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Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
Does the thread rule apply to mod lurkers? Murkers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkFM7CRMHXY

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Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Yes! Welcome!

:wave:

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FluffieDuckie posted:

oh hey hi you came!

*runs around picking up dirty socks off the floor and shoving them under couch cushions*

Oh, no worries, you should see my place! (No, you really shouldn't. You really, really shouldn't. :gonk:)


Me, I like me some Dr. Pepper and bourbon. Really takes the edge off.

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Absurd Alhazred

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I don't think former Prez Ahmadinejad is going to approve of drinking.

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

I don't either but I haven't got many "not bad" emotes!!

What about :thumbsup: or :yeah:?

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Absurd Alhazred

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alnilam posted:

hi new freinds!

alhazred, i should point out that not liking physics is a permabannable offense, but i'll assume that some meanie bought that av for you

I have a PhD in Physics, so I think I'm qualified to feel about it however I want. But yeah, that was bought by someone else.

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Absurd Alhazred

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MrWillsauce posted:

hey can one of you physics guys explain to me why I can't own a laser pistol yet? Like, we have the technology, right? I want a freakin energy blaster, I mean if I can go out and buy an assault rifle or a concealed handgun, why not? It'd be wicked.

In terms of whether you could create one and afford to get it, it's mostly a matter of batteries, as people have hinted, as well as size of instrument and keeping focus. You can already get a pen-sized laser pointer which can permanently blind someone if you point it at their eye long enough, but that is because you are pointing at something light-sensitive anyway (your retina). The Russians had a prototype for that for use in space against satellite sensors. Thing is, you need to keep it focused, and it also has to create and maintain a strong enough beam. Laser rifles are probably not as far away.

That being said, for most of your applications, pound for pound you can't really beat the old fashioned encapsulated projectile weapon, namely guns since after the American Civil War or whenever they stopped carrying the powder separate. You are not likely to be able to aim very well in the distances where the differences between them matter, and it doesn't spread over long distances in the atmosphere. Current applications seem to be specific to situations where the difference in speed between a bullet and light matter, like in missile defense.

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Absurd Alhazred

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MrWillsauce posted:

alright but how about instead of a lead bullet, it's like a bolt of pure energy that explodes when it hits someone and turns them to goop?

Lead is as much pure energy as anything else is. E=mc2. :shrug:

To be less flippant, there really isn't such a thing as pure energy: energy is just an expression of something that is conserved when an isolated system changes form or behavior.

If you want a projectile that explodes on impact, there are already HE rounds available.

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Absurd Alhazred

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MrWillsauce posted:

but like, I want something that looks like a space gun and really blasts em, you know? Like something super dope

You can't always get what you want. But if you pray to Space Jesus, you might get what you space need.

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Absurd Alhazred

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Well, there's Space Jesus the Mormons pray to, and then there's Wizard Jesus that the Christian Scientists pray to, and of course Guilt Jesus for the Catholics and Money Jesus for the Televangelists. A Jesus for every taste.

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Absurd Alhazred

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MrWillsauce posted:

which Jesus do the jews pray to again?

Well, they're not Christians so they don't.

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MrWillsauce posted:

that can't be right...

I'm a level 9000 Jew by birth, I know these things.

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm posting from the mormon planet, me and mormon jesus were hanging out last night and watching trailer park boys.

Look at you, making us feel bad for having no Jesus to hang out with.

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Montalvo posted:

i made big 3d maps of the universe

What up, time-slice? :hfive:

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FluffieDuckie posted:

maybe we need a smart guy thread

where you guys could talk about smart guy things

Just because I got my PhD doesn't make me smart. It's just a measure of my bloody-mindedness.

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Absurd Alhazred

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Montalvo posted:

also hi alhazred, congrats on your phd, i like your posts in the academia thread!

Aww! Thanks! :shobon:

At least something positive has come out of my grad school career.

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Absurd Alhazred

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Is that email going to survive for long? Yahoo is really not doing very well. :ohdear:

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Didn't you hear? They are no longer letting mods retire. Only one way to leave modhood. :kheldragar:

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Absurd Alhazred

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WHAT'S IN THE BOOOXX??!

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Absurd Alhazred

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This is America, you should be able to eat whatever you want for breakfast. :patriot: :911:

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FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm sorry we don't take to such extreme views here

Why do you hate our freedoms? :smith:

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Absurd Alhazred

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Ace of Baes posted:

goose stepping duck mod

Should add this to your avatar, Fluffie.

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Absurd Alhazred

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That's a really nifty new avatar, Yobgoblin. Not as inside baseball as the last one!

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Yobgoblin posted:

thank you, absurd alhazred! the skeleton saint made it for me!

Oh, wow, a skeleton saint! From the Capuchin Crypt, I presume?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlK0frpbh5s

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I missed the bandwagon. :smith:

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Yobgoblin posted:

sorry, i should've specified the user instead of saying a preferable nickname!

I just intentionally misunderstood as an excuse to introduce more people to the Capuchin Crypt.

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Absurd Alhazred

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If y'all regulars keep posting you're gonna scare them away. :ohdear:

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Boy, seems like I really chose the wrong week to quit lurking. :smith:

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Absurd Alhazred

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Take off every sig.

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Matoi Ryuko posted:

I think he's just referencing the all your base are belong to us meme. :sweatdrop:

Dingdingding!!! We have a winner!

Not a big fan of sigs. My avatar could sure use work, though.

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Absurd Alhazred

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how much will I regret turning on sigs?

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No, I think I'm going to stick with the sigless view.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

ok well your loss. mine is a work of art but hey no need to worry about it

Oh, 'tis. A lot of them are very fetching. It's just way too busying up in the thread of the viewing. Avatars are bad enough.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

it's ok. you have to ease into this lifestyle. it must be quite shocking after where you live

Where I live? I beg your pardon?!?!?

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FluffieDuckie posted:

i'm just saying that if this is your home i can see how colors and sigs would be a little overwhelming at first



Are you talking about D&D or SF? :v:

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Absurd Alhazred

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I don't "live" in D&D, much like most NYPD officers don't live in Manhattan.

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FluffieDuckie posted:

actually reviewing your post history i've determined that you now live here :buddy:

Where everybody floats...

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Absurd Alhazred

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:neckbeard:

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mister magpie posted:

i turned sigs back on

RIP your browser.

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Absurd Alhazred

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Dreddout posted:

I tried that, but it just displays a broken link. :shrug:

Try replacing "m.imgur.com" with "www.imgur.com".

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