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Hey USA, I heard ur true future leader Ted Cruz has a hosed up smile and so everyone hates him.  Why Ted Cruz’s Facial Expression Makes Me Uneasy Fat guy that looks like a rubber bullet that wrote this posted:No matter the emotional coloring of Senator Cruz’s outward rhetoric, his mouth typically tightens into the same straight line. If it deviates from this, the corners of his mouth bend down, not upwards. The outside of his eyebrows bend down, too, when he emotes, something so atypical that it disturbs me. Typically a person’s eyebrows arch up, as does the corrugator muscle that furrow the forehead. What is such a downturned face signaling? Wow, how are you gonna run the world like this. Luckily, we can fix it. I will start by stealing from other, less retarded, politicians. Bernie Cruz   Cruz and of course, a classic twist on a new white guy. Dick Cruz 
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All of those are objectively improvements but even if his face is less punchable his voice is still whiny and obnoxious
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yo i'd put the goatse man's rear end in a top hat there as a hilarious joke but i'm still at work can someone else do it
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can someone photoshop the jim bob smile there thanks
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Man I wish I was half as good at PS as the OP Amy Cruz 
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Give him jared leto joker teeth please
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if anyone is a reptilian, it's ted cruz
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Its not the smile, its the face. The man is part goblin.
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A misanthrope posted:if anyone is a reptilian, it's ted cruz  WRONG He's clearly of goblin blood.
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Okay, look. I'm no expert at makeovers, but Ted needs an eyebrow lift and an eyeball flip. I managed to do the eye flip but I don't think I can do the brow lift. 
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im going to hurl
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It really is in the brows and eyes.
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maybe if he draws attention away from the smile
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I'd vote for this grill
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loquacius posted:I'd vote for this grill it has the heart of a champion
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That's no mouth...
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Gimme dat goat man.
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Lmao I love this thread
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