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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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just post

https://twitter.com/sheriff234/status/699735105460428801







http://i.imgur.com/t1yPOxo.gifv





Zeris fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Feb 17, 2016

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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http://i.imgur.com/AtezbKp.gifv

can this be my or someone's avatar please

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://twitter.com/bm21_grad/status/700457453234868224

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Mike-o posted:

What button do you press to zap somebody's balls with it?

You have to undergo eunuch surgery and accept 150% VA disability (it's a secret rating) before you go up in one of those babies

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZVt06ZlLR0

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Spot what's wrong here (you'll have to zoom in)

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

iphone earbuds?

Yeah

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Can't wait to watch these drones do some crazy things!!


quote:


One of the office’s ideas is to transform F-16s and other fast jets into high-speed launchers for swarms of small drones that could confuse enemy defenses or perform surveillance.

“Just imagine an airplane going in against an [integrated air defense] system and dropping 30 of these out that form into a network and do crazy things,” Bob Work, the deputy defense secretary, told trade publication Breaking Defense. “We’ve tested this. We’ve tested it and it works.”

http://warisboring.com/articles/imagine-f-16s-deploying-swarms-of-tiny-drones/?mc_cid=561f6aad89&mc_eid=2f58deefa1

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Our F-16-delivered multi-swarm MegaPorn shows you 3.5million different vectors of penetration - or 1.2 per orifice in the complementary of Ocula's Rifts with your purchase of the VR headset

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/708672826518200320

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Long but loving hilarious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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VikingSkull posted:

"If you feel stupid, I'm not making you feel that way"

:vince:

So good, right

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://youtu.be/PSE9Zjh364M?t=115

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Daughter sent him those stickers.

That's what I'm telling myself anyway.

You're not making it any better

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Naked Bear posted:

Hang all nobles.

It'd be worth it just to watch you enlisted do something properly for once

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Pesticide20 posted:

We'd go at it with the zeal and competency of this hero.

a loving e-8; big surprise

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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whatever else the army tries to, and regularly does fool itself into believing, the only people who aren't a cancer on the constitution and all efforts to obey & defend it are E3s thru E7s and the rare O2/O3

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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TCD posted:

It's Florida or Germany


dang, Georgia

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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holocaust bloopers posted:

That is goddamn impressive for an aircraft of considerable bulk.

Especially since it was carrying your mom

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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holocaust bloopers posted:

that's all you got, ivy league?

I didn't want to take away from your killer new potential ad that emphasizes severity of cargo handled so muscularly by the B-1

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Booblord Zagats posted:

Just a few A-10s, BBBRRRRRRTTTTing through them, with a few F/A-18s coming behind and sprinking CBUs on the bullet riddled remains

drat, came to post this.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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iKon posted:

I feel like I did a billion of these in officer training and they're just a microcosm of the entire military: a few actual smart folks plan, the dumbest people execute poorly, and everyone else stands around thinking, "this is loving retarded."

Then one idiot retard drops his canteen in the hot lava and you get a "needs improvement"

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Does anyone remember that air show from several decades ago where the entire flight or pack or squad or whatever of blue angels (or whatever) left big long poo poo smears on the earth in perfect, beautiful symmetry because they watched the lead plane gently caress up and fail to pull up in time, but as good disciplined little Americans, they refused to break formation, effectively laying upon the altar of entertainment and excess their taxpayer equipment and souls? Doe anyone remember that?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Craptacular posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Thunderbirds_Indian_Springs_Diamond_Crash

Well, I don't remember it because I was in preschool at the time but YKWIM.

Ah yes, so beautiful:

quote:

Initial speculation was that the accident might have been due to pilot error, that the leader might have misjudged his altitude or speed and the other three pilots repeated the error.[4] However, the Air Force concluded that the crash was due to a jammed stabilizer on the lead jet. The other pilots, in accordance with their training, did not break formation and were recorded screaming over each other on the net, "TO THE END, MY LIEGE"

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

excited about the beast getting a remake, not so sure filming it on a potato was the best choice though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkCURCj0EWg

maybe let's not use the term potato

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I didn't realize the robot wars had begun. How long until the skies are filled with counter-drone drones to escort our drones?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Knowing the ANA, it was probably the pilot who detonated it

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I don't understand anything about that except that it looks loving horrible and reminds me of the tank guy in Fury who shoots himself in the head

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/725273119015972864

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Hitting a vehicle with a rocket is a pretty lucky shot (unless they meant missile).

Anyway, what happened? Did the dude get shot or something? Was he just rolling in the dirt and screaming for fun?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Very Little Water

https://twitter.com/ebtekarm/status/711788095390273536

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Frosted Flake posted:

A breakdown of the attack that Abu Hajaar was a part of.

http://spioenkop.blogspot.ca/2016/04/the-islamic-state-going-diy-inside-diy.html?m=1

On the one hand, I'm impressed that they have workshops turning out up-armoured Humvees. On the other hand, they drive through open fields into the teeth of RPGs again and again.







Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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hostile apostle posted:

Y'all done with the circlejerk?

Have some arty, K9s, K55A1s, and M109A6s

gif
https://gfycat.com/EvergreenNegativeBumblebee

and full video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuk6Frp2THM

"ya'll done with the circlejerk?" :smug:
*posts the most elaborately contrived artillery wank-material video on the planet*

not pictured: the 144 hours prior to that at-my-command artillery mission where the battalion commander and smaj belittled the gunny for having one paladin's treads slightly offset from the other 7; the 2 extra days spent rebooting AFATDS because it crashed when entering in this morning's MET data for no reason, the panicked 30 minutes after impact when the FO couldn't positively affirm having personally observed the impact of all 8 individual rounds, the monsoon that buried the entire battery in mud shortly afterwards, and the poo poo-eating grin on the battalion commander's driver's face after jumping into the group photo with the guidon with a full 11 hours of rest in the HMMWV drivers seat.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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VikingSkull posted:

Yeah, imagine what Iraq or Afghanistan would look like with substantial stocks of MANPADS and the trained operators behind them

ugh

I was an aviation S2 and yeah, that was always fun advice to give our pilots. "Yep, make sure your CMWS is working, otherwise get hosed"

But there was a buyback program in Afghanistan the whole time the US was in the country because we knew how loving stupid it was trying to fight in a mountainous country where the insurgents had MANPADS.

That said, the most spectacular and catastrophic shootdowns were usually RPGs against hovering CH47s and the occasional DSHK, hauled up a mountainside, to swiss cheese an apache or whatever.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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The 700-person French paratrooper battalion that relieved our 100-person company in Kapisa, Afghanistan brought their own breadmaking machines. They gave no fucks. We were in awe.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Yeah somehow I don't think 8s, 9s or 10s were on the menu in a Djibouti whorehouse

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Mr. Showtime posted:

NSFL if you're not into landscaping videos where some running ISIS dude gets a water feature installed via bullet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDLbpMYVNk

Wow that dude did not give a single gently caress

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