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Chorps I fixed some stuff in your glossary.ChorpSaway posted:
but no seriously I am super glad to see this LP because I loved the UNS2 LP and much like Lord_Magmar, I've read a lot of the plot on Wikipedia without actually watching the show because I guess I'm weird, and I want to see it play out. Oh and jokes aside, your post does have an error Chorps. quote:Kazekage unless Minato was teleporting all the way out to the desert to get some rear end.
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Hunter Noventa posted:Doesn't Tenten do that? I mean, she has some crazy moves involving giant scrolls that spit out weapons but that's about all she does, because development for a secondary female character? We can't have that! Yeah ideally, but like I was joking about, she pretty much gets beaten on a consistent basis because when it comes down to weapons, even crazy ones, versus bullshit magic powers, bullshit magic powers win every time.
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I loving lost it at the pizza mascot joke. Also I'm shocked it took as long as it did for someone to make the obvious Tony Danzo pun.
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Feb 21, 2016 02:54
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Zetsu seems like the author saw the Joker in a Batman movie/cartoon/comic and thought "y'know, I like this guy's flair for the dramatic, but he really lacks the loving creep factor I'm looking for... Oh I know, I'll make him able to warp through floors and have him look like a totally naked burn victim, that'll work." (No but FF's analysis of Zetsu as a guy who would whip his dick out in public is definitely the joke from the last update that made me laugh hardest)
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Feb 28, 2016 08:05
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The minute Sasuke said "Let me show you my darkness" with no irony at all, I did an actual spittake. Then him Spider-Man-ing out on the ceiling... I can't decide if I hate this show or actually love it, holy poo poo.
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Mar 6, 2016 05:49
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FutureFriend posted:killer bee owns because he's like the only naruto character who isn't a loving horrid rear end in a top hat or the most boring person on earth I was gonna say Kakashi seems alright but then I remember he reads smut in front of kids so I guess that's kind of horrid.
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Mar 13, 2016 07:47
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"Since when have I joined you?" says Sasuke, after following Madara's orders for the whole goddamn game.
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Mar 20, 2016 01:01
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FutureFriend posted:sasuke becomes the ninja school would read this story
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Mar 20, 2016 07:46
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How do you even implant eyes into an arm? I'm willing to accept stealing eyes and implanting them into your own head because gently caress it whatever, mystic eye bullshit, but drat, an arm doesn't have the loving blood vessels or whatever to keep those eyes functioning. I mean I know I should just accept it because this is Naruto and this is just the tip of the iceberg on bullshit eye powers but the eye-arm is probably the dumbest thing we've seen yet in this game of
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Mar 20, 2016 20:14
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Schubalts posted:It was just that Danzo was actively using Shisui's eye to force the meeting to go his way. He stepped in to stop THAT specifically. "Stop the meeting! I noticed Danzo using a jutsu to influence the negotiations! I also noticed his arm is like 10 different kinds of hosed up, but that's not really important right now, we'll discuss that another time"
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Mar 21, 2016 02:53
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fillertrack posted:Its bullshit eye powers vs bullshit eye powers. Like children playing make believe and coming up with more absurd abilities to counter each other cuz they don't want to lose. naruto.txt
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Mar 22, 2016 06:55
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So during their entire fight standing on water, Sasuke never once thought to electrify the drat water? Also I know why clone Naruto is there when Naruto makes a rasengan but calling him "Hype Naruto" never fails to make me laugh TwoPair fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Mar 27, 2016 05:32
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Suppressed or not it's pretty dumb that nobody connected the dots for years since Naruto is like a clone of his dad aside from clothing differences and Naruto's silly face-whiskers. God knows I'm not gonna wiki it or anything, but I think Naruto and his dad are like, the only people in the whole leaf village with blonde hair (if not only the number is certainly low) VVV: okay that makes like, five or six? my point stands. Or maybe the fourth's death was a ruse from the ninja media to avoid an impending sex scandal with Ino's mom. TwoPair fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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FutureFriend posted:people roleplaying as anime characters, this thread is going places Let me tell you about my fictive headmate Sasuke wait poo poo that was just a bunch of Linkin Park lyrics I had stuck in my head
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So I know the game heavily abridges the anime/manga but did Kabuto transforming into a snake-man ever really get mentioned in the last game at all? Because otherwise that Kabuto and Madara scene is just a super weird moment of "Oh hey guys look how hosed up I am" out of the blue. Also I get that "immature little poo poo who is fiercely loyal to friends" is like the beginning and end of Naruto's character but his complete inability to call adults by their names instead of dumb nicknames is super annoying and really serves to make me dislike him. TwoPair fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Apr 19, 2016 02:13
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EasilyConfused posted:That's what you find annoying about him? Really? That's at the top of my list but I mean there's so many other reasons I figure they're the same as everyone else's so why repeat the obvious?
