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I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.



An Enormous Boner

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I cum in the toilet


woozy pawsies

*nods* quality over quantity *nods again*


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i purchased a real doll, because i make good money and enjoy loving fake rubber corpses



Long Waffle Beard

Barnacle Djinn posted:

i purchased a real doll, because i make good money and enjoy loving fake rubber corpses

weird name and characteristics for a bike.


weezy kiss baby on the mouth in the rap city basement
awkwerd paws


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An Enormous Boner posted:

I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.


serious norman
young otr old, fast or slow, we can all agree that its good to cum


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i love capn payne threads


I got a haircut so I'd look nice for school Monday morning, and then I got sick and couldn't go to school for 3 days. I wasted a good haircut!
Swimp

awkwerd paws posted:

weird name and characteristics for a bike.

it's a new edgy brand.



Long Waffle Beard
its more mature to have sex when you feel horny


dionysian

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Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads


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any new creative writing fiction pieces capn payne?


Stay Safe

i'm mature enough to know when to masturbate


small hendren

i still move my hand really fast to jerk off. its basically a blur.



Chilled Cactus
lol


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

woozy pawsies posted:

I cum in the toilet


Hooray
Deg

woozy pawsies posted:

I cum in the toilet

so do i -- his name is barnacle jim. lmfao


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boar guy
jerking off slow is a sign of patience and dicipline and th er e is no reason i cant put my hand speed on resume


weezy kiss baby on the mouth in the rap city basement
awkwerd paws


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Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads

ayup



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An Enormous Boner posted:

I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.


Alejandro Sanchez


An Enormous Boner posted:

I use to jerk off very fast when i was young and immature, but now that im old and wise i move my hand real slow when i jack off. Its more mature.

same here bro




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i dont have time to sit around jerking my dick all day


mycophobia



anime

mycophobia posted:

i dont have time to sit around jerking my dick all day

his name?


Oh Don Piano

jacking off maturely


Squeezy Farm


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hey jim what cleaning products are approved for removing cum from a bike ?


I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

CatelynIsAZombie






CatelynIsAZombie posted:

hey jim what cleaning products are approved for removing cum from a bike ?

More cum



Long Waffle Beard

mycophobia posted:

i dont have time to sit around jerking my dick all day



Cat Fashions

slow and steady


Fresh kid turned rotten
Boek
corsair just holds his dark dad dick in place. like hes at a urinal but hes not.


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sports posted:

corsair just holds his dark dad dick in place. like hes at a urinal but hes not.


Oh Don Piano


you would have no problem cleaning your bike then because you're alweays loving it and cumming on it!!!


Hooray
Deg

Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads
slowly jerkin off to.the babe in his av



EpicCareMadBitch

Squeezy Farm posted:

jacking off maturely



EpicCareMadBitch

its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels


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jacking off slowly so as to delay the "cumming" aspect of it, widely considered the worst phase of the jacking off exercise


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