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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

MrYenko posted:

:gonk:

What the hell were they storing there that they’re evacuating tens of thousands of people and using unmanned firefighting vehicles to fight the fire?

Krasnoyarsk *is* a large chemical production center.

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

chitoryu12 posted:

A lot. The Snark was so bad that nobody could figure out why it was ever deemed operational; one missile meant to fly to Puerto Rico and back disappeared east of Venezuela and was found 27 years later in a Brazilian jungle.

In this case, the missile did *not* know where it was, and couldn't find out where it was from where it wasn't.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
I wish I had more information about my paternal grandfather's service. He was in the Chemical Corps in WW2 in the Pacific Theater, stationed at Guadalcanal (after it had been secured). He died while I was still a snot-nosed little kid, but I'd have loved to ask him about the alternative plan to gas Japan wholesale before the invasion/Operation Olympic. There's no way he *wouldn't* have known something about that.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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EBB posted:

I really doubt there was any opposing force on the island.

On the other hand, I know of an island in an idyllic location on a famous and storied river that's recently been expertly prepared for speculative development!

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Duke Chin posted:

Didn't know poo poo about this one so I went and looked it up and

Casualties and losses
French Union
1,571–2,293 dead
5,195–6,650 wounded
1,729 missing
11,721 captured (of which 4,436 wounded)
62 aircraft and 10 tanks lost
167 aircraft damaged

Totally not CIA
2 dead

Vietnamese figures:
4,020 dead
9,118 wounded
792 missing
French estimate: 8,000 dead and 15,000 wounded

:stare: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus



Source: Fury #1, Vol. 1

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

MrYenko posted:

Has there ever been a zero-injury regimental-sized jump in any army?

Yeah, probably in the North Korean Army, because Glorious Leader packed all the parachutes Himself and if anyone died, it's because they weren't pure of thought and their hearts not full of pure Communist camaraderie. :commissar:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Auto loader is one less dude who can help replace tracks and stuff

Conversely, also one less 130-150lb mass of partially-charred goo you have to hose out of what's left of the tank after it's hit by an ATGM. >.>

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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ded posted:

I don't see any graphite

Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejZyDvtX85Y

She doesn't isolate the piece until 7:25. Her channel has a ton of other :stare:-worthy Chernobyl/Pripyat stuff in it, like *climbing the Duga-3 array*.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Oct 8, 2019

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
This one's even more hosed up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kg4vVYKc90

Skip to 3:30 to just see the particle.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Oct 9, 2019

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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aphid_licker posted:

What were they supposed to have done, make Pvt Snuffy dump out every single sandbag?

Leave food to attract rodents and their predators, poo poo in corners and creative spaces.

Alternatively, drop two 2000lb JDAMs on the FOB. :black101:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Platystemon posted:

Hypothetically speaking, what would be the consequences of putting down mines on the way out?

"Why, we're as surprised as you are!" :troll:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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"Hey! It was really really COLD on that tower!" :mad:

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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A Bad Poster posted:

"I was awarded this medal for superior knife-handsmanship."

Another acceptable answer: "Distinguished Masturbation Medal."

(Left-Handed Device available)

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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I've seen things you...Karens wouldn't believe...
...grown men in dress whites pissing themselves at Dining Outs and Hail and Farewells...glittering nails shimmering at Wives' Club meetings...

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Our defense contractors ARE like that, it's just the dances they purchase to influence their customers generally are of the exotic and/or escort variety.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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bloops posted:

Jet rally is my poo poo

Just had this in my YouTube feed today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg8bmgZjzOM

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Syrian Lannister posted:

Sorry but thats loving cool.

Something similar, made functional: https://www.instructables.com/id/Saturn-V-Lamp/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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chitoryu12 posted:

This reminds me of stories of the M3 Carbine's first usage at the very end of WW2. Against an enemy without it, night vision is basically a cheat code for winning a gunfight.

http://www.koreanwaronline.com/arms/m3irsnip.htm

Excerpt: "The Sniperscope evolved from the M1 of WWII, with an effective range of about 70 yards, to the M2, with a range of about 100 yards. Both of these used vibrator power supplies to convert 6 volt battery levels to 4250 volts for the image-viewing tube."

