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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

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Robot Made of Meat

Zil posted:

I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

We're glad to have you here, and we're sure to enjoy your contribution.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Zil posted:

I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

Buddy you've come to the right place.

Don't shut up.

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.

Manifisto posted:

did you at least spring the trap so that others may pass

oh god i forgot the

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.

xcheopis posted:

Nonsense, such a sweet muffin

Yes, a sweet muffin full of murder.

Robot Made of Meat

Difficult as it is to believe in this day and age, the last two posts were actually sincere, and not ironic.

It's sad that I feel the necessity to point this out.


eta: Dammit! OK, the two posts before those two.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

xcheopis


Robot Made of Meat posted:

It's clear that either A) You've never experienced cats, or B) You are a cat, and are deceiving us so that you can murder us more easily.

All Cats Are Babbies

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

It's clear that either A) You've never experienced cats, or B) You are a cat, and are deceiving us so that you can murder us more easily.

:hmmyes:

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.

Zil posted:

I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

You have stumbled upon the point. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mackieman posted:

You have stumbled upon the point. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> go left

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Zil posted:

If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

:rznv:

Gramps


Zil posted:

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I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

:justpost:

Seriously, just loving post. Make threads too. People will jump in and play along if they're good, they'll rot and die if not. post post post post post and then smoke a bong and post some more

Zil posted:

If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

:420::evilbuddy::420:

Gramps fucked around with this message at 01:46 on May 5, 2021

Robot Made of Meat

Zil posted:

If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Dip Viscous


oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dip Viscous posted:

oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

Guess it just means I have to get double high

wimsy

let me post BYOB RULES!!! int he "byob rules thread"

Prof. Crocodile

wimsy posted:

let me post BYOB RULES!!! int he "byob rules thread"

I think this is a fair and honorable request

Heather Papps

hello friend


wimsy posted:

let me post BYOB RULES!!! int he "byob rules thread"

:haibrower:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Prof. Crocodile

wow it's been a hell of a week in the 'yob. kaiser schnitzel took a hard-line anti-taco stance, city of glompton is getting chickens, mackieman is dead, and xcheopis turned out to be a cat in disguise. this must be sweeps week or something.

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mosquito bites suck

take the moon

by sebmojo

Zil posted:

Mosquito bites suck

not to be a ned flanders psychopath but i do indeed think theyre chill to scratch. im sure that kills u horribly somehow tho

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

take the moon

by sebmojo
source: being advised by someone in high school that scratching my itchy sunburnt skin would destroy me

dude... its itchy

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.
The thick plottens.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That catte has poisoned your booze

Beef Of Ages

Your dumb is leaking.
he has struck a low blow for the causes of murder

xcheopis


Mackieman posted:

The thick plottens.



Just a loving floofy pancake

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

Prof. Crocodile

it has been a while since i meditated upon this ancient wisdom

owlhawk911 posted:

sometimes you just make a post, without reading. just to remember what it feels like. posting

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I am post

Escape From Noise

Dip Viscous posted:

oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

One quote over the line.

Escape From Noise


I am become post
Killer of threads

Prof. Crocodile


:haibrower:

Escape From Noise

Zil posted:

Mosquito bites suck

I hear ya. I keep getting a mosquito in my crappy apartment and I have to remember not to swing at it with my right arm. I feel like the mosquito will die before my shoulder heals.

Heather Papps

hello friend


one of the hardest laughs i've ever had was when a woman i was dating had a mosquito bite their collarbone, and she forgot about the giant zero day old tattoo she had just gotten and slapped herself real hard without thinking.

ever since then i've been cool with them.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Escape From Noise posted:

One quote over the line.

One quote over the line sweet Jesus,
One quote over the line
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Waitin for a bunch of emptyquotes, sweet Mary
Hopin that they’re quotin all mine
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

One quote over the line sweet Jesus,
One quote over the line
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Waitin for a bunch of emptyquotes, sweet Mary
Hopin that they’re quotin all mine
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it

Yeah they are pretty decent, just a lot of places still treat them like a veggie burger with their toppings. Treat them and dress them like the hamburger they are trying to emulate.

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cruft

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it

This was pretty much my experience too. Creeped me out, will never have a second one. (I've been a vegetarian since 1991.)

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