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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.
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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1218254531915665408?s=21

* # ? Jan 17, 2020 23:38
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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:14
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 dear lord, getting a little too real there

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 01:38
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1218065350308368385

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 03:32
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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1217310369099788288
https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupPlus/status/1197221012196274176
https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupFace/status/1192665386510102531

Emoji + Face Mashup Bot hits much less often than the other two, but when it does, it's incredible.

* # ? Jan 18, 2020 19:40
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 that dad is gonna skip out

* # ? Jan 19, 2020 04:03
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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1219503673329537024?s=21

* # ? Jan 21, 2020 13:17
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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1219503673329537024?s=21

:thunk:

* # ? Jan 22, 2020 01:12
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FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/wyr_bot/status/1219503673329537024?s=21

Very disappointed with the results

* # ? Jan 22, 2020 02:51
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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1220309457038729217?s=21

* # ? Jan 23, 2020 15:00
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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBUDyntqcUY

* # ? Jan 29, 2020 03:30
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 lol

* # ? Jan 29, 2020 03:58
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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
https://twitter.com/aint_show/status/1222269052237664257

* # ? Jan 29, 2020 04:17
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 oh my god

* # ? Jan 29, 2020 05:50
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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/normalcatpics/status/1223450437291872257?s=20

* # ? Feb 1, 2020 13:24
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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
ERASERASS!
https://twitter.com/normalcatpics/status/1220760799339134976
CNOOt

* # ? Feb 1, 2020 19:09
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1228348429363040258

/blasting handheld airhorns

* # ? Feb 14, 2020 18:27
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
This is a thing now: https://theselyricsdonotexist.com/

quote:

Song Topic: Butts
Lyrics Genre: Rap
Lyric Mood: Happy

Your AI Generated Lyrics

Verse 1
Shorty come shake your butt
Shake shake shake your butt
Hate n***as, butts, here open your eyes
Everything run through the power of charm

Pre-Chorus
Walking round with your big butt
Walking round with your big butt

Chorus
Good morning butts
Good morning butts
The first night I was all on my butt
I used to make her come

Verse 2
I am the shoe that you walk in
I am the telephone in your butt
I am the telephone in your butt
Six hundred different shades of brown

Pre-Chorus
Many died for the freedom
Justice won for the butts

Chorus
Good morning butts
Good morning butts
The first night I was all on my butt
I used to make her come

Bridge
I get my freestyle on
And make you pump in yo fat butt

Chorus
Good morning butts
Good morning butts
The first night I was all on my butt
I used to make her come
* # ? Feb 16, 2020 03:30
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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1228785964526579712?s=20

* # ? Feb 16, 2020 03:36
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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

 https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1237275617948774401

* # ? Mar 10, 2020 09:00
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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 GPT-2 retrained first conversational style on reddit data is, uh interesting

quote:


User input:
I am digging a tunnel to China.

Don't forget a hat, a hat and a badge to make sure you have a work permit in China


quote:

User input: The cost of failing to adequately deal with climate disruption caused mainly by carbon pollution are immense.

Don't worry, the construction industry will pay for it.
Plenty of opportunities out here in the Southern California desert. The oil and gas industry will even build the roads. That's where all of these jobs are.
You are grossly overestimating how much money is required to build the roads.
I am pretty sure that theres millions to billions in funding in LA county alone.
And those million plus dollars don't go to the roads, unless they are not sufficient.


quote:


User input: My balogna has a first name

Wow, you're like the first person in history to say that.
Well no, it's just a made up example
not really it's been taken by a number of non black singers who got big names following them over the years so it definitely isn't a first name


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User input: You ever visit the SomethingAwful forums?

I've been banned from there
Yeah, really. Go to here. It's always cancer here.
too many meta
I find it hard to believe it wasn't just cancer this time around.
It was probably all over the places.
Oh it definitely was. But, it was also total cancer.
Like 60 cancer.
I lost count.
That's a lot of cancer!
that's a lot of autism!
* # ? Mar 12, 2020 00:27
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 that's scarily good for the first couple

* # ? Mar 13, 2020 04:28
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Quebec Bagnet
Apr 28, 2009

mess with the honk
you get the bonk
Lipstick Apathy

Synthbuttrange posted:

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1228785964526579712?s=20

when an episode of doughboys turns to sex

* # ? Mar 14, 2020 05:43
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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 bots fishmeching is probably my favorite category of ml right now

quote:

User input: Pudding is tasty.

Bot: I like to pour some hot milk over it for good measure!
Bot: The real lpt is always in the comments.
Bot: But is it really LPTs if it's not a post? It's not like the answer is really the comment underneath the post is the solution.
* # ? Mar 18, 2020 20:05
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/MIT_CSAIL/status/1241031749880156161

this rubber fuckmouth has moved on a lot from EEEEHH ARRRH MMMHH like last time I saw it several years back, or this is a fake overdub :thunk:

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qobhDJ_vEOc

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 20:10
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Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/MIT_CSAIL/status/1241031749880156161

this rubber fuckmouth has moved on a lot from EEEEHH ARRRH MMMHH like last time I saw it several years back, or this is a fake overdub :thunk:

e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qobhDJ_vEOc

i believe is is achievable progress over a decade+ from MIT. Particularly something with so many obvious commercial applications like an automated mouth in this social distancing world.

* # ? Mar 23, 2020 11:43
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 this one turned out prescient

https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter/status/1212430535701729280

* # ? Apr 9, 2020 14:16
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Krankenstyle posted:

this one turned out prescient

https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter/status/1212430535701729280

lol

* # ? Apr 9, 2020 14:24
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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Krankenstyle posted:

this one turned out prescient

https://twitter.com/erowidrecruiter/status/1212430535701729280

poo poo i'm overqualified

* # ? Apr 15, 2020 11:27
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/HeadlineSmasher/status/1250456577305436160

* # ? Apr 16, 2020 05:18
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flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

NoneMoreNegative posted:


e: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qobhDJ_vEOc

i'm not an addict, it's cool

* # ? Apr 16, 2020 14:08
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER
https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1252145529414463488

* # ? Apr 20, 2020 09:35
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 https://twitter.com/normalcatpics/status/1253757792491466752

:eyepop:

I love this bot

* # ? Apr 24, 2020 20:12
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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

 I want to believe

* # ? Apr 26, 2020 15:49
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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER



shit wizard dad

 Thread:
https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1255238788311367683



and if you want to try the bot out yourself
https://imgflip.com/ai-meme

They should pipe this into a random once-an-hour Twitter bot.




:eyepop:

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Apr 29, 2020

* # ? Apr 29, 2020 09:15
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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Thread:
https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1255238788311367683



and if you want to try the bot out yourself
https://imgflip.com/ai-meme

They should pipe this into a random once-an-hour Twitter bot.




:eyepop:

big pittsburgh energy
* # ? Apr 29, 2020 19:36
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang

Agile Vector posted:

big pittsburgh energy



lol

* # ? Apr 29, 2020 19:48
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Pentaro
May 5, 2013

Agile Vector posted:

big pittsburgh energy
* # ? Apr 29, 2020 23:48
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Pentaro
May 5, 2013


 https://waifu.lofiu.com/index.html
* # ? May 2, 2020 00:55
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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 this is not my beautiful waifu

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 OpenAI's Jukebox has a google colab so you can generate songs on google processing time if you're willing to babysit it: https://github.com/openai/jukebox


This is before the upsampling process which takes much longer:

https://soundcloud.com/user-691569544/cion-dion-sings-the-navy-seals-copypasta-dream-pop

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