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general anime posted:

09:00 light incense
09:15 saran wrap couch
09:45 sit down and begin rubbing ballsack through jeans (remain flaccid)
10:30 peruse paperview adult programming show descriptions (open palm rub entire ballsack and penis, jeans should be donned)
12:00 turn to channel 857 on Direct TV for SonicTap Zen music station
12:15 become erect, remove shirt
12:25 use tablet to log into https://forums.somethingawful.com
12:28 read GBS
4:00 Open FYAD (Mon, Wed, Fri: Wife thread, Tues/Thur: Bimbo Thread, Sun 'cheat day': Gay thread)
5:00 Grip erect shaft and squeeze really hard then release pressure, repeat 20X
5:10 lubricate
5:17 sit Indian style pinch head and each nut use pinky finger to mustache twirl pubic hair middle finger stimulating gooch
5:25 read the posts in between the sexy pictures outloud in characterized voices for each poster in breathy whispers
5:45 strum your shaft and drum your ballsack to the tribal beats of Zen
6:20 Release the Kraken! (cum)
6:30 tear down/clean up

molto bene


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general anime posted:

09:00 light incense
09:15 saran wrap couch
09:45 sit down and begin rubbing ballsack through jeans (remain flaccid)
10:30 peruse paperview adult programming show descriptions (open palm rub entire ballsack and penis, jeans should be donned)
12:00 turn to channel 857 on Direct TV for SonicTap Zen music station
12:15 become erect, remove shirt
12:25 use tablet to log into https://forums.somethingawful.com
12:28 read GBS
4:00 Open FYAD (Mon, Wed, Fri: Wife thread, Tues/Thur: Bimbo Thread, Sun 'cheat day': Gay thread)
5:00 Grip erect shaft and squeeze really hard then release pressure, repeat 20X
5:10 lubricate
5:17 sit Indian style pinch head and each nut use pinky finger to mustache twirl pubic hair middle finger stimulating gooch
5:25 read the posts in between the sexy pictures outloud in characterized voices for each poster in breathy whispers
5:45 strum your shaft and drum your ballsack to the tribal beats of Zen
6:20 Release the Kraken! (cum)
6:30 tear down/clean up
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The XKCD Larper

general anime posted:

09:00 light incense
09:15 saran wrap couch
09:45 sit down and begin rubbing ballsack through jeans (remain flaccid)
10:30 peruse paperview adult programming show descriptions (open palm rub entire ballsack and penis, jeans should be donned)
12:00 turn to channel 857 on Direct TV for SonicTap Zen music station
12:15 become erect, remove shirt
12:25 use tablet to log into https://forums.somethingawful.com
12:28 read GBS
4:00 Open FYAD (Mon, Wed, Fri: Wife thread, Tues/Thur: Bimbo Thread, Sun 'cheat day': Gay thread)
5:00 Grip erect shaft and squeeze really hard then release pressure, repeat 20X
5:10 lubricate
5:17 sit Indian style pinch head and each nut use pinky finger to mustache twirl pubic hair middle finger stimulating gooch
5:25 read the posts in between the sexy pictures outloud in characterized voices for each poster in breathy whispers
5:45 strum your shaft and drum your ballsack to the tribal beats of Zen
6:20 Release the Kraken! (cum)
6:30 tear down/clean up

lol again



grumple wumpkins




Crime on a Dime






let me see your eyes ill get lost in them and jack off(slowly)


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starbarry clock posted:

let me see your eyes ill get lost in them and jack off(slowly)


serious norman


凸[◣_◢]凸UNBAN CHIPE凸[◣_◢]凸 put this in your sig if you support FYAD凸[◣_◢]凸

starbarry clock posted:

let me see your eyes ill get lost in them and jack off(slowly)

this is.. really bad


Crime on a Dime





*recieves 69 probations and the ice rear end*
"its because they like me"


Crime on a Dime





Crime on a Dime posted:

*recieves 69 probations and the ice rear end*
"its because they like me"

i didnt know you were clairvoyant enjoy your future enjoyable human being


starbarry clock

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starbarry clock posted:

i didnt know you were clairvoyant enjoy your future enjoyable human being

dont sign your posts, even if you do thst kind of thing in the future


Crime on a Dime





Crime on a Dime posted:

dont sign your posts, even if you do thst kind of thing in the future


starbarry clock

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Crime on a Dime






starbarry clock

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ik delete this page and goldmine


Crime on a Dime





Crime on a Dime posted:

ik delete this page and goldmine


starbarry clock

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Crime on a Dime posted:

ik delete this page and goldmine


serious norman


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tumor looking batty posted:

calmly pleasuring myself to cum

I don't even do it for pleasure. I do it because it is simply the logical and rational thing to do.


woozy pawsies

general anime posted:

