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shwa posted:

yeah... she is a very soft cat, I really wish she would let me pet her more...

She's super skittish though, so she always runs away from me

You need to let her to come to you.

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I just took a massive poo poo byob, it took half a day, I'm not constipated anymore, and my butthole is raw as hell. Feels good.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

Thanks Liz wiz! Saint isaias made it. He's a genius

It's good.

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Yobgoblin posted:

remember the smilies nobody bought?

No, but I have a good idea why not. If you want me to remember smiles you should buy them.


Much love, drilldo.

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Their loss.

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That's a very hurtful thing to say ducky, especially considering the month.

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So does byob want to hear about my bowl movements or not? I'm getting mixed signals.

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Splatmaster posted:

No thank you, but thank you. Could you tell us about a collection you have or maybe tell us a story about a time you visited a place you liked or maybe talk about a teacher who influenced you in a positive way? I'm sorry I don't want to hear about the other thing, though and thank you for understanding. I have an allergy, you see.

I can't I'm sorry, all my stories are about interesting bowel movements.

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blaise rascal posted:

I think drilldo is very funny sometimes.

Unrelatedly, I am playing a musical show in southwest Ohio on March 10. I don't want to say which one because it would be really easy to doxx me from it. If you are interested send me a pm and I'll give you the deets.

I disagree with the sometimes.

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Ace of Baes posted:

smdh byob has a long history of weird breakfast now the goose stepping duck mod wants to shut it down where has my country gone

The byob I love.

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Tusen Takk posted:

I tried wow out for the last few hours and boy is it boring

I did that before and I agree.

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Everything is byob, if you believe.

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I got sushi delivered from a Chinese restaurant again and I'm also regretting it again.

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Why did I do this, what is wrong with me that I think getting cheap sushi delivered from a Chinese place is a good idea? Why would I try again?

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Take her to McDonald's.

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That strange guy posted:

Still working on Vice City is that a good game?
Also my ex likes playing mind games does that count?

Do you like it? Congrats it's good to you.

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ChairmanMeow posted:

it's lady day

Hello, ladies.

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I have, PC is the superior gaming platform. Deal with it art nerds.

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It's baffling.

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Piso Mojado posted:

I don't even use an OS and just precisely poke my hard disk with magnetic needles like a real dev.
Just lmbo if you don't keep everything in a series of dip switches.

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I'd like to say that I'm very offended that I haven't been made a idiot king yet. I'm very important in the byob community.

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Good for him.

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I can't believe I'm the only one who finds sex robots funny. What has happened to you byob?

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FluffieDuckie posted:

How's your weekend going drilldo?

It's good, I watched the new star wars movie.

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Ha.

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Anyone else watch Gotham? It's a good show but it's got some creepy overtones.

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Tusen Takk posted:

the acting looked really bad and the production looks worse and anything resembling Australian tv triggers me


It is but it's a charming kind of bad.

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I don't.

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alnilam posted:

I just bought a friggin house...

Good job, friend.

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Celluloid Sam posted:

Hey guys I'm gonna be a dad around August wow whoa holy cow this doesn't seem like a good idea

Good luck sid. Don't smoke near your girlfriend.

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Also no horse tranqs.

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MrWillsauce posted:

if the mom drinks prenatal radioactive waste you might get super hero offspring

I can make jokes about her but I won't out of respect for my friend sid.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

Thank you drilldo

I'm honestly concerned for that kids well being and I hope sid gets help raising it.

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Grammar get's harder the higher you are I've noticed.

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Also I have no job it's 3:30 in the afternoon and I'm posting online baked off my rear end. I'm feeling like a success.

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Lmbo if you think the first level of dealers make good money at all.

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I'm not, thank you for your thoughts though.

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Welcome, new friends.

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Europeans in dnd really like calling people racists.

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Byob my feelings are hurt.

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