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I spotted two typos. Crystaline and This it the Train train. Sorry about the minor but aggravating flaws enshrined forever in your book, sort of.
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I was taught that if I don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. So, instead I'll let SealHammer say it:SealHammer posted:it's been a while since I've read anything so desperately unfunny that it made me feel physically ill, so thanks bad poster and fake writer pee baby
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Oct 25, 2016 17:13
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Now we are all sons of bitches.
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This most recent one feels like a poorly done Zack Parsons impersonation, which I guess is an understandable thing to go for because Parsons is actually good at what he does.
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At least this one reminded me of that story where DTJr. was a deadbeat alcoholic loser in college and one day elder Trump showed up and knocked on his son's dorm door. When he answered he was an obviously hungover unwashed mess and Donald slapped him so hard he fell to the ground, and said "Put on a suit and meet me outside" leaving his son splayed out on the ground like a rag doll. Anyway, article sucked.
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Distract yourself from the election with these relaxing gifs, only a few of which I made myself.
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Yes, getting paid for collecting the work of others and presenting it without any attribution is cool and good.
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Hey, it worked for Buzzfeed! It is especially cool and good after years of Something Awful taking user-submitted photoshop projects and slapping their watermark on it, something goons used to make fun of ebaumsworld for doing. im cute fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Nov 14, 2016 |
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Regulation Size posted:Hey, it worked for Buzzfeed! I think it's lovely to repost the work of others without credit, is all. Regardless of who's doing it.
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Nov 14, 2016 21:54
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Hey man, that first one has a watermark! He did all he could!
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Asterios posted:Hey, I made this offer in another thread, so I'll repost here. Like, bottom line is, I get it and I know some of the stuff I've written has been a little weak lately. how kuch is that?
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Hey there, fans! There's a new and exciting way for you to support your favorite content creators called "Pagetreon." Join me on this new and exciting digital journey, and reap totally awesome fan rewards!
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the only funny thing about you is how oblivious you are about how no one likes your terrible articles. i ain't payin you poo poo
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Nov 29, 2016 06:50
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Can't wait to send you money via PayPal. I'm doing it right now lol
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holy poo poo do you actually give money to a guy who...parodies maddox?...as well as whatever the gently caress this is???
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obviously you hate COMEDY and COMEDY WRITERS and COMEDY CONTENT CREATOR COMEDY (comedy)
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I like these boat names
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I think he's done some good articles
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Majuju posted:holy poo poo do you actually give money to a guy who...parodies maddox?...as well as whatever the gently caress this is??? I logged in to my PayPal account and I donated money to the guy who writes comedy
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get that OUT of my face posted:the only funny thing about you is how oblivious you are about how no one likes your terrible articles. i ain't payin you poo poo I mean you might not like his articles but you can click on the patreon right there and see that other people do
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no they will not posted:I mean you might not like his articles but you can click on the patreon right there and see that other people do
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yeah i too was surprised at the kind of trash people will throw patreon money at, but spend any length of time on that site and whoooooa boy the poo poo you'll run into
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Asterios posted:Hey there, fans! There's a new and exciting way for you to support your favorite content creators called "Pagetreon." Join me on this new and exciting digital journey, and reap totally awesome fan rewards! My favorite part is how you have less patrons now than when you took the screencap.
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Asterios posted:Hey there, fans! There's a new and exciting way for you to support your favorite content creators called "Pagetreon." Join me on this new and exciting digital journey, and reap totally awesome fan rewards! you didnt answer my question
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Asterios posted:Hey there, fans! There's a new and exciting way for you to support your favorite content creators called "Pagetreon." Join me on this new and exciting digital journey, and reap totally awesome fan rewards! on the one hand this is depressing on multiple levels but on the other i'm inspired to try and monetize my mediocrity as well
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