Yes I'm aware it doesn't mean what I'm inferring it means, it's just funny to imagine.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Yeah, they might as well just call it the Pershing III.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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MazelTovCocktail posted:

That is cool as hell, but how do we make sure enemies or even non fighting nations who are adversaries, don’t think it’s a nuclear weapon being launched?

...but I thought that was something the Bush administration had identified as a problem with prompt global strike proposals?

This is a good question. I wish there was a good answer for it other than "they're just going to have to trust us."

And yes, it was a *big* problem, especially considering one of the original PGS proposals was using conventional/kinetic warheads launched from Trident D5s. The other was hypersonic cruise missiles, but the tech just wasn't quite there. Now we've got the W76-2 which is arguably worse because 'small' nukes just become all the more attractive and feasible an option as conventional munitions keep scaling upward in yield and precision.

Scratch Monkey posted:

I think the idea is that it flies low enough that the satellite based launch detection doesn't see it and fast enough that if any other radar sees it it's already too late

They wouldn't need satellite-based launch detection, they'd just need someone within 50-100 miles of the launch site with binoculars and a cell phone.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Dammit, now I have to ask the "translate Latin for me" people how you'd say "Superlifer."

Probably something like Longevitor.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Yeah, it looks like a slapshod copy of a Carl Gustav.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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"What if we rebooted 'Perfect Strangers' but made it sublimely schmaltzy AND extremely uncomfortable?"

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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torgeaux posted:

Looks like spiderwebbing, not splatter. Do you know a source?

Maybe a dialed up paintball gun firing steel ball bearings. Or marbles.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 02:35 on May 1, 2021

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPgsvxxxKE

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Just a reminder that this was OVER SIX YEARS in the making, and the Navy originally wanted the ability to postpone this until 2025: https://gcaptain.com/u-s-navy-ordered-to-shock-test-worlds-costliest-ship/

That being said, the Navy's always been a bit gun shy with shock testing the big dicks - as I recall, the Nimitz class wasn't shock tested until TWELVE YEARS after its commissioning in 1987, coincidentally the last time we shock tested ANY carrier, I think. They'd already completed like 3-4 hulls by that point.

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jun 25, 2021

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Until it's proven otherwise I'm calling 'SHOP on that.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Phil Moscowitz posted:

Where’s this rear end in a top hat Osama? Afghanistan, but will probably escape into Pakistan huh. Can we invade Pakistan? No? Ok. Well let’s kick Afghanistan’s rear end and try to get Osama anyway, we’ll figure the rest out in January when we’re done.

They don't call Afghanistan the "graveyard of empires" for nothing.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Scratch Monkey posted:

It is my understanding that east Asian generally think that westerners look like monkeys because they are hairy and have long noses (comparatively). Also we're big and dumb.

It's from this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amerimutt-le-56-face

Yes, it's racist.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Why look at pictures when there's video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzRX06Xqu80

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Oh, rest assured that dude dropped *way* more than his equipment.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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As for the ballistic missile(s) in question: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burkan-2

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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I guess they'd stopped operating never operated Tomcats on the Midway by that time because big plane, smol ship.

Ah, evidently Tomcats only operated off of Midway once, as a necessity: https://www.google.com/amp/s/theaviationgeekclub.com/book-tells-the-story-of-when-two-f-14-tomcats-were-diverted-to-the-uss-midway/

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Feb 8, 2022

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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CommieGIR posted:

No no NO BAD CIWS. That's a friend!

"It's an Allegiant Airlines flight."

"Clear to engage."

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BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

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Arcella posted:

Do not point the Carl Gustav at anything you are not willing to destroy.

More like "Do not point the Carl Gustav at anything you're not willing to destroy either ahead or behind you."

My only experience with the damned thing was discovering it created gigantic brush fires around you in Far Cry 2 if you were dumb enough to shoot one near something flammable, and that entire game world was flammable.

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