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The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is new Zealand accent the most childless accent?

Edit: fuckin' phone auto correct! I mean Chillest accent

The Bananana fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Aug 24, 2016

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 03:47

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:23

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Dingos can't swim that far...can they?

Dingos, aka waterdogs, starring Cuba Gooding jr

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 03:55

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Luvcow posted:

cuba is a method actor so he lived as a dingo for the entirety of the filming, sometimes even brings gifts of dead animals to the rest of the cast

He really earned that Oscar

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 03:57

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Luvcow posted:

one of the dogs has gills and is part fish and he has a boat and is a dick to everyone

Should his name be splashh, or riptide?

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 04:00

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

super mario batali posted:

I thought we had an intern for this kind of thing

Is it an unpaid internship? If so, sign me up!

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 16:50

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

super mario batali posted:

Please submit a resume

code:

The Bananana


1988-Present:  Housewife

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 16:55

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

super mario batali posted:

Any special skills?

Good at watching TV, spending your money, and giving the maid direction.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 16:58

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What happens if someone comes in here and is negative, or says... oh, I don't know... mean things? :twisted:

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:48

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

FluffieDuckie posted:

we ask them to stop

Now I feel a bit like the bad guy in The Last Action Hero

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:51

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

no but christian allegories are protected

luckily!

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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:52

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

HighwireAct posted:

I've finally found my calling

Are you the proprietor of that establishment?

# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 01:55

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Lizard Wizard posted:

thank you for helping me lol irl

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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 04:39

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I am a lurker. ama

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# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 05:11

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

have you committed any interesting crimes lately? are you currently involved in a crime you'd like to tell us about?

Interesting? Eh, idk.

I guess I break a lot of traffic laws, including: speeding, failure to observe stop signs, lane-splitting, passing on the shoulder, riding on the sidewalk, tailgating (I call it drafting), expired motorcycle registration , expired car registration and inspection, and operating an M class vehicle without an M endorsement on my license. Hmm... I think that's it.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 13:35

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

misty mountaintop posted:

Do you smoke weed?

Does a bear poo poo in the woods

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 13:39

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

misty mountaintop posted:

It's this one of those Zen riddles?

"Though the wind may howl and blow, the mountain cannot bow"
-Mulan, 1998

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 13:50

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

alnilam posted:

let's see... feed... scratch.... okay we're set

What about wire!?

# ¿ Aug 27, 2016 20:17

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is seattle nice? I like Death Cab

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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 02:30

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

(for cutie)

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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 02:30

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

A Spider Covets posted:

sorry for being late but thank you for the comfort posts!!

we want to move to another state someday but i am not sure where. someplace green and pretty, but not too hot or too cold. right now we are in minnesota and it is a bit nippy, if you do, in fact, know what i mean

err... I'm not sure I do??? :confused:

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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 03:30

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Putty posted:

cyberbullyign is real

You were recently not very chill with me, and I am displeased with you. < :mad:

# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 04:02

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Luvcow posted:

one of the best shows

Seasons 1 - 3 are THE best show.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 20:39

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

That's a Good dang movie.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 20:42

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

SinineSiil posted:

Thanks

# ¿ Aug 29, 2016 23:16

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

FluffieDuckie posted:

ugh

if you're a user who hasn't been ik and has plat but for some reason hasn't chosen to accept pms or your box is full will you please fix that

In a lot of ways, that's me.

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 01:58

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Is this an interactive online guessing game?!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 02:06

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

The stakes are sky high!

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 02:24

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

...somebody has a case of them

# ¿ Aug 30, 2016 02:50

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

What's more chill? Mountains, or the beach?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 03:00

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Piso Mojado posted:

with proper care and patience a bag of babybel cheese can grow up to be a herd of mature cheese which will feed a family for months

# ¿ Aug 31, 2016 03:04

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I'm back after a forced exile. Hey dudes and dudettes. How goes it?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 01:51

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Luvcow posted:

welcome back friend

Thanks.

Dark was the night

# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 02:05

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I have a motorcycle

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 00:58

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Piso Mojado posted:

I'm thinking about buying one soon, what kind do you have?

I've got a Harley Street 750. Great starter bike, and Harley designed them with new riders in mind. Light and easy to handle, but with enough power to safely use highways.

And you should do it. :getin:

Everyone should do it. It's so much fun. Yes, you could die, but then... do you really want to live forever? :twisted:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 12:44

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Gatekeeper posted:

Hey buds

i forget about byob a lot, I forget a lot in general not just byob so it is not a personal thing, but i like this place, soothing colors and a nice gentle cat

everyone is v friendsly to me here when I post and when I made a thread here about how i thought vampires sucked blood through their fangs like the fangs were like lil mosquito suckers with lil holes at the bottom, tiny enamel bloodstraws, no one made fun of me and a lot of ppl shared openly that they too once had the same silly childhood misunderstanding of vampirism

For that, eternal bud-ship with you all :^)

enjoy yoselfs everyone!!!!

I like your av. :3:

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 17:31

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

don't you
forget about byob

I also like your scary av

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# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 17:41

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

alnilam posted:

We just had a 2 hour power outage, i lit tons of candles and played guitar and it was real fun. I haven't had a nice power outage since moving to the city but I used to have them all the time growing up in the country and i kinda missed them

That's sounds p. dope, alnilam. Do you need some spare cash to help pay the electric bill? :cheeky:

Just joshin' man.

Actually, I had a bad day at work, :sweatdrop:

and could use some of that trademark byob positivity to help me chill.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 04:50

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

super mario batali posted:

Bananas are great

*starcraft marine injecting stimpak sound effect*
AHHHH, yeah, that's the stuff!

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 05:09

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Ahundredbux posted:

I almost forgot about 9/11 today

dude, I think the saying is "nevar forget", not almost forget. :rolleyes:

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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 15:39

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 22:23

The Bananana: This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

I baked cookies last night

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 17:13

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