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Shifty Nipples

hi BYOB, it has been a long time. i shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to. step to step to step to step to wicky wicky. seriously though it was like byob2000 or xp and posting tier charts were a thing.

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 20:20

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:28

Shifty Nipples

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Welcome back SN! Have any recent crimes or cool pets you wish to share?

does it count if it's only a federal crime cause hey hey hey smoke weed every day
I have chickens that i've been meaning to take a picture of but I keep forgetting to take my phone outside

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 20:27

Shifty Nipples

here is a picture of the first chickens I ever had

the white one in the back turned out to be a rooster

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 20:31

Shifty Nipples

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Weedcrime and chickies??? You never really left friend, you just carried the 'yob with you.

Yeah I just felt really un-chill for a while and I would never want to poison a chill zone like this.

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 02:03

Shifty Nipples

City of Glompton posted:

hi i liked the chicken pics thanx for posting shifty nipples

i had a nice night and drank rum and coke and listened to a little waylon and willie and played my guitar on the deck and ate chicken tendies and watched more avatar the last airbender

real good day today.

i like cheese fantastico dressing and i guess i could make it myself. maybe after all this nonsense is cooled off a bit i'll try that

I like your username it makes me imagine Eazy-E Dr.Dre and Ice Cube going around giving surprise hugs to people

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2020 17:17

Shifty Nipples

beans of good fortune, hang a bean on your front door for good luck and more beans

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 02:49

Shifty Nipples

if an avatar/custom title is like your face on a forum does that make stuff like platinum badges or Lowtax spine fund popsicle sticks a cranial adornment?

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 02:54

Shifty Nipples

Goons Are Great posted:

Are you implying something personal here?

Naw it's just a premise to rationalize the Mitch Hedberg joke I'm thinking of, we're not actually our avatars that would be silly. A walking talking rear end or a literal bird moderating a forum pfft.

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 03:38

Shifty Nipples

A Switch costs way too much and then the price of the game on top of that just lol I'm too poor for that

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 20:01

Shifty Nipples

oh but seriously I posted:

The elaborate manoeuvres I perform to lesson the constant pain my body has decided it must send me are functionally indistinguishable from Kate Bush's physical stylings

I'm sorry that you are in pain constantly, I am too and I've thought that my maneuvers look like Stevie Wonder

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# ¿ May 1, 2020 21:36

Shifty Nipples

Goons Are Great posted:

gullnado I have a confession to make

I love byob

people who don't love byob should probably get checked out by a really chill doctor

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# ¿ May 2, 2020 15:49

Shifty Nipples

bean barrow
wheel bean

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# ¿ May 4, 2020 05:41

Shifty Nipples

Stoner Sloth posted:

a thrad that is hopefully of interest!

I had an assignment in third grade that was like that, I made Mac&Cheese

Goons Are Great posted:

How's everyone today? What's your day's color so far?

Forest green, every day. Black also but like duh.

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# ¿ May 4, 2020 22:29

Shifty Nipples

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Blue and green because I just scored an ounce of Blue Dream

It's been a couple years since I had Blue Dream, it's really good but there is just so many weeds to try. I like dogwalker og though I have chickens instead of dogs, the weed nor the chickens seem to mind.

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# ¿ May 5, 2020 00:23

Shifty Nipples

Kief Richards posted:

but amber is the color of your energy???

you've got to come original

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# ¿ May 5, 2020 03:12

Shifty Nipples

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2nf_MFtnHk

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# ¿ May 5, 2020 03:14

Shifty Nipples

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# ¿ May 5, 2020 16:34

Shifty Nipples

Woah I just remembered a song from Sesame Street about the word "hola"

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# ¿ May 5, 2020 21:28

Shifty Nipples

Yeah many cheeses are good in a grilled cheese sandwich but those damned kraft singles have an added nostalgia I prefer sometimes.