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Apr 19, 2016 07:13
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FractalSandwich posted:I like that the seal on the Nine Tails is clearly labeled "seal" so you know what it is. Good to see people borrowing from the Adam West Batman school of visual storytelling. Naruto's dad put it there specifically so his dumb son wouldn't touch it but whoopsie daisy 
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May 1, 2016 15:25
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So seriously if childbirth weakens the seal, and it's confirmed that they totally can seal the demon in a male host, why would they ever seal the demon in a lady? Also Chorps' "umm" response to the question of if the whole video was a cutscene was hilarious.
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May 22, 2016 04:52
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Lord_Magmar posted:I mentioned it earlier but the basic reason why they seal it in Kushina is she's the only Uzumaki young enough for them to safely do so. I can't recall right now but I'm pretty sure the Kyuubi's sheer Chakra mass is damaging to seal into adults whose Chakra networks have been solidified by puberty, and at the time it was thought only an Uzumaki could have the full power Kyuubi sealed inside and it'd have to be before puberty to ensure that the Chakra Network grew with the seal instead of being destroyed by the initial sealing. Man, then the Uzumaki clan needs to start popping out some more kids until they get a boy. It's the responsible thing to do. Or make the girls nuns. Naruto has Catholics, right?
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May 22, 2016 06:50
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Lord_Magmar posted:Minaro studied Kushina's seal a lot.  heyooooooo
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May 22, 2016 15:27
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Oh so I've been making dumb jokes about seals, but one thing I really do think is dumb(er) is Naruto telling the fox that he'll "do right by it" after re-sealing it. Like, why the gently caress would the fox care? The fox clearly only wants to kill everything and everyone starting with Naruto, I doubt utilizing his power wisely is suddenly going to make the fox chill like Killer Bee's octo-bison. That scene might as well have ended with Naruto going "GOT YOUR POWER BYE FOREVER".
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May 23, 2016 04:53
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White Coke posted:a Ninja-Dan Brown plot device. Angels and Nine-Tailed-Fox Demons
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May 28, 2016 05:50
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Lord_Magmar posted:Might Guy has a contract with the tortoises I get that Naruto-land has all manner of bullshit creatures with weird powers but I can not imagine how in the world a tortoise summon would be useful. Especially to Might Guy, the guy whose whole gimmick is running fast. e: gently caress I just realized typing this that they're ninja turtles I hate you so much Naruto author.
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RareAcumen posted:Turtle shields. God, it's like you didn't even watch FutureFriend's LP of Kindom Hearts. As long as they also yell HAYLP while Guy lets them die, this is an acceptable answer.
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ChorpSaway posted:Madara is out to graverob Pain of his magic eyes and Konan is the only one who knows of his resting place. So I guess immunity to decomposition is another bullshit eye power? Because I mean, that guy's been dead for a while, I'm no optometrist but I can't imagine they'd stay viable for transplant that long. Also I guess another part the game cut is Konan coughing up the location, because otherwise that whole exchange went "Tell me where the corpse is" "No" *fight* "Well I'm going to loving kill you now"
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Jun 5, 2016 23:53
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I wouldn't be shocked a bit. In fact I feel foolish for asking something like that when the character was in the proximity of a bullshit magic eye user.
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So, folks who have watched/read Naruto, how many episodes/chapters did the shark-man spend hiding on Killer Bee's back? Because these games skip swaths of plot, and he fake-died back in UNS2, so I have to imagine that in "real" time, Shark Boy was biding his time shapeshifted into a sword on Killer Bee's back for like six loving months.
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Squarely Circle posted:Samurai dude sounds super proud of getting to design the ninja headbands and sit in on their meeting. It's nice to feel included "I designed these headbands that say simply 'ninja'. And samurai will be teaming up with ninja!" Well sounds like you hosed up your symbol then, Head Samurai Man. Or maybe he just hates being a samurai and wants to be a ninja too.
