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apropos to nothing posted:

jacking off slowly so as to delay the "cumming" aspect of it, widely considered the worst phase of the jacking off exercise


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels

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Oh Don Piano

jacking off slow like a retard but Im actually really smart



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tumor looking batty posted:

jacking off slow like a retard but Im actually really smart

FAYD styleee


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels
jerkin off like im rich


apropos to nothing
The slow jerk.


by zen death robot

my wheelhouse

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Oh this? Its called "edging"and it's actually a fairly sophisiticated and adnvanced technique.


Piss Man 94
Thinking back to when i did normie jerkoffs like moving my hand real fast up and down instead of using expert level movements, jellies, and grips


Holocaust Princess

anne frank fanfic
I put on my big business suit to jack off and i ejac into my load brifecase


Oh Don Piano

when i was a child i jerked off as a child, i made the a-ok finger sign and hosed my hand, but now that im an adult i put away childish things and its more like my hand is loving me



scary ghost dog
Jacked off my dick at work today


lmaoboy1998

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Took my blazer off before I jacked off at work so I wouldn't get cum on it


lmaoboy1998

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Oh Don Piano posted:

I put on my big business suit to jack off and i ejac into my load brifecase

Lol



EpicCareMadBitch
Out of respect to the wife, I wait until she is on a 1 day+ road trip with the kids until I begin masturbating. I go around the home closing all the blinds and locking the doors that lead to the outside. After changing the daytime sheets to something less elegant, I lay down on my king size bed and pull my penis through my crotch hole and start slowly tugging.


woozy pawsies

Voluptuous Babby - Jerk it Nice and Slow



Angry Bastard
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Oh Don Piano posted:

I put on my big business suit to jack off and i ejac into my load brifecase

His names brifecase?


Holocaust Princess

anne frank fanfic

Oh Don Piano posted:

I put on my big business suit to jack off and i ejac into my load brifecase

I stick my wiener thru the front zipper hole -- the "fly" -- of my expensive pin-striped dress pants. I keep the button on...just stick my weiner thru the zipper opening itself. Then I jack it slowly, lke I'm rich


its too late to . s c r e a m
Jack Daniels
i keep myself edging throughtout the workday by thinking of boobs and occasionally tapping my glans



scary ghost dog

Jack Daniels posted:

I stick my wiener thru the front zipper hole -- the "fly" -- of my expensive pin-striped dress pants. I keep the button on...just stick my weiner thru the zipper opening itself. Then I jack it slowly, lke I'm rich

"the eastern seaboard "


Oh Don Piano

Jack Daniels posted:

I stick my wiener thru the front zipper hole -- the "fly" -- of my expensive pin-striped dress pants. I keep the button on...just stick my weiner thru the zipper opening itself. Then I jack it slowly, lke I'm rich

same.


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jacking my dick slow. thinkig bout my taxes


weezy kiss baby on the mouth in the rap city basement
awkwerd paws


Spring YOSboss biach. lLkes Eminime: call of Duty, swort art. a tatto My monster fan art on line

YCS anti poo poo post Brigade. Friends with AxeMAniac Bleeding Wiimote crew.

got a pretty big room here. drat this is rug is nice. and my pants fit really good. my taste in stuff is so good. love to just stand here, jacking my dick off in my big room. in these good pants. maybe onto my nice desk. why do i even own a globe


weezy kiss baby on the mouth in the rap city basement
awkwerd paws


Spring YOSboss biach. lLkes Eminime: call of Duty, swort art. a tatto My monster fan art on line

YCS anti poo poo post Brigade. Friends with AxeMAniac Bleeding Wiimote crew.

awkwerd paws posted:

got a pretty big room here. drat this is rug is nice. and my pants fit really good. my taste in stuff is so good. love to just stand here, jacking my dick off in my big room. in these good pants. maybe onto my nice desk. why do i even own a globe

stop spying on me


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and our boy says something like, "uhhhh…..hey, sir"
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Rich and mature due to respectful wanking


serious norman
basically when youre young your twitch muscles are more easily developed meaning its easier to run a 4.4 forty or ejaculate really fast but as you get older your muscles are stronger over longer periods of time and you have more endurance like in a marathon or jacking off for an hour


apropos to nothing
i think my jerkoff speed peaked at 23 but im a savant edger so my fastest time was two hours



scary ghost dog
having a cheeky wank overthe tax return


by Shine

on spec

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Responsible and mature wank dogs been taken outside and fed grass is mowed trash is out dishes done now I may slowly wank with a calm mind as opposed to the reckless wanks of my hazy youth


dieheart
my balls are, as the kids like to say, "infused" with cum.

I'm all about the swishy.
Sandy Hook Truther
i just jack off


Oh Don Piano

jacking off alternating hands takes hours but feels llike its done by the servants



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Somebody fucked around with this message at Oct 15, 2016 around 22:38

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Now that im mature i jerk off real slow
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grumple wumpkins



My arms are weak and very slow at jerking off, and I am immature



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Swimp posted:

i love capn payne threads


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Jack Daniels posted:

I stick my wiener thru the front zipper hole -- the "fly" -- of my expensive pin-striped dress pants. I keep the button on...just stick my weiner thru the zipper opening itself. Then I jack it slowly, lke I'm rich

woozy pawsies posted:

Out of respect to the wife, I wait until she is on a 1 day+ road trip with the kids until I begin masturbating. I go around the home closing all the blinds and locking the doors that lead to the outside. After changing the daytime sheets to something less elegant, I lay down on my king size bed and pull my penis through my crotch hole and start slowly tugging.

Lol


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Oh Don Piano posted:

I put on my big business suit to jack off and i ejac into my load brifecase


Oh Don Piano

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