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you are not my boss i'll post wherever i want okay? i will be so chill i promise but don't push me around guys and tell me where to post.
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last time i posted nothing went wrong at all, guess i'll start posting again.
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hamjobs posted:Hello and welcome and chat! We are a chill people, are you a cop? i am not a cop unless by cop you mean completely overwhelmingly postin' then yes i am a cop.
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hamjobs posted:Because I'm a posting cop i have revealed too much
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Goons Are Great posted:Posting P.A.L being cool posted:gently caress the police
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one time i had a mental break and true psychosis while posting here that was the joke i made earlier anyways i am still crazy i guess, just not like, homeless and out of control crazy. this was a good diary entry thank you, goodnight.
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Goons Are Great posted:Alright real talk time: beer or cocktail? beer. cocktails you make stron g by accident and then wooops beer is what it is. plus foamy so not so fast!
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sit down, children, and let me tell youGoons Are Great posted:A cock's tale
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Twenty Four posted:Just for that I am having a beer and a cocktail. i will open a bar. it will be a gay bar sometimes, and like a straight bar the rest. you will tell because of what part of the sign is working.
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yes i am a poor businessman
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Goons Are Great posted:Also what the byob, I just came back home from one of the best evenings of all time and now there are like 90 new posts in byob, did I miss a free weed dispenser passing by or yeah i dunno i got home from toronto this morning and was like dang, today owns, couldn't get any better and now i am giggling like a very nervous preteen boy at a joke told by a 22 year old college girl
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Aug 14, 2019 15:56
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Heather Papps posted:giggling like a very nervous preteen boy at a joke told by a 22 year old college girl sorry, i meant giggling like a 31 year old person at jokes told by internet strangers, i do now know why i needed a simile here
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Aug 14, 2019 15:57
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can i run a sig idea past yall
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Aug 14, 2019 21:30
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i never use a sig but every time i post i do this " ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ my posts speak for themselves - heather papps - right now. " YEAH THAT SUCKS I AM NOT DOING IT
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Aug 14, 2019 22:36
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also real posting one second i am trying to post less. i have a lot of free time. it is fun, i am excited to be back and not like, absorbing yob energy as i become the shadow self or whatever but it is fun posting and i like it but a part of me looks at the front page and physically cringes when more then a few threads are killed by me.
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Aug 14, 2019 22:42
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the worst thing a yobber can do is think reaaaaally hard about "would this fly in any other venue" i came back before but i wasn't ready. i am not going to search my post history but the fresh prince told me it was back, so i took a look and was scared. anyways this time my friend mortey or whatever the gently caress his username is, (POSTMORE DUDE), recomended it to me as an outlet for comedy because i don't want to be a standup or do podcast, writebook, or like, i don't loving know. make memes. all that poo poo would be me doing a version of what i liked doing best, which was chillin with my bros and sis's in the yob, relaxing after a hard day. oh wait no i like sex best i did it twice today.
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Heather Papps posted:the worst thing a yobber can do is think reaaaaally hard about gently caress this guy forum culture evolves rapidly he thinks he can walk in her with that reg date and make jokes about butts and no one is going to notice? no tag, no sig? gently caress this idiot go to fyad or the kiwifarms
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Splatmaster posted:If you’re referring to the text next to a post that says “killed by (poster name) that’s just edgy humor. thank you for explaining the joke
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magic cactus posted:I like BYOB because they're so chill that they don't even care that I post bad. Not gonna make a thread just yet though. Just lurking and whitenoise posting for now. It's fun! Not like FYAD. Tried posting there and caught my first probe. Still not sure what the gently caress is going on over there. protip that was your first thread but now it is just a post
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Robot Made of Meat posted:At least most of Australia's bird species are non-lethal. That makes them slightly better than all the other animals there. but you have a really big rock and a coal seam fire that has been burning since prehistory, and one time a dude made loving armor and got shot like a hundred times and didn't give one gently caress australia is canadas cooler, drunker cousin
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Aug 15, 2019 04:40
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They Might Be posted:there's also dendrocnide moroides, a tree with a body count. listen normally i would goog le this but it is vital you post a simple english version explanation, right now. here. now. right here and also right now.
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Aug 15, 2019 06:03
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hello i am a sturdy tree, with stro- oh. i see. rope.
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Aug 15, 2019 06:55
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bee eater posted:did anyone ask the bees why they r in the cello i tried and they basically said what is a cello we are in a hollow log. it is a strange log, but a good and strong home for the queen.
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Aug 15, 2019 13:52
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have you tried debugging and recomipling the codes?
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alnilam posted:
i had to do this to you https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phorusrhacidae
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i read about these and it's basically this scene evolved into a modern birb
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what is yalls fave version of hello i really do enjoy a nice gutan tag, but honestly, the how ya doin' now, fine and you? fine thing from north ontario is pretty great. my grammas version of hello is "can i pour you a coffee?"
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Aug 15, 2019 22:15
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i may not be a cowpoke, but i am the practical type. i only get so many words in my life, not gonna waste'm on you all. *tips hat*
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Aug 15, 2019 22:22
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a hoy hoy also, oi!
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pixaal posted:j0, like the 1337 h4x0r everyone wanted to be in the 90s don't worry we understand you
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Aug 15, 2019 23:36
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my doctor gave me pills to fix my tim tam tummywum but then i just stopped internalizing stress/anxiety and stuff is kinda better by itself
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Aug 16, 2019 01:25
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i use brother, unless the guy is black. then if he is black or brown, boss is a good one to use. i am a canadian after all so a hey buddy is kind of built into my passport
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Nosfereefer posted:ahoy there, byob! ahoy hoy!
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Aug 16, 2019 13:23
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a few days ago i unknowingly poured goats milk in my coffee. it was worse than no coffee at all. : (
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Aug 16, 2019 13:57
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i am impatient and a splash of milk allows me to consume my brown water faster. but yes, it has been black since that day.
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goat cheese is great, especially on pizza, but if you put a bag of milk in the milk bag holder and open it and pour it and this whole time you thought it was like, regular old milk, then you have your first sip of tasty nice warm coffee and the sourness loving explodes on your tongue, well, friend, that's a monday.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:26
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canada is ok i guess. ontario specifically is really blooming from the weird climate shift. we flipped between wet rainy periods and hot dry days and nature is like yes please here have all the moths and cicadas e:honey crop in ontario is looking good but apparently sask is overly wet and its a bad harvest likely.
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Twenty Four posted:so please save me and take me to milk bag land!!! i said this once and then the woman laughed, and then i had sex that day.
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Aug 16, 2019 18:19
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bee eater posted:i'm achieving some kind of posting zen zen zone did i type zone right i think s one more drop an i think it will be good
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Goons Are Great posted:byob is having a lot of posts lately, I can barely keep up with my usual byob time I have reserved on every schedule, what's going on WHO loving KNOWS?
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