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Professorjuggalo
Oct 22, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!


Hackers seem to have skyrocketed from the Anticheat update, I just switched to faceit after two hacker vs hacker games in a row

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butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master




Finally got enough wins to display rank, Silver I unsurprisingly.

Hop into a MM lobby tonight, and my team, while friendly, decide to do sawed off rushes every round. we get decimated.

In an effort to shake things off, I join another lobby. Look at my teammates and all of them have names that are 100% Chinese characters. None of them touch the mic the entire match, don’t respond to any of my call outs, and pull repeated bizarre moves such as sitting on chair with bomb for a full 30 seconds to save (a MAC-10).

“This is fun” I tell myself, unconvincingly. “I am enjoying this.”

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


If you're in NA check out some private goon vs goon games.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3635620

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008




Sup, butros

See you on the server dude!



Slumpy out







"There is no spoon" - The Matrix (1999)

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaB5JOG-Yh8

poo poo

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011



lmao good to see melee hitreg has not progressed since tf2

funny little thing i found in clips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcYV5NXRqMQ

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS


ahhhh it feels so nice to get several hackusations in two back-to-back games. been a long while since that happened.

also the NA lagshield in EU MM is very real: https://streamable.com/v7p39m

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

A TURGID FATSO posted:

ahhhh it feels so nice to get several hackusations in two back-to-back games. been a long while since that happened.

also the NA lagshield in EU MM is very real: https://streamable.com/v7p39m

nice shots

re: high ping playing, i can especially relate to the last one, where you click and have to wait a quarter of a second before you actually see results

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008




im retired from csgo i only play flight simulators now

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend


It's a shame demos can't capture just how sluggish and weird the game feels when you cross that 100+ ping treshold. Though honestly the compensation is pretty good in csgo compared to what it is in a lot of other games/what it used to be.

Slumpy posted:

im retired from csgo i only play flight simulators now
I hope you have more luck hitting things there, good luck buddy!

sterster
Jun 18, 2006
nothing

Grimey Drawer

A TURGID FATSO posted:

ahhhh it feels so nice to get several hackusations in two back-to-back games. been a long while since that happened.

also the NA lagshield in EU MM is very real: https://streamable.com/v7p39m

That's some crips shooting. Weird how the last kill hit the truck but didn't count as a wall bang.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS


Bohemian Nights posted:

nice shots

re: high ping playing, i can especially relate to the last one, where you click and have to wait a quarter of a second before you actually see results

sterster posted:

That's some crips shooting. Weird how the last kill hit the truck but didn't count as a wall bang.

I actually fired two shots at the last guy and for some reason the demo just skipped the second bullet that killed them.

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

Here's some four minutes of aces and a few fast 4ks from the last few months of playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_lTZphMSrc

hope u enjoy my dot crosshair

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend


Bohemian Nights posted:

hope u enjoy my dot crosshair

I would unironically rather play with cl_crosshair 0 than a dot crosshair.

Because i tried yours once and got like 0 kills with it before giving up. You monster.

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

Kehveli posted:

I would unironically rather play with cl_crosshair 0 than a dot crosshair.

Because i tried yours once and got like 0 kills with it before giving up. You monster.

dot crosshairs may mess up all your smoke line-ups, have reduced visibility compared to a cross and give you no tangible benefits, but due to the perfidious powers of suggestion and placebo it makes landing headshots a lot easier for me

800@1.2

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend


Ok but cut your sens and xhair alpha by 50% for a good performance boost

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


HUNDEN, DEAD, ZONER BANNED FOR COACHING BUG EXPLOIT

https://twitter.com/ESLCS/status/1300531616096411648

Heroics(just won ESL One) coach, MIBRs coach, and Hard Legions coach.


online CS lmao

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



its been 7 years since steel made a cool grand from cheating some skins and people will still use that as a reason to not engage with him whenever he points out something clearly suspicious or illegal lol

Raymond Hog
Nov 28, 2013



god this game is a loving mess lol

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

trying to jack off posted:

its been 7 years since steel made a cool grand from cheating some skins and people will still use that as a reason to not engage with him whenever he points out something clearly suspicious or illegal lol

It's a shame. Steel hosed up once and has given so much back to the scene since. He shouldn't still be banned in 2020, but now that he's moved on to valorant I guess it's whatever :(

rip chaos

Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend


https://twitter.com/alluCSGO/status/1300693631381262336

https://twitter.com/alluCSGO/status/1300728138029305856


mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*


#freejamppi

Carl Winslow
Sep 1, 2004
donut

What’s the cheapest graphics card I can get to run this game well

osker
Dec 18, 2002



Wedge Regret

Carl Winslow posted:

What’s the cheapest graphics card I can get to run this game well

I will give you an GTX970 that is in my closet for years. Just pay USPS shipping

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011


lol for most of my cs i played with a 460 and a 660, though i suspect the cpu was just as bad or worse for performance

Dongicus
Jun 11, 2015


csgo ftw

Dongicus
Jun 11, 2015


Goofballs posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bNZ02h9U7I toughest, pudgiest, most soft pink skinned men in the game

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011


Bohemian Nights posted:

Here's some four minutes of aces and a few fast 4ks from the last few months of playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_lTZphMSrc

hope u enjoy my dot crosshair

that flick at 0:51 on the jumping dude is some tasty stuff

also nice clutch at the end, perfect shot

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

ArfJason posted:

that flick at 0:51 on the jumping dude is some tasty stuff

also nice clutch at the end, perfect shot

Thanks!

Just realised this is my first ever video featuring the AK over the SG, and I have to say, after having been forced to use the AK for the last few months, the gun isn't bad, I guess...


https://twitter.com/leetify/status/1301097481124614145

Depending on how many get busted, this coaching bug thing has the potential to go from really embarassing for a few teams to incredibly embarassing for the entire game

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

namaste and god bless all you cool cats and kittens


Carl Winslow posted:

What’s the cheapest graphics card I can get to run this game well

the year leading up to covid i was playing on a 2011 imac and managing to not bottom frag most of the time.


it’s all in your head

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

The magnificent story of Dwayt al-Shrood.



Don't a bunch of pros play at like 800x600 anyway? Or was just holdovers from when they started?

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008




Carl Winslow posted:

What’s the cheapest graphics card I can get to run this game well

mostly a cpu intenstive game, a 970 would prob be fine

Carl Winslow
Sep 1, 2004
donut

osker posted:

I will give you an GTX970 that is in my closet for years. Just pay USPS shipping

I would love to let your GTX970 finally come out of the closet. PMing you.

Carl Winslow
Sep 1, 2004
donut

osker posted:

I will give you an GTX970 that is in my closet for years. Just pay USPS shipping

I'm rolling with osker's GTX 970 and...still suck at this game.

Greatest Living Man
Jul 22, 2005

ask President Obama


Carl Winslow posted:

I'm rolling with osker's GTX 970 and...still suck at this game.

have you tried overclocking

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



Carl Winslow posted:

I'm rolling with osker's GTX 970 and...still suck at this game.

these forums are cool sometimes

Bohemian Nights
Jul 14, 2006

When I wake up,
I look into the mirror
I can see a clearer, vision
I should start living today

Clapping Larry

ENCE coach suspended for coaching bug :X

Photex
Apr 6, 2009






Has anyone checked on refu?

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Kehveli
Apr 1, 2009

Push It Like You Push Your Girlfriend


I like twista as a person but hey you gently caress around you get whats coming. 2017 so i think he was at least coaching igame at the time.

Edit: as a person meaning hes very funny in the bts, especially during the slump as he gets progressively angrier at people

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