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So the zombie jutsu brings the corpses back but it also gives them all their memories and personality traits too? Wouldn't that be inconvenient if like, any of these resurrected guys decided to get even remotely uppity? Like, even if it made them subservient, I remember Squarely Circle posted:I'm pretty sure Naruto's author got his knowledge of DNA, poison, genetics, organ transplants, etc. from watching Captain Planet. I was gonna say that he went to the same school as Hideo Kojima. Just replace nanomachines with "eye magic". Ah yes, the rare expansion-fetish-no-jutsu.
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So wait isn't Zabuza's sword with that water guy who was hanging out with Sasuke? How does Zabuza have it? Or is that just a copy? It must be because, I mean, Zabuza sword cannot be beat! i'm not sorry for linking that Chorps are you gonna go back and ChorpSaway posted:By the way, if I ever miss a character or term you want explained lemme know! I haven't been keeping up as well with that since I got one of those stupid job things so just say so if you want some cool ninja bullshit explained. I demand an answer to my dumb question from earlier: I know the games heavily abridge the series, so exactly how long in the manga/anime was Kisame just loving pretending to be a sword on Killer Bee's back?
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Jun 27, 2016 06:04
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ChorpSaway posted:Kisame pretended to be dead and a sword from the end of episode 207 to the beginning of episode 250. It's something like 35 chapters in the manga. I was hoping for some crazy number like 100 episodes but that'll do. 
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ChorpSaway posted:
Wait, I thought the Nine Tails was basically a being made of pure chakra that just happened to look like a fox? So how does one eat it from the inside out? It's not like they could start gnawing on its organs... or is my understanding of the Fox demon flawed and he really is just a giant fox?
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So Choji's whole clan takes an oath every generation to protect Shikamaru and Ino's clans and all their kids get stuck on a team together? But like, what if a generation of kids comes along that hates each other's guts? Just stick 'em on a team then and make them swear their life oath. hosed up.
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Jul 19, 2016 15:15
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I am pleased to see the return of RAP SYMBOLS to this LP.
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:Has there been a video on Naruto's Nine Tail Form or whatever the hell it's offically called? Just watching the footage it looks like he's kind overpowered. Yeah every time he hits someone in a video it's like 3 times louder than anyone else's hits.
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Wait so how do Itachi and Nagato have their bullshit eye powers when it's explicitly stated that Sasuke and Madara took their bullshit eyes? Is the reanimation just able to copy powers like that? Why not give that power to all the corpse army if you can duplicate the power without needing the actual eye? gently caress, why not give all your zombies bullshit eye powers, seems like it'd help the war effort. God it really is like the author just decided "gently caress it, let's do a boss rush, does [insert plot hole] make sense? FORGET IT WHO'LL NOTICE?" Also is Itachi just straight up immortal now? Like they said earlier that the only thing stopping the zombie ninja from just resurrecting again immediately after an asswhuppin was those convenient mummy burrito seals all the good guys have. So assuming no one seals him, he just lives forever now, right?
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Fabulousvillain posted:Let's play Naruto UNS3 starring Naruto, Sasuke, Itachi, and Croooooowww! If you're wondering how they use bullshit eyes, or other magic facts, Just repeat to yourself "it's just an anime, I should really just relax."
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As the plot gets dumber I have so many questions:
Gologle posted:That being said, this is Naruto, not loving The Bucket List. I can't wait for the live-action Hollywood adaptation of Naruto where Ohnoki is played by Jack Nicholson.
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No, I did actually want answers, thanks. However, going back a bit...White Coke posted:Not exactly. Unless the person who summoned him releases the spell his soul is going to stick around in that body, unless some other method is used to steal his soul. So wait why doesn't Kabuto just release the spell on Itachi immediately? I mean, I've never been an evil ninja chessmaster (that I can recall) so maybe I don't understand his ways, but it seems to me like the minute your super powerful zombie ninja goes rogue is the minute to cancel the zombie spell. (Also setting aside all these dumb Naruto questions I just wanted to say great job with the LP guys. I had to pause the video to give myself time to stop laughing at the fetish jutsu jokes) TwoPair fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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I would forgive literally every problem with Naruto if Naruto flung himself out a window after getting his super mode. "Have I become... invincible???" is still one of the funniest loving things I've ever seen in any game.
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