A comprehensive guide to the differences between men & females

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FishionMailed: Feb 2, 2014; by zen death robot

Mental-Rectangle posted:

as a gay man you would know all about this of course

as a bi man I think my opinion on this matter is more valuable

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Boys has a penis and girls has a oval office

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:00

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

FishionMailed posted:

as a bi man I think my opinion on this matter is more valuable

Bi men get horny about spit t/f

And don't say undecided

You can decide about at least something

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:02

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:09

FishionMailed: Feb 2, 2014; by zen death robot

Sheep-Goats posted:

Bi men get horny about spit t/f

And don't say undecided

You can decide about at least something

about spit? sure.

My gf sometimes drools a bit when she is giving a BJ so there's like spit coming down and dropping onto her tits which she sometimes apologizes for and I just go 'nah it's hot lol.'

or are you talking about spit roasting someone? that's hot too

# ? Feb 10, 2016 00:15

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Male thoughts aim for direct, powerful actions designed for concrete goals with quantifiable rewards, and any intentions (hidden or otherwise) are often openly telegraphed for others to see. The male thoughtform most closely resemble an Arrow, rigid and pointed for attack and defense.

Female thoughts have historically tended more toward the use of indirect social influences to enact positive changes to their environment, and often depended upon peers' support. Their thoughtforms are more complicated, structured in winding, coiling loops like a Celtic Knot. The female mind, as a result, is said to have a much harder time clearing itself of thought than the male mind, however I think in this modernizing era women are going to be much more capable than just dropping their psycho-social-sexual-ego baggage for a moment for a little self-awakening.

Here we go: Guys have balls and a butt, girls have boobs and a butt. Everyone likes butts and everyone has loved boobs at least once in their lives, but no one has ever liked balls, OP. HTH

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:21

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Snatch Duster posted:

RITUAL OPPOSITION: FIGHT FOR FUN

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:24

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Mental-Rectangle posted:

This is really dumb, btw.

Let's take the most attractive 24-year-old woman and compare next to a 38-year-old balding hunchback who refuses to shave his head or work out to look presentable, because this is the most attractive male specimen that exists (the artist who drew the pic). Just wanted to say I am angry. That is all.

iirc the author is actually a pretty in shape dude and just draws his characters as slobs so his audience can relate to it easier.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:31

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

but no one has ever liked balls, OP. HTH

a common misconception but plenty of girls enjoy fondling balls

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:35

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

FishionMailed posted:

as a bi man I think my opinion on this matter is more valuable

You're just really poo poo at being bi I guess. Some bi's do in fact worship the cock.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 01:44

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

RITUAL OPPOSITION: FIGHT FOR FUN

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO RITUAL OPPOSITION

# ? Feb 10, 2016 02:26

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

dad gay. so what posted:

You done hosed up hard, shitnose, Your house is about to get stuffed full of pain for this

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:11

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

FishionMailed posted:

as a bi man I think my opinion on this matter is more valuable

i think you need to go look up the definition of bisexual

the hottest men are as hot as the hottest women. also women who are not gay are cock-crazed vampires--all of them. at least the one's i've had were.

Sheep-Goats posted:

Bi men get horny about spit t/f

And don't say undecided

You can decide about at least something

no, spit is disgusting

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:22

Nirvikalpa: Aug 20, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Everyone likes butts and everyone has loved boobs at least once in their lives, but no one has ever liked balls, OP. HTH

I love crushing balls between my hand. Or juggling them like they're a pair of dice

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:29

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Snatch Duster posted:

what the heck is trouble talk, I want to use the trouble talk.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:33

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

RITUAL OPPOSITION: FIGHT FOR FUN

I fight for my friends

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:34

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:44

Hustlin Floh: Jul 20, 2009; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Men are from Mars, women have a penis

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:50

Robot Made of Meat: Oct 16, 2015

FishionMailed posted:

women are better looking than men though, that's just true.

no one really cares for naked dudes, not even straight women. Not really. Not like people are into naked ladies. And even if you are into naked dudes, you're usually not looking too much at the cock & balls.

women are just more aesthetically pleasing. like an Apple versus a PC. They are both basically the same inside and they both basically do the same thing but one just looks better doing it.

The sheer volume of wrong in your post is overwhelming.

Robot Made of Meat fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Feb 10, 2016

# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:50

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

dad gay. so what posted:

here is how i remember the main difference

male - has an external penis
women - has an internal fagina

quote your sources

# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:00

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Hogge Wild posted:

quote your sources

# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:01

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

dad gay. so what posted:

rude!

# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:07

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:29

Novo: May 13, 2003; ^{Stercorem pro cerebro habes}; Soiled Meat

FishionMailed posted:

women are just more aesthetically pleasing. like an Apple versus a PC. They are both basically the same inside and they both basically do the same thing but one just looks better doing it.

sure, one costs a bit more than the other, but it has better resale value. which is good because it's easier to replace those things than upgrade them

# ? Feb 10, 2016 05:57

Brosnan: Nov 13, 2004; Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled; Lipstick Apathy

FishionMailed posted:

women are better looking than men though, that's just true.

no one really cares for naked dudes, not even straight women. Not really. Not like people are into naked ladies. And even if you are into naked dudes, you're usually not looking too much at the cock & balls.

women are just more aesthetically pleasing. like an Apple versus a PC. They are both basically the same inside and they both basically do the same thing but one just looks better doing it.

Seriously this is the dumbest wrongest post in history

# ? Feb 10, 2016 06:49

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Everything I need to know about the difference between men and women I learned by watching stand-up comedians.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:02

Brosnan: Nov 13, 2004; Pwning the incels with my waifu fg character. Get trolled; Lipstick Apathy

that's the joke of this thread yeah

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:07

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

ArbitraryC posted:

a common misconception but plenty of girls enjoy fondling balls

Nirvikalpa posted:

I love crushing balls between my hand. Or juggling them like they're a pair of dice

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:09

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

A man does the hunting and brings home the bacon
A woman washes the mans clothes and cooks him dinner

Unless the man is a beta and needs the woman to do the hunting for him.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:25

bubblebee: Jan 6, 2014

Men are all "omg babe stop setting my beard on fire"

And women are all "your beard is ugly, no. It deserves to be on fire"

Gender wars, amiright? :downs:

# ? Feb 10, 2016 07:30

old-timey newspaper gal: Feb 23, 2005

When a man loves a woman he dunks his dill pickle in her realdo.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 08:09

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

bubblebee posted:

Men are all "omg babe stop setting my beard on fire"

And women are all "your beard is ugly, no. It deserves to be on fire"

Gender wars, amiright?

That woman needs a real man.

A real man who likes his beard on fire.

# ? Feb 10, 2016 08:45

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Applewhite posted:

As a feminist, I

feminist spotted

# ? Feb 10, 2016 09:22

frenton: Aug 15, 2005; devil soup

buzzfeed asks men the important questions like "how does it feel to get kicked in the balls?" and "why don't you scold your friends for making fun of me?"

# ? Feb 10, 2016 10:38

www: Aug 4, 2010

frenton posted:

buzzfeed asks men the important questions like "how does it feel to get kicked in the balls?" and "why don't you scold your friends for making fun of me?"

like nails on a chalkboard

# ? Feb 10, 2016 12:00