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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jabor posted:

It's all well and good unless you happen to be a dwarf.

walking down stairs with a cockatrice corpse is probably an MSHA violation

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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yeah came here to post this

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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[desire to know more intensifies]

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Lmao is this real

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Is there a NIST standard light beer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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There's a NIST standard for weed piss so I assume there's one for light beer

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Powered Descent posted:

Thank you. Now the original makes sense. :)

Also you forgot the part where he would have been killed except someone else did it first

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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i was once told i was not allowed to store dead lead-acid batteries next to fresh ones because 'the charge would even out' and drain the full ones :psyduck:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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VectorSigma posted:

i got a 6.022140857×1023 in physics

Same but chemistry

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Mithaldu posted:

Oh god, are we getting into this boring derail again?

This must be a failed world line.

It's a KREISVERKEHRSPLATZ, get it right.



:gonk:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Decrepus posted:

No, you didn't say that so you are dead now.

might as well go right to Dr pepper

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Not really related but this made me want to know if you could do a thing where you put people in a circle with IVs attached between them and circulate the blood from one person to the next?

It would be like a human centipede but with blood and it's a circle.

:catstare:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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JoelJoel posted:

Yeah, in the early 2000s those ran on tv all the time. You can't say "gently caress" on the radio at anytime of day or night but you can throw oil burned face at children no prob.

Oh gently caress i know exactly what video you're talking about and I've been scrolling past YouTubes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Melbourne airport workers treated after shipment leaks hydrofluoric acid
Firefighters transferring leaking containers into hazmat drums after eight workers taken to hospital


https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/nov/23/melbourne-airport-workers-hospitalised-after-shipment-leaks-hydrofluoric-acid

You may be familiar with hydrofluoric acid from the FOOF thread. If you arent, I recommend against looking up the wiki on it to spare yourself from knowing about hfl acid injuries

Calcium gel and hope it works before your bones dissolve?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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zedprime posted:

Bone issues are the dramatic but lesser of injuries from chronic HF exposure. Chronic exposure more seriously leads to heart disease from extended periods of hypocalcemia. The risk from acute exposure such as in the case of a transport worker getting exposed in that example, is heart attack due to hypocalcemia. Shock, as from a chemical or thermal burn, is often not a huge issue because such an exposure is probably going to cause a heart attack in short order but for gross enough exposure you can start worrying about the normal burn complications too.

Whereas FOOF is outrun it or you're dead

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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RabbitWizard posted:

I'm sure this is how you fix it:



:gonk:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Make them more incendiary

boo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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mad max is really good

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Sagebrush posted:

iirc the ship sinking doesn't generate suction, but all of the air bubbling out of it can aerate the water and reduce its effective density. With enough air bubbles in the water, the density can be reduced to the point where people and life boats won't float in it any more. It's a bit like how quicksand is formed, but with air and water instead of water and sand.

Once the air stops bubbling the density will return and you'll float back to the surface, obviously, but that might be several minutes for a large ship.

I thought it used to happen on ships with big funnels on them, which isn't really the case anymore

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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oohhboy posted:

At 3~6 times escape velocity gravity doesn't have a chance to react

um

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Platystemon posted:

It’s phrased poorly, but the point is sound.

An object going straight up loses 9.8 m/s of velocity every second, at altitude zero.

If you go up 130 km in just two seconds, you lose less than 0.015% of your speed. That rounds to nothing.

oh is that what that's supposed to have meant

because gravity acts at c

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Synthbuttrange posted:

No poo poo huh

boooo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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beep-beep car is go posted:

Wait, isn't that from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

yep

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

No usually they take their head off.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Jerry Cotton posted:

And the lawyer who (overwhelmingly successfully) demonstrated how easy it was to accidentally discharge a certain firearm in a murder case by accidentally shooting and killing himself with said weapon.

:stare:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Necrolich posted:

Why the hell is it called a near miss, this has never made sense to me!? Nearly missing something is HITTING it.

are you a native english speaker

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Have none of you idiots heard the term "idiomatic" before

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Platystemon posted:

“It is not permanently installed. It is indefinitely installed.”

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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FCKGW posted:

As the person who took that photo years ago, you have no idea how happy this makes me.

it's a classic

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Say Nothing posted:

... your bowels.

:thejoke:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I think skulls are contraindicated as signage here because of the alarming variety of skull themed baking tools we own. I stored it in a mini fridge with some hazard tape on the bottle in the end.

Mr. Yuk

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Its just a fingernail

boooooooooo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Whooping Crabs posted:

Northern Minnesota? What are your driving rules for moose?

Moose will kill you and your car dead as gently caress

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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If you hit a moose you're breaking its legs and then the remaining 1300 lbs falls through your windshield onto your lap

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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As of now automated cars are really unsafe for any meaningful use

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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IPCRESS posted:

Here's another not-robot-car OSHA thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEg89lfj_Vg

:eyepop:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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RandomPauI posted:

vaporware fuckham

mods please

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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zedprime posted:

Rotating shift schedules are usually worker/union requested so that everybody gets a fair shot at shift differential and weekends with family.

I seriously doubt that's a union shop being discussed

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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Stexils posted:

i mean, it led to several of the most horrific deaths in human history, but jesus lmao

holy wtf is that procedure

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