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Silly Ray Cyrus

Forget it
post ur Elegrant Dreams itt:


1. I wanna put all my lotions in glass bottles for a nice spread in the bathroom.
2. I want a series of different silk robes to wear at my leisure
3. I wanna find a light pink nail polish that looks really good, and layer it w/ champagne glitter

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i want a silk toilet seat and a diamond toilet bowl

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

one day i'd like to eat a whole meal sitting down


hi how are you ♥

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I want a fireplace for me to put things on and stand around.

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I want a closet full of tailored clothes maybe one of those faux marble desks I've been hearing about

Manifisto


I want to replace my laser printer with a team of talented calligraphers/artists, capable of turning anything I might want to print into fancy illuminated manuscripts. And I guess some lawyers to keep me out of jail for filing tax returns filled with intricate handwritten filigree.


ty nesamdoom!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I want all my furniture to hang from the ceiling.

Manifisto


DeepQantas posted:

I want all my furniture to hang from the ceiling.

visiting the bathroom at your place will be an adventure


ty nesamdoom!

Silly Ray Cyrus

Forget it

drilldo squirt posted:

I want a fireplace for me to put things on and stand around.

you seem like the type of person who understands how important having a "Good spread" is.

I want a series of lipsticks in metal tubes-- no plastic.


Tebulot

im hip now bois

Velvet wallpaper






DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Manifisto posted:

visiting the bathroom at your place will be an adventure

google THIS

I go to school with no pants on but I pull it off so smoothly that not only am I not humiliated but soon, everyone's doing it

Android Blues

i wince as all my teeth fall out one by one, but relax as my maitre d' opens an understated case and draws out a series of diamond pegs from the Jacqueline Lacoste Ante Lingua range

Mapparu

google THIS posted:

I go to school with no pants on but I pull it off so smoothly that not only am I not humiliated but soon, everyone's doing it

trendsetter

Android Blues

i seem to be awake, but a horrifying vision in teeth and gnarled skin is sitting on my chest. i yawn and reach up to adjust its cravat

Android Blues

a dark creature chases me through a forest. i toss my head back behind me, catching glimpses of its shadowy form gaining second by second. i burst from the treeline and onto the deserted highway, wreathed in mist - where a gleaming black car that costs forty years' wages awaits me. i am in an advertisement for Rolls Royce.

as i get in, i glance up: quick shot of the rear view mirror, where can be seen a MAN. he is wearing a tuxedo and begins to massage my shoulders.

Android Blues

Elegant Nightmares

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Android Blues posted:

a dark creature chases me through a forest. i toss my head back behind me, catching glimpses of its shadowy form gaining second by second. i burst from the treeline and onto the deserted highway, wreathed in mist - where a gleaming black car that costs forty years' wages awaits me. i am in an advertisement for Rolls Royce.

as i get in, i glance up: quick shot of the rear view mirror, where can be seen a MAN. he is wearing a tuxedo and begins to massage my shoulders.


Android Blues posted:

Elegant Nightmares

Furia

Giant bank vault with a pool full of gold coins

Pimp chalice

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Bill Murray doing the voiceover/narration to my life... always in the most tired and sarcastic way possible.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I wish my new car didn't have two dents in it

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I wish my new car didn't have two dents in it

i can get you some more dents really cheap, good dents

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