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I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.



An Enormous Boner

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I cum in the toilet


woozy pawsies


*nods* quality over quantity *nods again*



Lookin' cute
Feelin' cute

Lucavi


thx Scrub!

i purchased a real doll, because i make good money and enjoy loving fake rubber corpses


Long Waffle Beard

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Barnacle Djinn posted:

i purchased a real doll, because i make good money and enjoy loving fake rubber corpses

weird name and characteristics for a bike.



awkwerd paws

scrub lover/pseriflagt+cat prof guy on sigs tia凸[◣_◢]凸 2020 retard . Pls unban Anne fraje fanfic
Ok I'll fix the rest later. Happy fall fyad EDIT SOZ HAPPY HOLIDAYif merry wintertime[/img]

An Enormous Boner posted:

I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.


serious norman
young otr old, fast or slow, we can all agree that its good to cum



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i love capn payne threads


Swimp

awkwerd paws posted:

weird name and characteristics for a bike.

it's a new edgy brand.


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its more mature to have sex when you feel horny



dionysian

Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads

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any new creative writing fiction pieces capn payne?

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i'm mature enough to know when to masturbate


small hendren

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i still move my hand really fast to jerk off. its basically a blur.



Chilled Cactus
lol



Jack Daniels

woozy pawsies posted:

I cum in the toilet


Deg

woozy pawsies posted:

I cum in the toilet

so do i -- his name is barnacle jim. lmfao


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boar guy
jerking off slow is a sign of patience and dicipline and th er e is no reason i cant put my hand speed on resume



awkwerd paws

scrub lover/pseriflagt+cat prof guy on sigs tia凸[◣_◢]凸 2020 retard . Pls unban Anne fraje fanfic
Ok I'll fix the rest later. Happy fall fyad EDIT SOZ HAPPY HOLIDAYif merry wintertime[/img]

Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads

ayup


I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

Mr. Sophistication

An Enormous Boner posted:

I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.



Alejandro Sanchez


An Enormous Boner posted:

I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.

same here bro


mysterious loyall X

I am going to kill Ralp and whoever is responsible for the font.

thank u scrub lover now my sig is even longer and more annoying to scroll by god bless us everyone

thanks for the sigs cat avatar, dendy, uh, i think dora the explorer also. i forget. anf who ever made the 300 mb watermelon gif. thanks. enjoy all 10 miles of this sig. oh yeah and koos for paying 500 dollars for greencube. alright. that's everyone. i love u

Girugamesh.

Girugamesh.


Gi. Ru. Ga. Mesh.
Enjoy a watermelon.

Derpin it up with your pal dinosaur jerk.

The over 30 club sittin back with the world famous hop stoopid beer in the right, wife upstairs cleaning the linens or whateva, left down your khakis takin it slow and easy


SuppressdPuberty93


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i dont have time to sit around jerking my dick all day



mycophobia




thank u Persiflagist and scary ghost dog.

thx superloosegoose and scrub lover for av.

mycophobia posted:

i dont have time to sit around jerking my dick all day

his name?




Oh Don Piano
jacking off maturely


Squeezy Farm

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hey jim what cleaning products are approved for removing cum from a bike ?


I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

CatelynIsAZombie






CatelynIsAZombie posted:

hey jim what cleaning products are approved for removing cum from a bike ?

More cum


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mycophobia posted:

i dont have time to sit around jerking my dick all day



Cat Fashions

slow and steady


Fresh kid turned rotten
Boek
corsair just holds his dark dad dick in place. like hes at a urinal but hes not.


sports
                                                                                     

sports posted:

corsair just holds his dark dad dick in place. like hes at a urinal but hes not.




Oh Don Piano

you would have no problem cleaning your bike then because you're alweays loving it and cumming on it!!!


Deg

Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads
slowly jerkin off to.the babe in his av



EpicCareMadBitch

Squeezy Farm posted:

jacking off maturely



EpicCareMadBitch


Jack Daniels

Oh Don Piano posted:

                                                                                     

lol



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jacking off slowly so as to delay the "cumming" aspect of it, widely considered the worst phase of the jacking off exercise



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