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Apr 12, 2004

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fuckin lamo

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Apr 12, 2004

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Tusen Takk posted:

gently caress me my mum sent us a valentine card with a $10 Starbucks card and they seemed to have swiped it too

I can't wait to move out of Pontiac

lol this gem

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Apr 12, 2004

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politics is a lot like programming, and

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Apr 12, 2004

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congrats at your new job at koch industries

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Apr 12, 2004

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kalstrams posted:

the hell is hazelnut coffee

trash

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Apr 12, 2004

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https://twitter.com/afaikianap/status/689608837549035520

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At the time the men were kidnapped, the company was said to be planning a book called “Xi Jinping and His Six Women.” One recent book purports to tell how first lady Peng Liyuan lost her virginity. (The Hong Kong Free Press, a nonprofit news Web site started last year, published the following quote from the book: “Peng Liyuan quietly pushed open that half-closed door in the General’s Building, like a wisp of soft wind. The house was silent and empty except for one room where light came out, that was Li Hui’s bedroom. . . . Before he could finish talking, Peng Liyuan stuffed her sweet soft tongue into his mouth . . .”)

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Smythe posted:

you go to college with Sagebrush?

:drat:

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Apr 12, 2004

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there was a lady on the bus loudly reading someone a menu over the phone

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Apr 12, 2004

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broad city is still great

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pointsofdata posted:

I'm really thirsty but drinking makes me nauseous

u had a good run :rip:

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Apr 12, 2004

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maybe be less stupid

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Nonetheless, Americans are required to believe, with the same passion that they believe that the domestic champions in their peculiar sports are actually “world champions,” that the Supreme Court, like the Jedi Council, is made up of at least some superior, disinterested minds who exist in mystical communion with founding fathers dead two hundred years. Just as the inhabitants of the galactic Republic needed to believe in the wisdom of the Jedi Council, Americans need to believe in the Supreme Court.

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#sad #blessed #trump2016

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do people actually use twitter to communicate with other people? i just use it as a news / funny joke stream. if i want to talk to someone i text them like a normal person

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Jerry Cotton posted:

Source your quotes. (Unless your talking about Japan, IDK what they watch.)

japan watches baseball which makes going to bars there awesome even if u don't speak japanese

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Apr 12, 2004

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did u get a cat yet

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Notorious QIG posted:

mid-march


yes, although i am still legally a delaware resident as of right now. need to update that


hello bionicloo

congrats on ur future cat

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computer parts posted:

also when did "fur babies" start becoming a thing

same time as poison womb hit front page?

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Podima posted:

tell him to post his cat

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Apr 12, 2004

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yes


why

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Notorious QIG posted:

because im already a little apprehensive about trying to care for a living thing that isn't me, and doubling that sounds awful. plus it's a p small apartment and if the two cats didn't like each other there would be Problems

this will change once a cat actually picks u. and getting a second cat is barely any more work and provides stimulation for the cat when you arent home.

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Notorious QIG posted:

i don't doubt this, but alas i am getting exactly one cat

quoting this for in a year when you have 2+

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Notorious QIG posted:

i may choose to increase the Cat Quantity in my life in the future, however i will begin with exactly 1 cat. perhaps 3/4th of a cat if i find refurb's cousin

this is a smart plan

also whats with this weird noise mathematica

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

counterpoint: having a box of poo poo in your house

some people post exclusively from their phones

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Apr 12, 2004

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i had an outstanding poboy for lunch and i really just want to nap instead of work

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Apr 12, 2004

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school of seven bells is releasing their final album and its fuckin :smith: and :unsmith:

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As a Millennial I posted:

the sous vide is the most Yospos cooking method :3:

actually taking your keyboard flipping it upside down and shaking it over q plate and snorting what ever falls out is

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https://twitter.com/jetgreguar/status/699720614899101696

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gently caress did i miss racist city chat

boston is racist

chicago suburbs are probably racist and there are some neighborhoods that are prob still scared but for the most part its much better

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Actually, 9/11 proves they can.
actually bush was a kenyan muslim

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Apr 12, 2004

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http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/02/how-south-carolina-became-trump-country

chose your own quotes

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Apr 12, 2004

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if womens underwera make u uncomfortable then ur an only child / w no female siblings

and prob should have been aborted

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Cat Face Joe posted:

no wonder sulk is such a pug fan. he likes to grumble as much as they do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuNRzo9REH8

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there's a carneceria near my apartment and it's straight up amazing

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Apr 12, 2004

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also deep dish isn't pizza but it can still taste good it's just a pie

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it's 60 out what is happening am I having a stroke or something

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Tusen Takk posted:

i usually get that or the flame thrower

also this just came in the mail



hmm how can we make pontiac public schools better? i know! let's not increase funding!

i mean fire the board by all means but throw as much funding at them as possible people

when i was in college i voted for my home town to increase taxes to pay for a new high school building

it passed

the only bad part was i wasn't in town to watch them demolish the old one

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hahaha this is the most New Yorker thing i love it
http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/copy-editing-trump

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