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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

mods knew

sky shark
Jun 9, 2004

CHILD RAPE IS FINE WHEN I LIKE THE RAPIST

Mike-o posted:



holly bloops tell us the truth, how many innocent American citizens have you killed with your chemtrails

not enough

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



Mike-o posted:



holly bloops tell us the truth, how many innocent American citizens have you killed with your chemtrails

My aunt believes this poo poo so I tell her I worked on maintaining the distribution system for chemtrails on an F-18


I just built the afterburners for a few months

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006



I saw some circular chem trails over Mosul yesterday. I thought they had to be laid out in grids...

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


ch3cooh posted:

I saw some circular chem trails over Mosul yesterday. I thought they had to be laid out in grids...

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe


OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001



Ban this sick filth

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8mJCc69sCY#t=140s

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?



Every idiot willing to swim in Lake Stanley Draper, for starters.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

Ban this sick filth

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


C2 KREW WHADDUP

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Landing somewhere green? Does not compute.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe


is it true that the radar thingy spins and you can use it as an escape pod if you get shot down

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


I hear it's where they hide all the porn.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

What button do you press to zap somebody's balls with it?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I hear it's where they hide all the porn.

No, the ceiling panels are removable though.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd


Godholio posted:

Landing somewhere green? Does not compute.

if it was an AK (or even ZZ) tail maybe

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o posted:

What button do you press to zap somebody's balls with it?

You have to undergo eunuch surgery and accept 150% VA disability (it's a secret rating) before you go up in one of those babies

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

I joined the Navy and all I got was this hideous paunch.


Zeris posted:

You have to undergo eunuch surgery and accept 150% VA disability (it's a secret rating) before you go up in one of those babies

if you didn't the radiation that bad boy is shooting out would give you balls like the fuckin elephant man

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.


DownByTheWooter posted:

if you didn't the radiation that bad boy is shooting out would give you balls like the fuckin elephant man

Operator spotted.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

http://i.imgur.com/3Qv5wPf.webm

pr0k
Jan 16, 2001

"Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."


I actually know hockey stick guy from highschool.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

pr0k posted:

I actually know hockey stick guy from highschool.

Tell him to stop loving pissing off skynet

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

We all got it coming, kid


Can you give robots wedgies? Egg Skynet on.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




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Capn Beeb posted:

Can you give robots wedgies? Egg Skynet on.

The original script for Terminator Salvation had a cool reveal in it, turns out the Terminators had this huge secret base and they think it's the Skynet mainframe/uplink, they get there, fight their way in and discover they built a utopia for the surviving humans they captured who didn't try to fight them and that Connor might have known that the machines were just trying to protect humanity from violent assholes like John Connor the whole time

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Booblord Zagats posted:

The original script for Terminator Salvation had a cool reveal in it, turns out the Terminators had this huge secret base and they think it's the Skynet mainframe/uplink, they get there, fight their way in and discover they built a utopia for the surviving humans they captured who didn't try to fight them and that Connor might have known that the machines were just trying to protect humanity from violent assholes like John Connor the whole time

That probably would have worked better if it wasn't essentially retconning all the other future stuff, like Skynet intentionally nuking the planet as its very first action.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




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chitoryu12 posted:

That probably would have worked better if it wasn't essentially retconning all the other future stuff, like Skynet intentionally nuking the planet as its very first action.

Iirc It was explained as skynet trying to retaliate against US government for trying to destroy it

Capn Beeb
Jun 29, 2003

We all got it coming, kid


Booblord Zagats posted:

The original script for Terminator Salvation had a cool reveal in it, turns out the Terminators had this huge secret base and they think it's the Skynet mainframe/uplink, they get there, fight their way in and discover they built a utopia for the surviving humans they captured who didn't try to fight them and that Connor might have known that the machines were just trying to protect humanity from violent assholes like John Connor the whole time

Yeah that was kinda neat, though it really didn't fit in with any of the established story stuff at all. Salvation could've been a lot better, like maybe not killing Terry Crews off camera.

On topic though:


What sort of injuries could tank crews suffer here from a hit that still let's them climb out?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

they probably wont be listening to music at low volume anymore.

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008




Fun Shoe

Capn Beeb posted:


What sort of injuries could tank crews suffer here from a hit that still let's them climb out?

internal bleeding

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZVt06ZlLR0

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Was not taught that method in SERE.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Unfortunately that was exactly what i expected to be.

Water777
Mar 19, 2015


Chinatown posted:

they probably wont be listening to music at low volume anymore.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND


- FUCK THE HABS -



http://i.imgur.com/B4n0csF.webm

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Capn Beeb posted:

Yeah that was kinda neat, though it really didn't fit in with any of the established story stuff at all. Salvation could've been a lot better, like maybe not killing Terry Crews off camera.



But it kinda does. It makes sense as to why a few Terminators had tried to help the resistance, because they were taking the programming instructions of "Help humans GOTO 10" too seriously

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?


holocaust bloopers posted:

Was not taught that method in SERE.

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