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they searched ya because you gave them permission. The legalese is "no you can't search my car"
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down n out posted:they searched ya because you gave them permission. The legalese is "Please beat me, because I am intentionally attempting to disrupt your authority over me." FTFY
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Feb 19, 2016 04:23
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i'm putting new plates on my bmw tomorrow and am considering these  for cop repellent
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down n out posted:they searched ya because you gave them permission. The legalese is "no you can't search my car" dont talk to cops without a lawyer dont let cops access your property without a warrant do these two things and you will be ok!! unless you are a black and they shoot you
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Feb 19, 2016 04:26
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you stupid assholes
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Feb 19, 2016 04:39
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dad gay. so what posted:you stupid assholes i am literally retarded yes
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Feb 19, 2016 04:41
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I would so play hide the flashlight with some of the perps in this thread
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Feb 19, 2016 04:46
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Deploy spike strips. Also, if you lower your radio while passing cops, you're bitch made.
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My first car was a purple Ford Ranger with very tinted windows. Got it after it had been repossessed for a bargain because I was poor. It was a cop magnet. Now I drive an untinted 2013 hatchback and the police don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm blowing good up in that whip driving through roadblocks, whatever. It's such a white person car I love it.
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Pro tip: most radios let you have a second set of preconfig fave channels. set the second set to classical channel when you get pulled over swap to that set. They're more likely to let you off if you're listening to "Von Boneer's concerto for skin flute #5" vs ultra gangsta rap (that means literally anything that could conviveabley be construed to be anything anti cop in even the slightest way)
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what if you flip the script and pull the cops over by flashing your headlights real fast at them, maybe it's a lady cop and she's kinda cute and you tell her she's got a nice smile but you still gotta write her up for stealing your heart
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MiracleWhale posted:what if you flip the script and pull the cops over by flashing your headlights real fast at them, maybe it's a lady cop and she's kinda cute and you tell her she's got a nice smile but you still gotta write her up for stealing your heart this is actually quite common
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Feb 19, 2016 05:01
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The one time I treid pulling over a cute cop she crushed my balls until I jizzed blood. It was actually bad and not fun at all.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:04
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The one time I treid pulling over a cute cop she crushed my balls until I jizzed blood. It was actually bad and not fun at all. how could that be bad
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Feb 19, 2016 05:05
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No insurance is my favorite. gently caress all ya'll if I hit you with my lovely driving.
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MiracleWhale posted:what if you flip the script and pull the cops over by flashing your headlights real fast at them, maybe it's a lady cop and she's kinda cute and you tell her she's got a nice smile but you still gotta write her up for stealing your heart And that's how I met your mother.
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Feb 19, 2016 05:08
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A misanthrope posted:dont talk to cops without a lawyer
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MiracleWhale posted:how could that be bad She didn't like me at all! it wasn't some kind of power play, she literally had power over me and was pleased to abuse it in a very hateful and demeaning way
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Feb 19, 2016 05:12
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they let you drive away without insurance, nothing to complain about
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Pro tip: most radios let you have a second set of preconfig fave channels. better go with country music in the south
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That's also a good technieqe: I was like "dang officer this proof of insurance card is expired, how stupid of me, let me load up my proof of insurance on my phone.. oh dang I can't get a connection how inconvienent for everyone involved please sire give me but a moment..." "Alright son forget it, this time you get a warning. Go get your goddamn tags"
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Feb 19, 2016 05:18
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you can decrease your chances of getting shot to death by preemptively tazing yourself
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Feb 19, 2016 05:25
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This city is afraid of me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBFO2BvoEcw
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I don't believe the op
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I don't believe the op trump voter spotted
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hampton posted:I tell them the truth about a warrant that was quashed in January, but they won't ever take their hand off the holster of their pistol. So you don't have lights on your plate (illegal), you don't have insurance (illegal), and have/had warrants. And you didn't get a ticket or go to jail or get your car towed and you want to complain? Get your life together you loving loser.
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Feb 19, 2016 07:43
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Dad Gay tell us one more time that the OP is lying..........idiot.
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this is bullshit, i'm white and i get pulled over by the cops all the time. when they run my plates it tells them that i'm on federal supervised release and they can search me without a warrant but still
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Feb 19, 2016 08:11
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the great deceiver posted:this is bullshit, i'm white and i get pulled over by the cops all the time. when they run my plates it tells them that i'm on federal supervised release and they can search me without a warrant but still drive whiter
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Feb 19, 2016 08:21
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Parallax Scroll posted:drive whiter i drive a camry, i dont know how much whiter i can drive
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Feb 19, 2016 08:22
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the great deceiver posted:i drive a camry, i dont know how much whiter i can drive maybe you could put on those stick figure family window decals where you have like one for the dad and one for the mom and one for the dog and one for each of the fourteen kids
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Feb 19, 2016 08:55
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MiracleWhale posted:maybe you could put on those stick figure family window decals where you have like one for the dad and one for the mom and one for the dog and one for each of the fourteen kids i saw one of those the other day but instead of stick figures it was guns. dad was an ar-15, mom was an ak-47, kids were pistols etc. i was gonna go with something like that but after thinking about it some more i dont think that is the best idea for someone in my situation.
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the great deceiver posted:i drive a camry, i dont know how much whiter i can drive If you can't drive any whiter, try driving older. Maybe get an Avalon.
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I'm white as the driven snow and I've never been pulled over in my life. Unless you count by like park rangers who are asking me why I'm driving off road on federal land.
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Feb 19, 2016 12:50
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i drive a piece of poo poo car without insurance why do cops pull me over
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Feb 19, 2016 18:21
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I used to constantly get pulled over because I was a retarded teenager who didnt remember to turn his lights on after second shift Never got a ticket though lmao Honestly if you're not white your best bet is to repeatedly fire a grenade launcher into a police station so you at least get value for money when they shoot you
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I also got a ticket right when 405 turns into a 35 mph zone because its on a corner and you can't see the loving speed limit sign
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the great deceiver posted:i drive a camry, i dont know how much whiter i can drive lol try a buick or an oldsmobile
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Pro tip: most radios let you have a second set of preconfig fave channels. This is terrible advice. Cops don’t want to talk over your radio, and if you reach to turn it off during the coversation, they’ll shoot you for making a sudden movement.
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