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Lex Neville
Apr 15, 2009


not sure if thewarmup.net is in the OP but it deserves to be

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mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


canoshiz posted:

Is that the same Nitro?

oh for sure

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx


Broken Cake

Parallel Playa posted:

not sure if thewarmup.net is in the OP but it deserves to be

None of the videos were loading for me so I assumed he stopped paying his server bills.

If you guys give me a list of websites that should be at the top as a reference I'll add them.

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


canoshiz posted:

Is that the same Nitro?

No but that loving stinkyhole stole my name from esea. I had that account name and he had the admins change mine because I was "inactive"

gently caress nitro gently caress esea gently caress cs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014



Nitr0 posted:

No but that loving stinkyhole stole my name from esea. I had that account name and he had the admins change mine because I was "inactive"

gently caress nitro gently caress esea gently caress cs
At least one Nitr0 is good at CS.

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


I was here first dammit. I could be Nova 1 doesn't give him right to steal poo poo.

🖕🖕🖕👌👌🖕🖕

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008


theres alot to talk about about that thread title, but the only thing im gonna say is its at least better than the last one

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014



Nitr0 posted:

I was here first dammit. I could be Nova 1 doesn't give him right to steal poo poo.
It's not who did it first, it's who did it best.

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


The only solution is to 1v1 for it. I'm gonna kill that guy

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Sign my mousepad plz

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx


Broken Cake

Nitr0 posted:

No but that loving stinkyhole stole my name from esea. I had that account name and he had the admins change mine because I was "inactive"

gently caress nitro gently caress esea gently caress cs

Sounds like you weren't gud

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.



Lol I do like this one.

Also what slumpy said about using the steam chat

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Necc0 posted:

Sounds like you weren't gud

But I've got a 144hz monitor and the craziest mouse and a mechanical keyboard.... How do I get good? My sens is 1@1

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

I can jump 210 units 1 out of 50 tries. Neat.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


pandaK read the OP

Up Circle
Apr 3, 2008


lmao that op is the size of the book by ayn rand thats real long

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot


drat 2 pages in and these posts are already unreadable hot garbage.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx


I am sure glad that terrible joke is no longer in the title, man, whoever made that joke is super gay. Also most pros cheat.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014



AugmentedVision posted:

Also most pros cheat.
Nice try, turk.

Luna Was Here
Mar 21, 2013

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Lipstick Apathy

Michael Scott posted:

drat 2 pages in and these posts are already unreadable hot garbage.

lol ur av

never change mr pink

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.



PROTIP: DO NOT SHOOT YOUR HAND WITH A GUN

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014



Fat Lou posted:

PROTIP: DO NOT SHOOT YOUR HAND WITH A GUN
But how else will I convince myself to aim better?

Fat Lou
Jan 21, 2008

Desert Heat? I thought it was Dessert Heat. No wonder it tastes so bad.



I doubt that Akumos could even shoot himself in the hand without an aimbot.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS


Fat Lou posted:

I doubt that Akumos could even shoot himself in the hand without an aimbot.

Sephiroth only needs Meteor. Duh.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015




Dropping in to say my sens is 1.05@800, cheers

PerOlus
Jan 26, 2003

We'r even, seņor!

You should train granades, it's fast and easy to get a few good ones into your toolkit.

What I do is to start an offline game with no bots, and open console to run: (you may need to enable console in gameplay settings)
sv_cheats 1; sv_infinite_ammo 1; sv_grenade_trajectory 1; sv_grenade_trajectory_dash 1; sv_grenade_trajectory_thickness 1; mp_roundtime 60;mp_roundtime_defuse 60;mp_restartgame 1;bind "UPARROW" "noclip"

Then "give weapon_smokegrenade" or whatever you want to practice.
Use up-arrow to toggle noclip. Zoom around the map, and train some good granades ones from http://www.thewarmup.net/
It doesn't take much time, and you will feel good for a short bit.

I hate this game so much.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015




Why bother with grenades when you can just p90 rush B every round

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty



qhat posted:

Why bother with grenades when you can just p90 rush B every round

So everyone is like: Kobe!!!1!11

qhat
Jul 6, 2015




I want someone to get to global using crabwalking dualies only

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

Who's up for some Stratroulette matchmaking later?

http://www.stratroulette.com/

On alt accounts if you're so precious about your lovely rank.

Oh, and no fat black chicks please. They're not my type. They may be fat or black.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001



what happened to the gypsy thread title

the gypsy thread title was better

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

This thread title is perfect

Also it's time for a new paradigm: turn up your sens

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

Bohemian Nights posted:

This thread title is perfect

Also it's time for a new paradigm: turn up your sens

i unironically did this last night

i turned it down too low for my dumb baby sized mousepad and kept slamming my mouse into my keyboard

i'm now 1.2 @ 400

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI


Turning down your sens is a meme that people took seriously

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

o fuk traffic

Why is there no 5v5 casual????

hello internet
Sep 13, 2004

What's so good about Cleveland? You like it? You think Cleveland is cool? I've never heard anyone say, 'I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.'


Petition to add 1v1 arena waiting for goonmans to start

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!






Fun Shoe

http://sothatwemaybefree.com

sens 2.74@400dpi, using this mouse that's older than all of you.

Competitive is Completely Stupid and I Hate It. 4 games in a row is me and 4 other fuckos who aren't working as a team. Who cares, goonman only, casual funny times, learn strats from watching pro streams.

Depths
Apr 15, 2009

SENPAI


Reminder: do not solo queue

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!






Fun Shoe

gently caress, I forgot.

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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride



Lipstick Apathy

i enjoy the solo queue

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