itt markov bots: The aging millennials speak in their crude dildo pidgin.

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jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

cool thread :waycool:

i got some tweet notification yesterday that a bunch of yosposters had followed some markov thing but the stupid app couldn't find the actual account for some reason. following it now

Trig Discipline posted:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/698651563330383873

echinopsis?

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 04:14

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:58

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/698654084681768960

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/698691888589635585

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/698712047861653504

fishmeched again

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 04:45

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

idk maybe rather than stripping them from the scraped data you could make it so it just rerolls the generated output if it both starts with "helped nearby drivers" and contains @waze so you can still get stuff like

Trig Discipline posted:

https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/698727164904996864

though even then you might want to cull a certain proportion of them from the scrape if those keep popping up too frequently but idk it kind of defeats the point of a bot if you have to curate it

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 12:52

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

this is a p good fishmeching too
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/698761901010870273

# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 12:55

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

maniacdevnull posted:

Markov Polov encourages me to tweet more instead of just RTs forever

no don't

# ¿ Feb 15, 2016 17:33

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

vodkat posted:

https://twitter.com/markov_botman/status/701102225200906242

I should follow some other people that aren't echi

lomarf

big scary monsters posted:

i taught a cnn to make good posts using yospos as a training set, but it just lurks

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 11:16

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

You Am I posted:

Eduroamin' like a pro

was down at the lady cilento hospital vigil thing the other week and discovered it was in eduroam range from I guess the mater hospital's UQ thing or maybe the tiny griffith uni thing across the road, made it easier to stick around a while lol

# ¿ Feb 26, 2016 11:23

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Snapchat A Titty posted:

no man there was a paper about pseudo-profound babble or something, and someone else made it output poo poo on images of beaches and mountains

it was like

Letting Go Is Sometimes A Thing
on top of an image of idk the milky way

this isn't what you're talking about and it only sticks random song lyrics on random images and so was hit-and-very-miss and it only had a short run but idk it's notable b/c moof made it https://twitter.com/EnlighteningBot

# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 16:39

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

CPColin posted:

Haha @eMusicHelps is following Markov Polov, so now it keeps asking people to follow him and DM their email address.

lomarf

also it seems to be following scottish twitter as well
https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/707671223426134016

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 04:34

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

tmesis posted:

krebs no

https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/707679643139239936

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 04:41

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

for the first time in a life full of being swatted by russian hackers, brian krebs has been well and truly owned

# ¿ Mar 10, 2016 15:03

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

trig idk if you're keeping the full scraped tweets or disposing of them after you get the n-grams, but i've been thinking for a while maybe have the bot check that a generated tweet isn't just copying a source tweet/part of one verbatim, and reroll if it is? or depending what you want it to do maybe even check the first 2/3 words and last 2/3 words to check neither are directly quoting. though i guess if it's only a few words long you'd probably want to let it tweet anyway, or only do so a certain random proportion of the time or w/e

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 13:22

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

ehh the first top gun you had was better

atomicthumbs posted:

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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 11:45

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

a neural network that turns input into loss.jpg memes

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 08:05

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

atomicthumbs posted:

ran a new model overnight with 1024 neurons per layer; it ran out of memory at 150 epochs but seems to work pretty well

wait i did some neural network programming for a course last year and idk it was fairly basic and maybe i missed something (v likely actually) but why would ram usage even increase with each epoch at all? except storing old data that you probably don't need to or other memory leaks

# ¿ Apr 7, 2016 08:10

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

OSI bean dip posted:

i put together a list of known Twitter yosimposters

https://twitter.com/afreak/lists/yosimposters

lol someone made a shaggar bot but it had 0 followers

idk if this is just a privacy settings thing but it looked like even the bot's creator didn't want to follow it

e: it's set to tweet every 10 minutes, i can see why though

jony ive aces fucked around with this message at 05:10 on Apr 16, 2016

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 05:05

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

otoh it has some p good content
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721188308735234048
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721178236076584960
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721173198700703744
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721163124649242624

seems it may not be properly parsing quotes though

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 05:12

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Snapchat A Titty posted:

needs more windows/java but that bone dry certainty is hella shaggar

https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721226082288930817
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721021364136611840
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721076766333231104"help im trapped in a java object factory"

https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721071729645256705
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/720998698268778496
https://twitter.com/Shaggared/status/721243710441132033

who made this btw

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 09:45

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Snapchat A Titty posted:

jony u are my personal hero

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 10:32

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 00:58

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

https://twitter.com/ToriCMOS/status/721357853559283712

also what's the link to the gittehubbe

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 17:15

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