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Minimalist Program posted:I agree and I can empathize with how you feel, but don't you think the winning move here is maybe to realize that he is going to go through his entire life being this person and he is going to die in that same body+personality that he's gone through life with and whether he realizes or not that's sort of the most fitting punishment for a person like him? As a corollary to that, I think maybe the best way you can do to not let him "get away with it" is cut him out of your life and let him be and he will keep on being him and keep on getting cut out of the lives of any sensible grown-up person he comes into contact with?
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Did he ever draw a lowtax klurf? nooooooooooooooooooo
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Lowtax who is your new best friend now that Shmorky is out of the picture? That was the person who had the most to gain.
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Oh poo poo I got a buncha hilarious logs to post ITT just sit tight while I doctor a name out.
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Wowbagger2004 posted:Wait till the transgender community hears about this
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Lowtax posted:Well to be honest? I'm pissed off, because he was once a good friend. Then he went from weird to weirder and he's living off this tumblr PRONOUN poo poo where you're encouraged to be as stupid rear end crazy as you want to be and if the outside world doesn't accept you, its because they are literally HITLER. So gently caress it. I can understand you are pissed off, but you can't change or help or even get revenge on a man whose entire identity hinges on wearing diapers, being bullied and crying on twitter.
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Applewhite posted:Lowtax who is your new best friend now that Shmorky is out of the picture? lowtax's wife acts awful familiar around him i bet it was her
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Lowtax posted:nooooooooooooooooooo i want a lowtax klurf now
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Applewhite posted:Lowtax who is your new best friend now that Shmorky is out of the picture?
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Lowtax, why do we, the goons, need to tell you that it is time to cut all ties to that trainwreck of a person ye he was your mate once, clearly he isnt anymore though so you know, move on Plus, I can be your new friend instead. You and I, together at last. It'll be just like in my diaries
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Lowtax posted:No. He never thanked me. And then his crazy rear end [PRONOUN]friend started cutting up her arms and sent the photo to the Pleasant Hill PD saying she was suing for $90 million because "her family is all east coast lawyers" and she has "never been this traumatized since 9/11" dude, you are too good a person to deal with that poo poo. im not saying this to suck up but because I believe it to be true. I've been reading about your exploits since the turn of the century and I've never seen you act like an rear end to people. as the other posters have said, please  with shmorkyyou are far too good a man to put up with pronoun wood sprites tl;dr you rule, shmorky can go cry to tumblr
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Lowtax posted:nooooooooooooooooooo Is that a "noooooooooo" like Darth Vader or "nooooo:iamafag:" like the guy from Dirty Work?
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we can b ur family and show u a world of disappointment u could not reach alone
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are you going to make more gaming garbage? perhaps with your pal slowbeef as a shmorky-replacement?
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She decided to latch onto some poor Goonette I know and just started fuckin' goin' off.   
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LordArgh posted:are you going to make more gaming garbage? perhaps with your pal slowbeef as a shmorky-replacement? if he gets nostalgic for being around broken people he could always do lps with that guy who threatned to kill himself if the goon girl didnt give him attention and also faked having cancer
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That Robot posted:dude, you are too good a person to deal with that poo poo. im not saying this to suck up but because I believe it to be true.
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you seem upset about pronouns. were you talking much in private during the ordeal and in the time that followed?
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You should sever but I personally hope you don't if only to hear more trainwreck stories about Shmorky's life.
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Ape Fist posted:She decided to latch onto some poor Goonette I know and just started fuckin' goin' off. lmfao does she start transcribing a weezer song or something halfway thru
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When are you going to meet me and that other goon (whose name escapes me) for Chinese food? I've been waiting here for like 3 months...
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Ape Fist posted:She decided to latch onto some poor Goonette I know and just started fuckin' goin' off. why do goons keep trying to establish contact
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I think it is not a good idea to go down a route where you use this website to post bad stuff about shmorky, and then shmorky uses twitter to post bad stuff about you. It would be a waste of your time and resources that you could've spent on family, your wife or building a shack to store maise (the indian word for corn) in, whereas shmorky's time is completely dedicated to a) drawing klurfs and b) doing twitter drama. So you wouldn't even put a dent in his time or anything. If nothing else, Shmorky stands to gain way more from any silly post-war that you could take part in, simply because his retarded followers give him money on patreon and your retarded followers do not.Lowtax posted:Thank you very much. I tried my rear end off to work with shmorky but all I got was [PRONOUN IS THE CORRECT WORD] in return. I'm done with shmorky. Good thinking, man.
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Ape Fist posted:She decided to latch onto some poor Goonette I know and just started fuckin' goin' off. I don't care how bonkers Dave is, how can he justify staying with that?
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Ape Fist posted:She decided to latch onto some poor Goonette I know and just started fuckin' goin' off. 
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this is what happens when you enable furries, hope you learned your lesson
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does this mean the furry concentration camp is coming back
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Lowtax posted:Thank you very much. I tried my rear end off to work with shmorky but all I got was [PRONOUN IS THE CORRECT WORD] in return. I'm done with shmorky. Good poo poo. You shouldn't have to deal with this, and your kids most certainly shouldn't have to deal with this by proxy.
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Lowtax posted:nooooooooooooooooooo not only do I guarantee he made a lowtax klurf, I'd wager he jerked off to it
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I don't really have an opinion here but I'm a little surprised that Shmorky's twitter handle still has SA in it
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dad gay. so what posted:what happened to fragmaster? he turned into shmorky and now he's a wood nymph
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I'm pretty bummed shmorks isn't making funny tubs anymore. the last batch or so of tubs were too random or glitchy for my tastes. I remember finding the ultimate sonic fanfic in high school and it being the funniest thing to me at the time. and even earlier than that I think I remember him from some taoc teh wodner dog stuff or associated in some way? it's entirely possible i was loling with shmorky in middle school. miss that shmorks.  sorry your friend had an identity crisis, dude.
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