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Glasgow Kiss posted:TRELYATE!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZoCH60sv4
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I've only seen like two shmorky toons, what are the best ones
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George Zimmer posted:The only good thing about watching people play video games was that one stream where some pedophile looking guy was making fun of an equally (or possibly more) pathetic guy. It was some speed gaming event for charity. Just so everyone can enjoy this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
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Cantaloupe posted:I've only seen like two shmorky toons, what are the best ones jjfagj.swf and the banner ad about how fleshlights feel like a real pussy
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Feb 19, 2016 19:17
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Cantaloupe posted:I've only seen like two shmorky toons, what are the best ones i like his gnome salesman where he tries to sell you wishing gum and disc one of iCarly season one
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Feb 19, 2016 19:18
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Cantaloupe posted:I've only seen like two shmorky toons, what are the best ones Some of shmorkeys older stuff is hilarious. Genuinely funny. The later stuff kinda felt a bit too much cheese-monkey-ninja-random for my take. The ones with lowtax's daughters where loving hilarious however. Note, a small childs idea of funny was inafinitely better than the "woo silly voice floppy nonsense" he was pumpinh out at the end edit: Whatever I think about the later animations, I do hope this weird gender journey brings her(?) to soe sort of happy place. Transgender poo poo is a headfuck.
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Feb 19, 2016 19:21
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Keg posted:jjfagj.swf and the banner ad about how fleshlights feel like a real pussy Post the gifs and jpgs
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Feb 19, 2016 19:24
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Just so everyone can enjoy this: mustache man did a run of crash bandicoot 2 and made a bunch of suicide jokes then threatened to murder everyone there when the run failed. you have to kill youself a bunch for the speedrun apparently fyi
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Feb 19, 2016 19:27
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Speedrunning is even more pathetic than shmorky.
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Feb 19, 2016 19:30
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steinrokkan posted:Speedrunning is even more pathetic than shmorky. EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Feb 19, 2016 19:32
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oh my god. this is one of the most bizarre audios ive ever heard. mentally ill upset person arguing with a cartoon man who likes to be walked all over and ignoring their obviously mentally ill gf. like christ, i had a family member who'd go off on rants like and we talked to them and got them help because, you know, we cared about them.
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Feb 19, 2016 19:32
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lowtax it sucks that this happened, I enjoyed Gaming Garbage a lot 
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Feb 19, 2016 19:34
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Holy poo poo Shmorky sounds like when Fred Armisen plays his redhead lady role on Portlandia
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Feb 19, 2016 19:36
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Gilganixon posted:video games are time wasting toys for children nah they're also time wasting toys for maldeveloped adults
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Feb 19, 2016 19:39
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jesus loving christ five seconds in i was like 'goons are way better voice actors than i thought' and then i got seven minutes in to it and realized shmorky has spent years becoming a cartoon character thing and yeah she's literally insane edit at 9 minutes she says "well what do we do...you're the...you're the ...the boss"
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Feb 19, 2016 19:42
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Can we please have a hell thread for trans stuff that way it wont creep around other threads. Also do you know if Shmorky legally changed his name? Like were you wrong to call him dave in that message? Finally I have an idea lets all pass the hat around and pay Dave to make an adult coloring book, that will showcase all the ways he is a victim.
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Feb 19, 2016 19:43
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Last time there was one of those people started making death threats and doxxing one another because gender identity politics on the internet are cool
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Feb 19, 2016 19:46
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extra stout posted:jesus loving christ five seconds in i was like 'goons are way better voice actors than i thought' I'm listening and this lady needs to be committed for a while and put on some flavor of medication if that wasn't already obvious it's only a matter of time before she like stabs someone at the bus station for trying to read her mind with their iPhone or whatever
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Feb 19, 2016 19:46
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Captain Yossarian posted:When are you going to meet me and that other goon (whose name escapes me) for Chinese food? I've been waiting here for like 3 months... I'm the other goon. I keep telling him and his wife that the offer still stands, but they are convinced that everyone on the internet is a creepy furry otherkin
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Feb 19, 2016 19:47
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I gotta say, being as crazy as she is, I bet she is loving amazing in bed. The crazy ones always are.
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Feb 19, 2016 19:56
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Gilok posted:I gotta say, being as crazy as she is, I bet she is loving amazing in bed. The crazy ones always are. I'll let you know.
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Feb 19, 2016 20:02
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Gilok posted:I gotta say, being as crazy as she is, I bet she is loving amazing in bed. The crazy ones always are. I bet Shmorky remembers exactly what his gender is three times a week for about ten minutes.
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Feb 19, 2016 20:09
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fwiw r-lo you really went above and beyond any reasonable expectations during the recent psycho retard saga and lmao that all shmorko's twitter sycophants took away from it was that you misgendered THEM in your internet posts that's gotta be pretty frustrating but you're the stable adult human being here so probably best to just let it go shmorky's doomed to die on a mental patient's kitchen knife but he's like 47 now and needs to deal (or choose not to) with his own mistakes I hope you are well
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Feb 19, 2016 20:23
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The Rage posted:Holy poo poo Shmorky sounds like when Fred Armisen plays his redhead lady role on Portlandia  Haha holy poo poo you're rightSomeone should pitch shift the Shmorkwife's part of the audio to sound like Lance
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Feb 19, 2016 20:26
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What would it take for shmorky to break character?
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Feb 19, 2016 20:27
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various cheeses posted:What would it take for shmorky to break character? A loving father
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Feb 19, 2016 20:28
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various cheeses posted:What would it take for shmorky to break character? whisper 'rosebud' and he'll remember who he really was this whole journey
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Feb 19, 2016 20:29
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:nah that;s what i use em for!
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Feb 19, 2016 20:31
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i love pee pee
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Feb 19, 2016 20:33
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various cheeses posted:What would it take for shmorky to break character? Shmorky will never break Klurfabe
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Feb 19, 2016 20:33
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Booblord Zagats posted:A loving father lol
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Eh I'm just done with this all, I don't like the negative energy its bringing out in me.
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