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Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So is this where I must post?

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Rarity posted:

Welcome friend this is where we like to post about pets and crimes. Have you got any pets or crimes to post about?



This is Harvey Dent

Zil

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Another photo of Harvey Dent

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It got a little crispy, but about to eat a homemade spinach calzone with pesto to dip it in.

Zil

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Teddy Thunders posted:

Oh gently caress post the 'zone, that sounds amazing

Oh sorry, it has already been devoured.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Barking Gecko posted:

Lurkers









Must








Post

post

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I rescind my post then

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I have to be honest, I post a lot of inane crap, so if I get annoying just tell me to shut the hell up

Zil

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Mackieman posted:

You have stumbled upon the point. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> go left

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


If I get one reply to this post I'm going to get high

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Dip Viscous posted:

oh no!

they said one reply, not one or more!

Guess it just means I have to get double high

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mosquito bites suck

Zil

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That catte has poisoned your booze

Zil

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

One quote over the line sweet Jesus,
One quote over the line
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Waitin for a bunch of emptyquotes, sweet Mary
Hopin that they’re quotin all mine
Postin in the yob from a railway station
One quote over the line

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I just ate an impossible burger for the first time and it was pretty decent especially considering a cow didn’t have to die to produce it. Still had a little of that nutty soy taste? Kinda creepy how they make it bleed when you flip it

Yeah they are pretty decent, just a lot of places still treat them like a veggie burger with their toppings. Treat them and dress them like the hamburger they are trying to emulate.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


tsop tset

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Rarity posted:

Pickles can, and I think I'm being very lenient here, gently caress right off

poor pickles

Zil

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What about fried pickles?

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


What about drinking so much you pickle your liver?

Zil

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If we are doing controversial food, I hate cilantro. It is terrible

Zil

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cruft posted:

Okay do you feel like it tastes the way soap smells or would taste, or have you actually put a bar of soap in your mouth and cilantro tastes like that to you (that is, it tastes like fats and lye)?

Yes. I am one of those unfortunate few who get the soap taste when it comes to cilantro.

And yes, I have had my mouth washed out with soap before. Really strict daycare and I liked to talk back.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Oh I have tried, but its just such a strong taste for me that I get shivers of revulsion coursing through my body when I eat it. Just completely takes me out of the meal

Zil

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Fellow Byobers do I want to celebrate Cinco de Mayo and have tacos for dinner or do I want to be boring and have orange chicken?

Zil

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The crowd has spoken, tacos it is.

Zil

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Sadly I am allergic to cats so I can only admire them from afar.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Imagine an owl cafe, but with cats

Zil

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

now i am worried about shingles. :ohdear:

If you're over50 you should get the shot

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Hot shingles in your area!!!

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I think of it more of someone who does whatever it takes to get access to a hole

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


cruft posted:

Sounds to me like an "As Seen On TV" power tool.

"Fence post holes! Putting green holes! Make any kind of hole with the Hole Weasel™!"

Also great for making gloryholes

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Teddy Thunders posted:

Y'all ever eat a cheeseburger and go "drat that's real good" cause I did

It was a Sunshine Burger (vegan, southwest style) with Chao Chao, but it was still good, okay.

What is chao chao, google search brings up dog breeds :ohdear:



Thanks to Dumb Sex-Parrot for the Christmas citrusy sig!

more falafel please posted:

just turn that impostor syndrome into "I'm Poster" syndrome

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Teddy Thunders posted:

Chao chs is what I meant. It's vegan sliced cheese (don't leave it's actually good I promise).

Oh, that is so much better. Was about to start worrying about some of you yobbers

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Prof. Crocodile posted:

wait you have a new av. I always like the lemon, but I guess the bear thing is pretty cool too.

Yeah, someone in pyf made it for me and it felt rude not to use it.

Based on one of my favorite webcomics

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I thought it was just a bowl of cheerios

Zil

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Teddy Thunders posted:

DAD X STOLE RARITY'S HAIR THINGY

I have seven siblings, this was a thing I have actually yelled multiple times even as an adult because regalia-wise, hair thingies are high value items.

Took me a bit to realize that you were not talking about a 10th dad in this situation and that you 'x' was a stand in for someones name.

I need caffeine

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1390711547706580992

I love the pigeon costume

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Teddy Thunders posted:

I guess I should send FluffDaddy my writing samples.

Why you should post in BYOB, a tale in three acts.

Zil

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Its being upgraded at least that is what astral is telling us

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Lol, didn't realize you were serious

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