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Why do we pet dogs and cats but not our friends? Like... Idgi why not? Why?
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Feb 17, 2016 17:54
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 11:30
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- Scaly Haylie
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because dogs and cats are our BEST friends.
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Feb 17, 2016 17:55
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- google THIS
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what do you mean "we?"
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Feb 17, 2016 18:01
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- devil
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Feb 17, 2016 18:47
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- FartGhost
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it's because they're not pets
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Feb 17, 2016 20:32
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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The life of pablo
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Feb 18, 2016 00:10
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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You can pet their hands...
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Feb 18, 2016 00:19
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Touch a girl's belly button tho and you're gonna hafta marry her
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Feb 18, 2016 00:21
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ok dad. you can touch my left nut, but definitely not my right nut. only my future bride, an acquaintance, and a stranger can touch my right nut
 
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Feb 18, 2016 04:17
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You can touch my butt and you can touch my butt and
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Feb 18, 2016 04:37
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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pet your friends was a wonderful album by seminal rock band Dishwalla who asked for us all to tell them our thought's on God, because they'd really like to meet her 
everyone in the idf must die
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Feb 18, 2016 04:39
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- lmbo calrissian
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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Mom im likeyou to meet my husband, left_nut
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Feb 18, 2016 04:59
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- Afro Doug
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why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway
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Feb 18, 2016 05:39
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by Lowtax
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lmao
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Feb 18, 2016 05:47
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- 9hotonic
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(after hearing the library has games , i arrive at the front desk, disguised as a non-gamer)
"er.. im here for some.. book's"
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when we headbutt something we don't use our butts so why do we say butts??
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Feb 18, 2016 13:27
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- alnilam
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When you ram your butt into something it's called a buttbutt
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Feb 18, 2016 13:36
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- google THIS
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ok dad. you can touch my left nut, but definitely not my right nut. only my future bride, an acquaintance, and a stranger can touch my right nut
a female acquaintance or stranger, specifically
"but honey, it wasn't a taboo zone!"
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Feb 18, 2016 14:16
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- google THIS
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uncle fred and cousin bill are the only family members not invited to the titty party, though fred is allowed to motorboat a bit if he's careful
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Feb 18, 2016 16:27
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- Scaly Haylie
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ok dad. you can touch my left nut, but definitely not my right nut. only my future bride, an acquaintance, and a stranger can touch my right nut
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Feb 18, 2016 18:18
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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"Friendzone Touch" would be nice forum name
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Feb 19, 2016 08:46
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Can anyone find that same chart, except for orcs?
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Feb 19, 2016 08:50
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- deep dish peat moss
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I only get in to heavy petting with my friends... we're a little advanced.
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Feb 19, 2016 13:04
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Comedian: Pet my wife... please
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Feb 20, 2016 10:52
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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why does he pet you?
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Feb 20, 2016 14:19
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Apr 25, 2024 11:30
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Groucho Marx eating a sandwich: mmn-nom nom you pet your wife!
Guest: Excuse me?
Groucho Marx: I said nom nom you pet your wife.
Guest: No sir.
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Feb 20, 2016 14:32
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Feb 17, 2016 17:54
BOO!
