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Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

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Robot Made of Meat



Zil posted:

I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

We're glad to have you here, and we're sure to enjoy your contribution.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



Zil posted:

I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

Buddy you've come to the right place.

Don't shut up.

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

Manifisto posted:

did you at least spring the trap so that others may pass

oh god i forgot the

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

xcheopis posted:

Nonsense, such a sweet muffin

Yes, a sweet muffin full of murder.

Robot Made of Meat



Difficult as it is to believe in this day and age, the last two posts were actually sincere, and not ironic.

It's sad that I feel the necessity to point this out.


eta: Dammit! OK, the two posts before those two.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

xcheopis




Robot Made of Meat posted:

It's clear that either A) You've never experienced cats, or B) You are a cat, and are deceiving us so that you can murder us more easily.

All Cats Are Babbies

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

It's clear that either A) You've never experienced cats, or B) You are a cat, and are deceiving us so that you can murder us more easily.

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

Zil posted:

I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

You have stumbled upon the point. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Mackieman posted:

You have stumbled upon the point. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> go left

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."


Zil posted:

If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

Gramps





Zil posted:

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I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up



Seriously, just loving post. Make threads too. People will jump in and play along if they're good, they'll rot and die if not. post post post post post and then smoke a bong and post some more

Zil posted:

If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

Gramps fucked around with this message at 00:46 on May 5, 2021

Robot Made of Meat



Zil posted:

If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Dip Viscous



oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Dip Viscous posted:

oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

Guess it just means I have to get double high

wimsy



let me post BYOB RULES!!! int he "byob rules thread"

Prof. Crocodile



wimsy posted:

let me post BYOB RULES!!! int he "byob rules thread"

I think this is a fair and honorable request


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




wimsy posted:

let me post BYOB RULES!!! int he "byob rules thread"


tyvm hbag

Prof. Crocodile



wow it's been a hell of a week in the 'yob. kaiser schnitzel took a hard-line anti-taco stance, city of glompton is getting chickens, mackieman is dead, and xcheopis turned out to be a cat in disguise. this must be sweeps week or something.


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Mosquito bites suck

take the moon



Zil posted:

Mosquito bites suck

not to be a ned flanders psychopath but i do indeed think theyre chill to scratch. im sure that kills u horribly somehow tho



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

take the moon



source: being advised by someone in high school that scratching my itchy sunburnt skin would destroy me

dude... its itchy



sig by heather papps

sig gob by khanstant

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

The thick plottens.

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




That catte has poisoned your booze

Beef Of Ages

Get off my lawn.

he has struck a low blow for the causes of murder

xcheopis




Mackieman posted:

The thick plottens.



Just a loving floofy pancake

See a mighty city trampled to destruction! See missiles and atom bombs powerless! See civilisation rioting with fear!

Prof. Crocodile



it has been a while since i meditated upon this ancient wisdom

owlhawk911 posted:

sometimes you just make a post, without reading. just to remember what it feels like. posting


thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Mormon Nailer

PHANTOM QUEEN



I am post

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Dip Viscous posted:

oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

One quote over the line.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?



I am become post
Killer of threads

Prof. Crocodile





thank you heather papps for this historically great sig!
thank you deep dish peat moss for preparing me for The War with dope rhymes!

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Zil posted:

Mosquito bites suck

I hear ya. I keep getting a mosquito in my crappy apartment and I have to remember not to swing at it with my right arm. I feel like the mosquito will die before my shoulder heals.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




one of the hardest laughs i've ever had was when a woman i was dating had a mosquito bite their collarbone, and she forgot about the giant zero day old tattoo she had just gotten and slapped herself real hard without thinking.

ever since then i've been cool with them.


tyvm hbag

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




Escape From Noise posted:

One quote over the line.

One quote over the line sweet Jesus,
One quote over the line
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Waitin for a bunch of emptyquotes, sweet Mary
Hopin that they’re quotin all mine
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns




I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it




ty PSP for this wonderful sig!

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

One quote over the line sweet Jesus,
One quote over the line
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Waitin for a bunch of emptyquotes, sweet Mary
Hopin that they’re quotin all mine
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Zil

I kind of want it.
Good Enough!




Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it

Yeah they are pretty decent, just a lot of places still treat them like a veggie burger with their toppings. Treat them and dress them like the hamburger they are trying to emulate.

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cruft



Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it

This was pretty much my experience too. Creeped me out, will never have a second one. (I've been a vegetarian since 1991.)

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