09:00 light incense
09:15 saran wrap couch
09:45 sit down and begin rubbing ballsack through jeans (remain flaccid)
10:30 peruse paperview adult programming show descriptions (open palm rub entire ballsack and penis, jeans should be donned)
12:00 turn to channel 857 on Direct TV for SonicTap Zen music station
12:15 become erect, remove shirt
12:25 use tablet to log into https://forums.somethingawful.com
12:28 read GBS
4:00 Open FYAD (Mon, Wed, Fri: Wife thread, Tues/Thur: Bimbo Thread, Sun 'cheat day': Gay thread)
5:00 Grip erect shaft and squeeze really hard then release pressure, repeat 20X
5:10 lubricate
5:17 sit Indian style pinch head and each nut use pinky finger to mustache twirl pubic hair middle finger stimulating gooch
5:25 read the posts in between the sexy pictures outloud in characterized voices for each poster in breathy whispers
5:45 strum your shaft and drum your ballsack to the tribal beats of Zen
6:20 Release the Kraken! (cum)
6:30 tear down/clean up

signal boosting my own poo poo cuz there was like two or three retards tryimg flame each other - hint, your fighting is like the special olympics bros eve if one of you wins YIouRs StILL RETARDED!!,! ,

anywaya quote my post agaim


by Lowtax

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general anime posted:

signal boosting my own poo poo cuz there was like two or three retards tryimg flame each other - hint, your fighting is like the special olympics bros eve if one of you wins YIouRs StILL RETARDED!!,! ,

anywaya quote my post agaim
James Lipton, jacking off at a glacial pace: Why the abrupt shift from military time to AM/PM notation?



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Social Media posted:

James Lipton, jacking off at a glacial pace: Why the abrupt shift from military time to AM/PM notation?

0900 Zulu I am going to cum


The XKCD Larper

general anime posted:

09:00 light incense
09:15 saran wrap couch
09:45 sit down and begin rubbing ballsack through jeans (remain flaccid)
10:30 peruse paperview adult programming show descriptions (open palm rub entire ballsack and penis, jeans should be donned)
12:00 turn to channel 857 on Direct TV for SonicTap Zen music station
12:15 become erect, remove shirt
12:25 use tablet to log into https://forums.somethingawful.com
12:28 read GBS
4:00 Open FYAD (Mon, Wed, Fri: Wife thread, Tues/Thur: Bimbo Thread, Sun 'cheat day': Gay thread)
5:00 Grip erect shaft and squeeze really hard then release pressure, repeat 20X
5:10 lubricate
5:17 sit Indian style pinch head and each nut use pinky finger to mustache twirl pubic hair middle finger stimulating gooch
5:25 read the posts in between the sexy pictures outloud in characterized voices for each poster in breathy whispers
5:45 strum your shaft and drum your ballsack to the tribal beats of Zen
6:20 Release the Kraken! (cum)
6:30 tear down/clean up


PinkoBastard

nightbae smokewheat posted:

I jack off into my hands and mouth. I sploot sperm into my food and eat it. I cum into my own rear end. I jizz from the top of tall buildings on birds. I cum into milkshakes and freeze the cum. I have sex with video games. I mod my FF15 character to have big boob to jack off to. FYHAD

WTF


Holocaust Princess

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When I was younger Id jack off whenever I flet like it, just whenever the thought ran through my head that I wanna go jack off. Now that Im older and more have responsibilities, when I think Id really like to jack off now that thought is followed by But I gotta take care of this other more important stuff first. Thats the principal difference between "then" and "now " when it comes to my jacking off .


The XKCD Larper
I use to call it fapping. Now I call it "me" time



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Barnacle Djinn posted:

im gay and think about dudes when i masterbaet

insane



Blerick


grumple wumpkins posted:

I use to call it fapping. Now I call it "me" time



Chill Callahan


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general anime posted:

09:00 light incense
09:15 saran wrap couch
09:45 sit down and begin rubbing ballsack through jeans (remain flaccid)
10:30 peruse paperview adult programming show descriptions (open palm rub entire ballsack and penis, jeans should be donned)
12:00 turn to channel 857 on Direct TV for SonicTap Zen music station
12:15 become erect, remove shirt
12:25 use tablet to log into https://forums.somethingawful.com
12:28 read GBS
4:00 Open FYAD (Mon, Wed, Fri: Wife thread, Tues/Thur: Bimbo Thread, Sun 'cheat day': Gay thread)
5:00 Grip erect shaft and squeeze really hard then release pressure, repeat 20X
5:10 lubricate
5:17 sit Indian style pinch head and each nut use pinky finger to mustache twirl pubic hair middle finger stimulating gooch
5:25 read the posts in between the sexy pictures outloud in characterized voices for each poster in breathy whispers
5:45 strum your shaft and drum your ballsack to the tribal beats of Zen
6:20 Release the Kraken! (cum)
6:30 tear down/clean up


woozy pawsies

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