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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
As a feminist, I

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somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad

A misanthrope posted:

SHUT UP ILL KILL YOU

"c'mon baby open the door...i'm not angry. just open the door. i just wanna see your face"

:rolleyes: sure bud...

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

as a fremenist, kill all harkonnen

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Son of Rodney posted:

men go fart

women go queef


there you go all you need to know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tauKtItiBuo

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


*hits buzzer*

that's a woman!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Why would she want her grandkids to gently caress eachother?

im sorry but name/post combo here loving lol

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Son of Rodney posted:

as a fremenist, kill all harkonnen

DOWN WITH MATRIARCHY!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
men pee standing up

women pee in mens moufs

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

whoflungpoop posted:

men pee standing up

women pee in mens moufs

its pee all around on a big round piss planet

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Applewhite posted:

As a feminist, I

feminist ally

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
men and women are outdated concepts its 2016 for gosh sake

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


Sweet sassy molassy, I'm laughing out loud

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Don Tacorleone posted:

Sweet sassy molassy, I'm laughing out loud

i finally made something funny. i can die now :)

edit: i guess dad gay came up iwth the slogan so i remain unfunny

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Actually I think Feminists are technically part of an Axis now.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
as an mra i- *neck fat rolls up like a window shade to reveal the reptile face underneath

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

www
Aug 4, 2010

Women are SO COMPLEX, not like you dumb loving idiot males

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

www posted:

Women are SO COMPLEX, not like you dumb loving idiot males

God created Man first. As a first generation product, he was functional but limited. Women are more elegantly styled with a lot more features, but, like any advanced product, they are also more temperamental. Plus they have built-in obsolescence so you're always forced to get a new one.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Feeeemales have small lobes and are not permitted to wear clothes or earn profit.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

A misanthrope posted:

men: mra redditors

women: sjw tumblrinas



men: fedoras

women: blue hair
lol if you don't like chicks with blue hair

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

i finally made something funny. i can die now :)

edit: i guess dad gay came up iwth the slogan so i remain unfunny

what you did is good, and was essential to the dunk a dill pickle mythology

i like that the old lady is making people gently caress at gunpoint, the original meaning of "dunking ye olde dill pickle, reald-o" in my opinion

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Applewhite posted:

God created Man first. As a first generation product, he was functional but limited. Women are more elegantly styled with a lot more features, but, like any advanced product, they are also more temperamental. Plus they have built-in obsolescence so you're always forced to get a new one.

Makes sense

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
the difference between men and women is that women has a "wo" in it.

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot

Yawgmoth posted:

lol if you don't like chicks with blue hair

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dad gay. so what posted:

what you did is good, and was essential to the dunk a dill pickle mythology

i like that the old lady is making people gently caress at gunpoint, the original meaning of "dunking ye olde dill pickle, reald-o" in my opinion


i am happy i could add my small part to the cultural phenomenon that is the pickle dunk meme :hfive:

heres anothre thing

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

sick :respek:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

sick nasty :respek:

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005


This is really dumb, btw.

Let's take the most attractive 24-year-old woman and compare next to a 38-year-old balding hunchback who refuses to shave his head or work out to look presentable, because this is the most attractive male specimen that exists (the artist who drew the pic). Just wanted to say I am angry. That is all.

Bodyholes fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Feb 9, 2016

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i just did a quick search and this thing is going viral!! im saddened to find out that the original usage was "reard-o" as opposed to the now canon "realdo". but you cant make an omlette without breaking some legs. good job everyone! we did it!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
MEN run screaming through the woods and rape and kill people and wear their skins as clothing.

WOMEN would rather sit inside with a good book and a nice glass of wine!

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Mental-Rectangle posted:

This is really dumb, btw.

Let's take the most attractive 24-year-old woman and compare next to a 38-year-old balding hunchback who refuses to shave his head or work out to look presentable, because this is the most attractive male specimen that exists (the artist who drew the pic). Just wanted to say I am angry. That is all.

Oh man if you don't understand why shirtcocking is not cool but feeeeeemales wearing a t-shirt only is cool, you should probably kill yourself.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

AugmentedVision posted:

Oh man if you don't understand why shirtcocking is not cool but feeeeeemales wearing a t-shirt only is cool, you should probably kill yourself.

How come only the guy has his genitals dangling out? In order to be a fair comparison the guy should be wearing a long white t or dress shirt that covers his package (aka the risky business)

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mental-Rectangle posted:

This is really dumb, btw.

Let's take the most attractive 24-year-old woman and compare next to a 38-year-old balding hunchback who refuses to shave his head or work out to look presentable, because this is the most attractive male specimen that exists (the artist who drew the pic). Just wanted to say I am angry. That is all.

This is such a bad post you almost made me srspost itt

........Almost :madmax:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Men: self-contained, autonomous

Women: leaks out of a bunch of different holes, fat and lazy

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Guys pee fully erect is an amazing sight. Women pee is like wet dog drooling.

Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

This is such a bad post you almost made me srspost itt

you should seriouspost more. it's a good idea for people who aren't very funny

FishionMailed
Feb 2, 2014

by zen death robot
women are better looking than men though, that's just true.

no one really cares for naked dudes, not even straight women. Not really. Not like people are into naked ladies. And even if you are into naked dudes, you're usually not looking too much at the cock & balls.

women are just more aesthetically pleasing. like an Apple versus a PC. They are both basically the same inside and they both basically do the same thing but one just looks better doing it.

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

FishionMailed posted:

women are better looking than men though, that's just true.

no one really cares for naked dudes, not even straight women. Not really. Not like people are into naked ladies. And even if you are into naked dudes, you're usually not looking too much at the cock & balls.

as a gay man you would know all about this of course

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