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# ¿ May 6, 2020 03:23

Shifty Nipples

Goons Are Great posted:

Actually admin orders just came in, ask al we just got told in the mod forum:
every user has to post their current beverage if they have one and if they want to

ESPECIALLY LURKERS!!!!

sorry I don't make the rules

sun tea, I don't drink alcohol much anymore because it doesn't play nice with medications I'm taking.

Stoner Sloth posted:

lock down hair status: bald... bald never changes

Shifty Nipples fucked around with this message at 03:16 on May 7, 2020

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# ¿ May 7, 2020 03:10

Shifty Nipples

"I appreciate the thought but you're doing it wrong".

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# ¿ May 7, 2020 19:52

Shifty Nipples

biosterous posted:

did someone ask for rolling cat

that is a very dynamic cat

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# ¿ May 8, 2020 07:25

Shifty Nipples

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Humpty herf de derf day

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# ¿ May 8, 2020 19:46

Shifty Nipples

wonder if it was the final countdown

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# ¿ May 9, 2020 00:41

Shifty Nipples

duhduhduh duh

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# ¿ May 9, 2020 00:42

Shifty Nipples

Dixville posted:

Chat means cat in french

bread is pain

aww I don't have the space buds tag yet

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# ¿ May 10, 2020 17:12

Shifty Nipples

Goons Are Great posted:

Queued both!
Did you request one earlier, Nipples? Because there wasn't one queued so I might have overlooked you, in which case sorry! It is on its way now.

I did but it's cool it worked out in the end, thanks! Goons are great.

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# ¿ May 10, 2020 20:55

Shifty Nipples

It occurred to me that I have probably committed moving violations on my bicycle so add that to my crime list

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# ¿ May 11, 2020 01:41

Shifty Nipples

^I'm glad you are here too

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

oversmoked

I understand this word but I don't understand how it is possible in this context. :2bong:

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# ¿ May 11, 2020 21:55

Shifty Nipples

Those iridescent feathers are cool as heck

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# ¿ May 12, 2020 01:16

Shifty Nipples

I have no idea how I would visually represent "shifty nipples" in avatar form so if anyone has any ideas I would appreciate it.

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# ¿ May 13, 2020 00:33

Shifty Nipples

nut posted:

This is very good

Heather Papps posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCGFetP7zjk

oh poo poo, yes that's why I thought it was so funny in the first place! :doh:

fuckin' really really big man's nipples of the future. Thank you for jogging my memory.

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# ¿ May 13, 2020 01:14

Shifty Nipples

nut posted:

can't decide if i should put a mouth where the belly button is or go with the belly button mouth

I like the belly button mouth, thanks friend.

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# ¿ May 13, 2020 01:21

Shifty Nipples

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

too high too post in the byob, i just stared at this for like five minutes straight

Goons Are Great posted:

same but not even high it's just that it's so great

yeah me too I kept getting distracted when I was trying to copy/paste everything

nut posted:

anytime. u look wonderful

wish my abs looked that good irl

Kief Richards posted:

everything sucks, including on line!!!!!!

I'm inclined to agree, sorry friend.

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# ¿ May 13, 2020 02:17

Shifty Nipples

I saw a Grackle yesterday and thought of you folks

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

it my birthday today :o
-party hats engage-

happy birthday

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# ¿ May 13, 2020 21:18

Shifty Nipples

diet Dr Pepper

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# ¿ May 15, 2020 02:01

Shifty Nipples

good doggo

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# ¿ May 18, 2020 02:07

Shifty Nipples

I was nervous around honey bees for my whole life until I actually got stung by one a few years ago and it wasn't so bad so now I'm ok with bees.

kinda want my avatar to have green eyes

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# ¿ May 18, 2020 17:23

Shifty Nipples

Not knowing whether you are allergic to bee stings is I think what really made me nervous and now that I know I'm not it's not so much a big deal any more.

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# ¿ May 18, 2020 17:34

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 20:28

Shifty Nipples

Goons Are Great posted:

Today is truly magical

Yeah it's the 40th anniversary of Mount Saint Helens erupting.

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# ¿ May 19, 2020 03:55

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