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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




Kith posted:

Instead of having lunch I'm laying down and being delirious

I am sorry why are you feeling stressed?


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
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nut


is it a crime to love

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BowedParallelAcouchi-mobile.mp4
god bles manifisto for the springtime signature

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.




Bilirubin posted:

I am sorry why are you feeling stressed?

my brain is broke

more falafel please

forums poster



hello



sig once again by the one and only heather papps!

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Filling out the formd for Revenue Canada for CYA on stuff:

Gender: no thank you
Sex: not today thanks
Income: hahahahahaha

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





real nap poo poo posted:

i would never do crime

idgi


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


It is today, but I have to work, so I can't go outside and play.
On the other hand, I have and being a librarian is an okay job.

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





Made paella for dinner


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.




i am now vertical and have attempted lunch. i am trying this "chicken bacon ranch super-sub" from the deli.

i am apprehensive.

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.




i regret

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



real nap poo poo posted:

im a good boy i would never do crime

?????

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Barking Gecko posted:

It is today, but I have to work, so I can't go outside and play.
On the other hand, I have and being a librarian is an okay job.

I would like one to thirty seven books, please, here is a snack and several pots of coffee

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



nut posted:

is it a crime to love

It is only a crime for me to love you as much as I do

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I love you all so much I have been stealing your eyelashes while you sleep

Gramps





Teddy Thunders posted:

I love you all so much I have been stealing your eyelashes while you sleep

hey i needed those i make little tiny brooms for the mice so they can sweep up after themselves

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Teddy Thunders posted:

I would like one to thirty seven books, please, here is a snack and several pots of coffee

Please describe the books you would like.
As is the custom among our patrons, you may not reference the title, author, or call number, but must instead refer to the size, color, or a vague partial description of the contents.

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





Teddy Thunders posted:

I love you all so much I have been stealing your eyelashes while you sleep

Good thing I use fakes


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

real nap shit



what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Stoner Sloth



real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

grand theft ham

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Stealing company time


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Loitering, sexual economy fraud, the cool crime of stealing...

Stoner Sloth



making the weed noise if it's illegal where you are is good

real nap shit



hmm alright may try some of these out thanks

Gramps





real nap poo poo posted:

what kinds of crimes would you guys recommend i try

Weaz the juice

cruft



Escape From Noise posted:

sexual economy fraud

white collar crime. specifically, lacy silky white collars.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



That's not a collar, you philistine, that's a garter and it doesn't go on your neck, it goes on a lovely thigh.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


Teddy Thunders posted:

That's not a collar, you philistine, that's a garter and it doesn't go on your neck, it goes on a lovely thigh.

I don't understand what I'm doing wrong here

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xcheopis




Teddy Thunders posted:

That's not a collar, you philistine, that's a garter and it doesn't go on your neck, it goes on a lovely thigh.

I have old-timey blouses with lace collars, they are a pain to wash properly.

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

xcheopis




We have finally managed to prevent the ceiling fans in the office ventilation system from being on all the drat time. It's now much quieter and the usual terrible cold spots are merely slightly cool. Thank gently caress.

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



The consonantal transition between the s in this and the sh in poo poo is very satisfying on the tongue.
This poo poo.
I'm sick of this poo poo.
I need a box for all this poo poo.
Just slur the s into the sh.

Ass-penny



I missed a lot of chat, but I wanted to stop in and give a friendly hello to all my buds in the b hole.


Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
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more falafel please

forums poster



Finger Prince posted:

The consonantal transition between the s in this and the sh in poo poo is very satisfying on the tongue.
This poo poo.
I'm sick of this poo poo.
I need a box for all this poo poo.
Just slur the s into the sh.

Not sure if it's my Chicago accent but I have zero transition between them, it's just thishit

"South side" also becomes "sow'side" with just a tiny glottal stop



sig once again by the one and only heather papps!

Rarity

CUTEST IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF THE SIMPS
RARITY-CHAN





I put the garter round my chicken thigh but then it got caught in my throat when I ate it


How wonderful is How Wonderful for making me this sig?

I'm a pretty pony! (credit: Plant MONSTER.)

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



more falafel please posted:

Not sure if it's my Chicago accent but I have zero transition between them, it's just thishit

"South side" also becomes "sow'side" with just a tiny glottal stop

Yeah dropping the s off this, I definitely do that too, but it's much more satisfying to emphasise the s. Hiss it.

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Rarity posted:

I put the garter round my chicken thigh but then it got caught in my throat when I ate it

But was it beautiful?????

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



I regret to inform you that I am posting.

Kith

You never learn anything
by doing it right.




whats the opposite of regret

Teddy Thunders

PHANTOM QUEEN



Kith posted:

whats the opposite of regret

Uhhhhhhh, pizza I think

cruft



Kith posted:

whats the opposite of regret

pregret. That's when you wish you didn't have to do something.

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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG!!!




Finger Prince posted:

The consonantal transition between the s in this and the sh in poo poo is very satisfying on the tongue.
This poo poo.
I'm sick of this poo poo.
I need a box for all this poo poo.
Just slur the s into the sh.

and sneer a bit while you do it, get your face involved


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything
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