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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
seriously though think of the hipster cred a phone with a built in film camera would have

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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

Citizen Tayne posted:

Here it is. I've had enough. I'm loving sick of beards.

Beards are so 2006. To prove this, I'm going to grow one, for the first time ever.

Here I am:



I am going to grow a beard, to prove that beards are poo poo for assholes.

I'm going to observe the following rules:

If someone says "Your beard looks nice," I'm going to withdraw from the contest (this is a contest) immediately. They must say precisely that. "Your beard looks nice."
If someone who is not my wife, god bless her, has sex with me because I have a beard, I will immediately withdraw from this contest that has no real objective and haven't really been declared.

None of this makes any sense, and you can also participate, but who loving cares. gently caress you.

I hate you. I hate your beard.

Not about computers.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
Beards and computers have a long mutual history :colbert:

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Have you never seen legendary internet cooking series Cooking With Smythe?

I'm sure I saw one but I don't remember if his face appeared on it, so mostly my image of Smythe stems from his hands chanting CHOME or some poo poo

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

BooLoo posted:

Beards and computers have a long mutual history :colbert:

P sure Alan Turing had one :xd:

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
boooooooo :)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Status: Longer than last time, except my skin is really irritated so I may have to shave it off. Not sure. This entire situation is more than I bargained for.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Citizen Tayne posted:

Status: Longer than last time, except my skin is really irritated so I may have to shave it off. Not sure. This entire situation is more than I bargained for.

Reversal of fortune

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Beards are hard work.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Hmm. I was thinking about shaving it off and a commercial for these guys came on the radio.

http://www.bairdbrothers.com

:tinfoil:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

maniacdevnull posted:

P sure Alan Turing had one :xd:

no, but he needed one :(

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Citizen Tayne posted:

Status: Longer than last time, except my skin is really irritated so I may have to shave it off. Not sure. This entire situation is more than I bargained for.

don't give up on you're dreams

Blackula69
Apr 1, 2007

DEHUMANIZE  YOURSELF  &  FACE  TO  BLACULA

Panty Saluter posted:

no, but he needed one :(

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I'm growing out my pubes in solidarity

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Symbolic Butt posted:

I'm sure I saw one but I don't remember if his face appeared on it, so mostly my image of Smythe stems from his hands chanting CHOME or some poo poo

i've only ever seen smythe in my dreams :(

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


chome

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

:chome:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
chome

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
This is 3 weeks BTW I need to shave more it looks like poo poo

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

theultimo posted:

This is 3 weeks BTW I need to shave more it looks like poo poo



...

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

theultimo posted:

This is 3 weeks BTW I need to shave more it looks like poo poo



goldmine

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

theultimo posted:

This is 3 weeks BTW I need to shave more it looks like poo poo



sweet neckbeard op

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

yucchh

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I can't find my razor fast enough

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i think we've been had. whose pic is that really?

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

sorry, i forgot to post my beard progress. week 3! :3:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
terrifying

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



quote:

As a Millennial I ....
       /

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

As a Millennial I posted:

sorry, i forgot to post my beard progress. week 3! :3:


dem baps tho...

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

As a Millennial I posted:

sorry, i forgot to post my beard progress. week 3! :3:


lookin good

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

theultimo posted:

This is 3 weeks BTW I need to shave more it looks like poo poo



you admitted to buying an anroid tablet. lol

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

Panty Saluter posted:

no, but he needed one :(

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I don't think I'm allowed to grow a beard.

who's gonna stop you?

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

As a Millennial I posted:

sorry, i forgot to post my beard progress. week 3! :3:


I'm the everything in this picture

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

My current beard turns 7 this spring

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
what is this filthy poo poo

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i did not shave it off this morning and it looks like crap.

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enotnert
Jun 10, 2005

Only women bleed
unless your beard is grey don't grow one. . . actually in fact, don't even if something something reg exes

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