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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
had 2 go home and close all me drat windows... because... its raining!! :woop::woop::woop:

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

The college I go to has opened a Starbuck's in the bookstore. I went inside the other night to pass some time before the train came, and the fattest 20 year old I have ever seen in my life was buying a $7.54 coffee drink.

you go to college with Sagebrush?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Elder Postsman posted:

:toot:



just need to cut a few more shelves for it now

beautiful

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i have a question op do u secure the shelves? are they just hanging out? earthquake fears......

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Elder Postsman posted:

nah they're just sitting there. I live in Minnesota, we don't have earthquakes. I suppose u could glue them or something? idk.

cool. lucky

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i have a cache of deadly shiruken oin my bedside table that i can use to easily dispatch even the most accomplished of burglars and assassins.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
sum1 bumped my siesmic thing today so i had to light all my crap when i got home and reset it. fail.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

PokeJoe posted:

how often do you get quakes that you can actually feel

not often. but a lot of times the kids playing soccer hit the ball and it hits my meter thing, whi8ch has the seismic detector thing. and that turns off thwe gas. its sposed to be in a place where that doesnt happen, but, its not. duje to fail disease of the landlord variety. anyways. ur not sposed to reset it urself, but, i do.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i just worked a cool 15 hour day and im really tired. but i have 99999999 leftover beers, which is cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i only saw season 1 and the freak show season and i rly ddint like the freak show one. i thot it was weak

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
casting today. cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
next play is all dudes lol. drat. gently caress. the gender fail rears its ugly head again, even in my fucktarded life as a full time sjw

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

graph posted:

your av isnt animating

i lost that av when i pressed the wrong button posting on my cell phone and got autobanned. SAOAP doesnt work nemore. fail. LOSE

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im buoyed by the knowldge that some zero budget fucktard plays im puytting on over the next couple months outside the main season are packed to the gills with super babes!!! yes!!!!!!!!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

greets, FuckLord

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Shaggar posted:

im imagining smythe writing up plays w/ cast lists of Hot Babe #1, Hot Babe #2, etc...

im too stupid to write, but yes, this is the idea. i genderbended 2 roles in myy last show to get the hot babe density up.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
one thing that was cool is this play had a cool science commander that i lazily gender bended into a hot babe whos rly fun to work with because i was having touble casting it, and then it worked out really good and was also a good gender move that ppl rly liked. sometimes you luck out that way. "hot babe as a smart, cutthroat scientist... very progressive!!"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

I like hot babes.

They're my reason for living.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
best lucky casting thing that happened to me is on this one fucktard staged reading i forgot to cast the pizza guy ( trhe typical 16 y.o. pimply pizza teen) role. has like 15 lines in the whole play. ahnyays, i turned to my buddy whos like 5'0" sphirical shaped filipina chick whos RLY funny and was like "ok u wanna be the piza guy? right now?" and she said yes and then it got MUCHO laughs. people were rolling in the aisles. it was so epic.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

SO DEMANDING posted:



can't you see smythe

the av was inside you all along

thanks!!!!!!!!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Sex move page spot claimed, easily.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
had vegan burger thing and some curry thing for linner. p deece

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im glad of yur success BoB

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im an inch shorter than me pops due to FAIL AIDS and Genetic FuckTard Syndrome

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cjs

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

I'm back to using Firefox too. Chrome is over.

i use firefox at work and chrome at home. dont want to import my profile with all the porno bookmarks at the office...............

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
drat im rly jonesing for a epic hotdog

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i havea a epic gift cert for http://www.pinkshollywood.com/ hell ya but idk i doint want 2 drive ima probs just get some buns, dogs, and kraut at the 99c store i guess. not rly epic but p deece specially if u do the trick where u split the dog and cook it on teh skillit or w/e thats how i like to do when inside...

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bump_fn posted:

don't u live near west hollywood

sorta. i live east a bit.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bump_fn posted:

I thought pinks was just a tourist trap

im sure there is some downtrodden uber elite dog place where they call u fag while they make u the most epic dog ever or w.e but idk it and i like to lotr dog at pinks kuz im basic i guess

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

55555555555


You're in luck, friend...



holy poo poo

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i usedto goto this brats place a lot which is rly good might go there tonight and its near the trainwhich is epic so u can get rly drunk and eat some brats idk tbh ima probs eatr garbage and jack off into the trash can,as usual

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

That would be the Wiener's Circle in Chicago


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4fr18wn2s

i remember watching this. ownage

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

That would be the Wiener's Circle in Chicago


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4fr18wn2s

im watching this and its really good

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i rly liked the "angry wopper" but its gone now............. drat

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

akadajet posted:

do we just gas all of echi's threads by default now?

dont ask me dude

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
listen up: at wendys u can get the 4 for $4. thats 4 items for 4 bucks. you get a burger of some kind, like the normal value menu burg. value frys. value drink. and a 4 peice nugget. it is an incredible deal. wendys is so loving WIN

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Al! posted:

there was a wendys between the liquor store and my house and nothing made me happier than buying 20 bucks of wendys and being able to get really drunk and waste food

Epic

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
theres a wendys near the mail box i goto so i like to get the 4 for $4 when i drop off mail. i time it with lunch so i goto the box, drop off, get wendys, and eat while walking back to work. i like to eat and walk @ the same time. makes me feel urban

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