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Stoner Sloth

Rarity posted:

Sorry boss yes boss more posts incoming I'm not slacking here :sweatdrop:

mmm yeah... i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in on saturday, gotta keep the good post numbers up for this quarter

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Stoner Sloth posted:

mmm yeah... i'm gonna have to go ahead and ask you to come in on saturday, gotta keep the good post numbers up for this quarter

*sigh* It's a living I guess *chains self to keyboard*






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Escape From Noise

The owner of a brewery I worked at in Osaka a few years ago who was a massive creep and would throw massive temper tantrums over minor issues and tried to get me blackballed/deported with Facebook and Instagram posts, posted the label for their newest beer today and someone in the industry sent me a link since I have them blocked on everything and the whole thing is just so gross on a few levels. It's very un BYOB and could potentially doxx me so I won't post it but I'm so glad I left that place. I'd be so upset to have that label on my beer. Finding out way later that one of the names/labels he used was a reference to some erotic manga was gross enough.

Rinzla

Rarity posted:

Sorry boss yes boss more posts incoming I'm not slacking here :sweatdrop:

Use the office space to partake in yoga. Have your boss enter the office to see desks pushed aside and yourself in the middle praising the sun.

Sun bro’s best bros.

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Rinzla posted:

Use the office space to partake in yoga. Have your boss enter the office to see desks pushed aside and yourself in the middle praising the sun.

Sun bro’s best bros.

There's no time to be doing yoga when there are posts to be made!






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Rinzla

Rarity posted:

There's no time to be doing yoga when there are posts to be made!

Posts about yoga?

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Rinzla posted:

Posts about yoga?

Posts about anything!






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Stoner Sloth

Rarity posted:

Posts about anything!

why this is the kind of straight shooter response that has upper management written all over it! proud of you Rarity

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


cruft posted:

I friggin ate it. It was good. But Ms cruft ordered this "caprese salad", which wound up being a dozen unsalted mozzarella balls on one basil leaf each, with two tomato slices and some vinaigre. So she ate half my burger.

It was some sort of bean patty, with a big roasted poblano chile on it, and red onion, tomato, and lettuce.

God drat it now I'm hungry again.

I'm late but that's the exact gd burg I want!!!!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Literally A Person posted:

I am living the hoodie life and I love it!!!

When I go back to Portland this fall I demand LAP and Mrs. Person time. We can talk about power tools and be stupid in Burgerville.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I am an hour early for leaving for work so I'm being a degenerate in a parking lot, smoking cloves, gothily.

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Stoner Sloth posted:

why this is the kind of straight shooter response that has upper management written all over it! proud of you Rarity

*shuffles into the interview*

"It says on your CV you have leadership experience?"

"Yes I was given IK powers and used them to instigate a bloody coup on senior management"

*interviewer slides CV to the side* "Riiiiiiiiight"






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

cruft

Good morning, orbs.

Status: missing Burgerville.

biosterous




i've been around in donkeytown
too long, baby too long
heading out of donkeytown
so long, so long, so long



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

biosterous




by which i mean i have work today so i'm not gonna be on as much, but then again when i'm not at work i'm usually playing games and not posting during the work hours, so



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Good morning. :orb:

Finger Prince


biosterous posted:

i've been around in donkeytown
too long, baby too long
heading out of donkeytown
so long, so long, so long

Won't you take me to
Donkeytown
Won't you take me to
Donkeytown

cruft

Well this is just great. First there was the Canadian maple syrup heist (seriously read the Vanity Fair article if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's quite the tale), and now somebody is stealing nuts.

The Washington Post: Thieves have been stealing truckloads of nuts, police say. The latest heist was 42,000 pounds of pistachios.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


cruft posted:

Well this is just great. First there was the Canadian maple syrup heist (seriously read the Vanity Fair article if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's quite the tale), and now somebody is stealing nuts.

The Washington Post: Thieves have been stealing truckloads of nuts, police say. The latest heist was 42,000 pounds of pistachios.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY NUTS

Previously unsaid sentences

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


So that’s where my 42,000 lb nuts went!


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Finger Prince


Alberto "Deez" Montemayor

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

cruft posted:

Well this is just great. First there was the Canadian maple syrup heist (seriously read the Vanity Fair article if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's quite the tale), and now somebody is stealing nuts.

The Washington Post: Thieves have been stealing truckloads of nuts, police say. The latest heist was 42,000 pounds of pistachios.

Solid use of the weed number






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Goons Are Gifts

poast


take the moon

by sebmojo
hello happy frens

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~






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Gramps


Oh poo poo weed is gonna be legal here in a little over a week...

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mormon Nailer posted:

When I go back to Portland this fall I demand LAP and Mrs. Person time. We can talk about power tools and be stupid in Burgerville.

:hai:


RE: two-ton nut talk

What would YOU do with two tons of pistachios. I think I'd make an ice cream. :)

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher

Finger Prince


Literally A Person posted:

:hai:


RE: two-ton nut talk

What would YOU do with two tons of pistachios. I think I'd make an ice cream. :)

Just start shucking and eating them until I died of pistachio overdose.

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

Gramps posted:

Oh poo poo weed is gonna be legal here in a little over a week...

Heck yeah!
Can't legally buy seeds or cuttings but you CAN grow it and use it...

Man, work is starting to go hard on random drug tests lately so I'm gonna have to quit for a while. Lame.

more falafel please

forums poster

hello thread I had in-n-out yesterday and hiked up a mountain to a waterfall and today I'm gonna go to a hot spring and mosey to something like eastern Colorado




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

Well this is just great. First there was the Canadian maple syrup heist (seriously read the Vanity Fair article if you don't know what I'm talking about, it's quite the tale), and now somebody is stealing nuts.

The Washington Post: Thieves have been stealing truckloads of nuts, police say. The latest heist was 42,000 pounds of pistachios.

Forums user nut has been heisted???

xcheopis


Finger Prince posted:

Just start shucking and eating them until I died of pistachio overdose.

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

biosterous




Escape From Noise posted:

Forums user nut has been heisted???

oh poo poo i knew there would be trouble eventually, because pecan got away!!!



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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he/him

Escape From Noise

The pecan that got away

Heather Papps

hello friend


Gramps posted:

Oh poo poo weed is gonna be legal here in a little over a week...

congrats to your zone!

i still have my receipt from a dispensary the day canada legalized saved in a book somewhere. being able to grow plants openly is fantastic.




also does anyone want to purchase some wholesale nuts at a significant discount?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

cruft

Heather Papps posted:

also does anyone want to purchase some wholesale nuts at a significant discount?

:mods:

xcheopis


Heather Papps posted:

also does anyone want to purchase some wholesale nuts at a significant discount?

:stonk:

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

cruft

Heather Papps posted:

also does anyone want to purchase some wholesale nuts at a significant discount?

:siren: WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO! WEE-OOO! :siren:

Stop right there, buddy! You've been busted by the NUT COPS!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


NUT COPS
WHATCHA WANT WHATCHA GONNA DO

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas

Mormon Nailer posted:

I'm late but that's the exact gd burg I want!!!!

Have you had this and have I posted this because it's probably my all-time favorite burger to eat
https://www.seriouseats.com/the-best-black-bean-burger-recipe

I always make a huge batch and then freeze a bunch of patty patties, oh man, I actually haven't had them since getting a grill so now I know what the weekend plan is





-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

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