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*Polishes off business plan for choom gang rolling papers* *Changes the desktop background of all the White house computers to goatse* *Finally looks at his 401K, has nothing* *Proudly exclaims "Let me be very clear..." while he penetrates Milania as Donald Trump looks on with bated ecstasy*
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*chooms*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:01
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*brings monica lewinsky out of cryostasis for a rusty trombone*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:02
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*carves "1M GAY" into desk*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:03
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I would buy the poo poo out of choom gang merch.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:03
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*shits on floor
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Feb 11, 2016 17:04
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*writes "Obama wuz here" with black sharpie on bathroom wall*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:06
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*pockets office pen*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:07
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"I'm getting too old for this poo poo."
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Feb 11, 2016 17:07
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uh, as you , uh, know, uh, uhhhh, burrr durrr
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poo poo i forgot to institute natiowide sharia law aw dang i knew i was forgetting something, shoot
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*idly wonders what could happen if he doesn't get a pardon from hillary*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:09
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*gives hitler a posthumous pardon*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:11
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*cops bang on door with eviction notice*
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*balances the budget*
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*gives hillary a pardon*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:13
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*leaves nation better off than it was before he came to power*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:14
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Moltke posted:*leaves white nation better off than it was before he came to power*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:16
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gets one last toothy blowie in the oval office from michelle
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Feb 11, 2016 17:17
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*excitedly sets up Final Fantasy 14 account*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:21
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*hair goes instantly ultra-white, dies in a year*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:23
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*gets out his vintage baseball card collection* *thinks about the time he named a bunch of something awful dot com posters after baseball players* *bans several users from the forums out of spite*
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*reveals he really was a Kenyan, Marxist, Communist, Gay, Muslim Brony Terrorist all along* *eight years of his presidency designed to ruin the country end up improving it in the long run to his chagrin*
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im going to watch so much anime
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Feb 11, 2016 17:25
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*invades iran*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:29
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*sparks a doob*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:31
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Feb 11, 2016 17:35
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Son of a BITCH I came here to post that exact image.
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Feb 11, 2016 17:45
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*Officially changes name to Obummer*
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*takes a huge bong rip in the oval office
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If GOP wins election *Leaves piles of melon rinds and empty buckets of KFC laying around*
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*fucks Michelle doggy style on my desk*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:52
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*smokes a fat blunt*
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*revokes edward cruzs US visa*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:56
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I'm the poo poo smiley
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Feb 11, 2016 17:57
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*dresses like the sheriff from Blazing Saddles and says "excuse me while I whip this out" to every white person he encounters*
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Feb 11, 2016 17:59
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*cranks one out in the oval office chair one last time*
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Feb 11, 2016 18:01
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"ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *detonates suicide vest in situation room*
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