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Tiny Tubesteak Tom

accidentally deflated my balls


Heather Papps posted:

i got covered in scratches BUT look:


beautiful lookin' smallie. if you ever catch a trip to New England shoot me a message, I got two docks and a bass boat on one of the best lakes for bass fishin' in the land


~ty cda 4 sig~

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Please drink responsibly


take the moon posted:

Lol Beebs in ur Sig is my reaction to that dude

yay tho

haha sorry, I'm into weird stuff


Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

beautiful lookin' smallie. if you ever catch a trip to New England shoot me a message, I got two docks and a bass boat on one of the best lakes for bass fishin' in the land

thank you! Also the offer is reversed if you end up near the sault!



Also everyone please click https://www.somethingawful.com/phot...ake-porn-sfwv2/ because I think you will enjoy the pictures at the very least


thanks everyone for posting, but six and vanisher especially!!!

Dixville

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





Heather Papps posted:

thank you! Also the offer is reversed if you end up near the sault!



Also everyone please click https://www.somethingawful.com/phot...ake-porn-sfwv2/ because I think you will enjoy the pictures at the very least

I loled. Where was the actual thread?



ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

Tiny Tubesteak Tom

accidentally deflated my balls


Heather Papps posted:

thank you! Also the offer is reversed if you end up near the sault!

Also everyone please click https://www.somethingawful.com/phot...ake-porn-sfwv2/ because I think you will enjoy the pictures at the very least

heather papps is my friend!


~ty cda 4 sig~

biosterous




hi good morning orbs! please have a good day to the best of your ability thanks



thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!

Nice Phriday HP! We're frontpage buddies today, yaay!

(Secretly, BFM and HP are frontpage buddies always!)


Sig by Heather Papps

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Oh man. Time to get on it

albany academy


its friday

Tiny Tubesteak Tom

accidentally deflated my balls


IT'S FRIDAY! please watch this video friends I promise this will give you good vibes to power through your day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjgldht4PKw


~ty cda 4 sig~

Ass-penny


Hey, congrats HP, both on your fish and writing Photoshop Phridays! The "make porn SFW" theme is always funny.

GaG what's your new friends name?

I hope all of your Friday's are good.

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

I have to admit that I actually really like Jolene by Dolly Parton.

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I have to admit that I actually really like Jolene by Dolly Parton.

It’s an awesome song and Dolly is an awesome lady who sings lots of awesome songs

My fav Dolly Parton quote “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap”



ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

more falafel please

forums poster

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I have to admit that I actually really like Jolene by Dolly Parton.

the least guilty pleasure tbh

biosterous




i don't care either way about her music but dolly parton owns



thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

Pahilla the Hun

Bring the jugs.

Heather Papps posted:

thank you! Also the offer is reversed if you end up near the sault!



Also everyone please click https://www.somethingawful.com/phot...ake-porn-sfwv2/ because I think you will enjoy the pictures at the very least

RETURN OF THE PAPPS your articles are the best

Dixville

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

I also love dolly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN_VQ8GWEos

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



Dolly sends my child a free book every month

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

Dolly sends my child a free book every month

my now-large human used to get books from dolly parton when they were a small human and it's an awesome program that made my kid into an avid reader.



Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





alnilam posted:

Dolly sends my child a free book every month

What a nice lady!!!



ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I have to admit that I actually really like Jolene by Dolly Parton.

it's a good rear end song with a powerful lesson:

dolly parton gonna beat jolene's rear end



owlhawk911

jolene, jolene, jolene joleeeene
i'm telling you, i'm gonna beat your rear end


https://i.imgur.com/vLsp28z.mp4
this sig brought to you by heather papps

Shifty Nipples


more falafel please posted:

my partner got him from a nature center she used to work at. they got him in the early 90s and he was full grown, so he's at least late 40s, but probably older

Is he not a tortoise cause he sure looks like a tortoise

alnilam

Postin in the springtime



But is Jolene gonna pay for it

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

But is Jolene gonna pay for it

Lmao

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

more falafel please

forums poster

Shifty Nipples posted:

Is he not a tortoise cause he sure looks like a tortoise

he's a gulf coast box turtle. scale might be hard to tell from that picture, but his shell is probably about 9" the long way

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns






https://voca.ro/lLPEFDnDpyj



ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

Kief Richards

PHANTOM QUEEN



holy poo poo yes



BoldFrankensteinMir

Darn! Darn! Darn!

Dolly Parton's father was illiterate, and she has said he was a clever man and she always wondered how much better his life could have been if he had learned to read while still a child. That prompted the charity books, although her charming quip is that she knows he would be so proud that she's "the book lady" now.


Sig by Heather Papps

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks


BYOB is a mystical convergence of awesomeness in a virtual cloud of probability that always results in a synergetic sum of the best possible outcomes, despite your intentions...

Pot Smoke Phoenix

It's not as bad as it looks

Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Jolene: No...

Police officer: *Sighs* This is gonna be a long loving night

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns





Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Police officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Jolene: No...

Police officer: *Sighs* This is gonna be a long loving night

Whosoever shall begin to recite the crimes of Jolene must surely perish before they shall all be named.



ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

Stoner Sloth



this is so drat good!


alnilam posted:

Dolly sends my child a free book every month


Kief Richards posted:

my now-large human used to get books from dolly parton when they were a small human and it's an awesome program that made my kid into an avid reader.


BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Dolly Parton's father was illiterate, and she has said he was a clever man and she always wondered how much better his life could have been if he had learned to read while still a child. That prompted the charity books, although her charming quip is that she knows he would be so proud that she's "the book lady" now.

whoa! i always liked Dolly but never knew this, that is really awesome and definitely approve of her charity work cause giving kids the gift of reading is wholesome af and just a good thing to do



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

Six-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."





Jolene, but sung by a gay man, who's trying to date the only guy he has a chance with in their backwards conservative small town, to his best friend Jolene.



👻 City of Glompton is my friend 👻 & Thank you Vanisher and nut and cda

Six-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."





And Hello, Yob. I've missed you.



👻 City of Glompton is my friend 👻 & Thank you Vanisher and nut and cda

Six-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."





This makes a LOT more sense now:



👻 City of Glompton is my friend 👻 & Thank you Vanisher and nut and cda

Stoner Sloth


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

And Hello, Yob. I've missed you.

hi Six-Of-Hearts! we've missed you too!

hope you have been well!



sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, and Pot Smoke Phoenix - ty friends!

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owlhawk911


i love byob and i love you


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