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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


You're toast!

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Stoner Sloth



take the moon posted:

ull pay for this incendiary statement.... and pay dearly





oh crumbs even!


https://giant.gfycat.com/AngelicIndolentAlligatorsnappingturtle.mp4
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps and Prof Crocodile!!- ty friends!

Manifisto




cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD



those holes are a bit suspicious, don't freak out or anything but when you cut into it be on the lookout for breadworms


ty heather papps and luvcow

Stoner Sloth



Manifisto posted:

those holes are a bit suspicious, don't freak out or anything but when you cut into it be on the lookout for breadworms

if you bake without gluten, you won't attract breadworms

biosterous






cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD



memories from youth: being the first one awake, pulling the timer'd loaf of bread out of the machine. pulling the mixing paddle out of the bottom because it always got stuck, and eating the warm doughy bits that got stuck to the paddle before slicing off a piece to munch on


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

biosterous






i miss
1. having fresh homemade bread on a regular basis
2. that i didn't have to put any effort into


https://giant.gfycat.com/PaltryAcclaimedElectriceel.webm
thank you manifisto for this sig!!!

vaporslug by deep dish peat moss

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Fact, you should just make no knead bread then because it's perfect and you can gently caress around and go ehhhh that looks right and throw it in the fridge for a week, then get stoned on Friday and put it in the oven and by the magic of time folding have hot bread.

xcheopis




The article is fun but it's this slide that got me

https://www.autoblog.com/2021/05/03/tiny-kei-fire-truck-charms-san-francisco/#slide-2316048

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend





if i got to take a picture near the tiny fire truck i think i'd do the victory finger thing without even realizing, such is the power of the cute truck


tyvm hbag

xcheopis




Heather Papps posted:

if i got to take a picture near the tiny fire truck i think i'd do the victory finger thing without even realizing, such is the power of the cute truck

Right???!!

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

cruft



Stoner Sloth posted:

p nice... for basic white bread

I LOLed

For those who didn't get the joke: the label on the side of the machine says "BASIC WHITE BREAD". This is actually BASIC WHEAT BREAD, though

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Remind me never to answer anyone sincerely in a grey forum ever again, wow. People.

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



I'm very creatively fixed on the concept of honey right now

Not like, physical honey, not the sticky stuff, the... You know, like the concept of it. Creative interpolation.

Manifisto




"Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, something sweet."

worst. riddle. ever.


ty heather papps and luvcow

Prof. Crocodile



I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

xcheopis




Prof. Crocodile posted:

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Prof. Crocodile posted:

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

I would genuinely let this happen ngl

My mouth is already filled with sweetness and things that cause pain, let's just make it the physical manifestation of that.

DOPE FIEND KILLA G



Prof. Crocodile posted:

I serve deconstructed honey at my molecular gastronomy restaurant. basically we fill your mouth with flowers and bees, so you can participate more deeply in the EXPERIENCE of honey.

it costs $195.

lmao

v vanisher made this one
https://giant.gfycat.com/ShortIllfatedAmurratsnake.webm <sid made this one
<--thank u chubby checkers

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

I present a murder being actively plotted.

roomforthetuna

I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!


Manifisto posted:

"Out of the eater, something to eat; out of the strong, something sweet."
Pretty sure the answer is something to do with force-feeding honey to Arnold Schwarzenegger until it kills him and then making a paste out of his liver?

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Mackieman posted:

I present a murder being actively plotted.



Op are you still alive or has your cat murdered you already please respond

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




It got a little crispy, but about to eat a homemade spinach calzone with pesto to dip it in.

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

Teddy Thunders posted:

Op are you still alive or has your cat murdered you already please respond

v. ded

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN




Welp rip enjoy being headless on your own doormat, a fate for all of us in bonds to the spicy beans

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Zil posted:

It got a little crispy, but about to eat a homemade spinach calzone with pesto to dip it in.

Oh gently caress post the 'zone, that sounds amazing

Manifisto





did you at least spring the trap so that others may pass


ty heather papps and luvcow

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Teddy Thunders posted:

Oh gently caress post the 'zone, that sounds amazing

Oh sorry, it has already been devoured.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




i'm imagining it now


tyvm hbag

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Heather Papps posted:

i'm imagining it now

yum


tyvm hbag

Dip Viscous



cruft posted:

OH poo poo I FORGOT I MADE BREAD



strong urge to pick up the bread and pretend it's binoculars

aldantefax

ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'

hello

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



WELCOME

take the moon



&



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Chat


tyvm hbag

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Lurkers









Must








Post

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Barking Gecko posted:

Lurkers









Must








Post

post

Dip Viscous



Lurkers is free to make their own decision.

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




I rescind my post then

xcheopis




Mackieman posted:

I present a murder being actively plotted.



Nonsense, such a sweet muffin

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

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xcheopis posted:

Nonsense, such a sweet muffin

It's clear that either A) You've never experienced cats, or B) You are a cat, and are deceiving us so that you can murder us more easily.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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