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Lizard Wizard posted:good news guys, this splinter i've had for like two weeks finally came out. Tell it that we accept it the way it is and it's okay to be gay
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I live my life by the phrase "sassy lady meme"
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Feb 25, 2016 20:37
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hey so can I get some grilled cheese tips please? I am craving some grilled cheese, but I gently caress up even basic stuff in the kitchen. Like, I can't even make over easy eggs without breaking the yolks half the time because I suck that bad. Basically I got butterfingers. Normally butter is good for making a grilled cheese, but it's like all over my fingers instead of on the bread. poo poo. Anyway, my bread is kinda stale, will that matter really? Should I use grated cheese? Whenever I do, some cheese falls out when I flip the sandwich, and it gets everywhere and burns at my grilled cheese just turns into two pieces of bread covered in fried cheese, which is edible but it makes me feel like an animal to eat. Maybe I just need to improve my flip skills. Should I fry the bread a little before adding the cheese? Should I fry both sides of each piece and then add the cheese and melt it, or just assemble the sandwich and fry the two outside sides? Basically I am spatula-challenged. Someone help me I can't even do bachelor cooking right. Just walk me through how to make this grilled cheese like I'm five please. wasn't sure whether to post this here or E/N
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Feb 26, 2016 04:52
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dude you are a life-saver. Anyone else got some hot tips or strategies?
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Feb 26, 2016 04:56
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no no, I can get them in the pan without breaking 90% of the time, but I break them when I try to flip the eggs e: also, I break my eggs by smacking two into each other. Only one will ever break. I think because of physics or something? Anyone else do that?
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Feb 26, 2016 05:04
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yeah, I read it but it seemed to be for advanced cheese grillers. I didn't wanna emberass myself there
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Feb 26, 2016 05:07
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hehehe I am just imagining what those guys in GWS would say if I told them I couldn't make a grilled cheese sandwich
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Feb 26, 2016 05:10
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my cat and tiny dogs both eat the same cat food. What do you think they'd say about that? e: or maybe it's dog food. Whenever I go grocery shopping I get fancy-rear end expensive cat food for the cat because he's my bub, but otherwise they just eat the same cheap pet food
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Feb 26, 2016 05:39
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 I would retake the picture in better lighting, but I ate them all already. I fried up four little sandwiches with the stale, really thinly-sliced bread we had. The cheese was that pre-shredded stuff that comes in a bag that someone bought for some reason. It was cheddar and something else melty. The sandwiches were crispy, but better than usual believe it or not.Thanks for the tips, matoi  I kinda want another one or two. I might have a tape worm. If so, what is a good name for a tape worm?
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Feb 26, 2016 05:53
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dude, do you wanna live with me?
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Feb 26, 2016 05:59
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I cook like poo poo but like my cats au naturel we're a match made in heaven
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Feb 26, 2016 06:07
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:I'm so loving excited I'm eating ice cream in two hours trip report?
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Feb 27, 2016 20:29
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FluffieDuckie posted:you can tell my eyes glaze over when people start using science words same here lol
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Mar 1, 2016 18:09
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hey can one of you physics guys explain to me why I can't own a laser pistol yet? Like, we have the technology, right? I want a freakin energy blaster, I mean if I can go out and buy an assault rifle or a concealed handgun, why not? It'd be wicked.
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Mar 1, 2016 18:19
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hmm, okay, but what about like a sick-rear end plasma gun?
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Mar 1, 2016 18:29
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hmm... how about like... a gun that shoots rainbows... poo poo I dunno
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Mar 1, 2016 18:47
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yeah I'm not actually married
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Mar 1, 2016 19:09
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alright but how about instead of a lead bullet, it's like a bolt of pure energy that explodes when it hits someone and turns them to goop?
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Mar 1, 2016 20:21
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wtf haha
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Mar 1, 2016 20:46
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but like, I want something that looks like a space gun and really blasts em, you know? Like something super dope
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Mar 1, 2016 20:51
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I thought physics disproved the existence of space jesus though?
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Mar 1, 2016 20:54
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alright jeez I guess I'm an idiot I'll start praying to space jesus for a laser gun now. You guys were really helpful
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Mar 1, 2016 20:57
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which Jesus do the jews pray to again?
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Mar 1, 2016 21:01
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that can't be right...
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Mar 1, 2016 21:09
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his dad is an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:14
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he is his dad, but luckily he didn't inherit being an rear end in a top hat from himself.
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Mar 1, 2016 21:16
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nobody post, we're at 420 replies. Oh wait, poo poo
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Mar 1, 2016 21:18
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let me redeem myself D:
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Mar 1, 2016 21:19
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I'm a smart girl
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Mar 1, 2016 22:39
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just kidding I'm neither of the things I said I was
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Mar 1, 2016 22:42
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FluffieDuckie posted:There are many different types of intelligence same, but I ditched laced shoes a long time ago. You know how I knew to do that? My special intelligence.
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Mar 1, 2016 23:28
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Luvcow posted:I wear a padded helmet! that's smart
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Mar 1, 2016 23:38
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I think it says in the forum rules that if you don't have pms your opinion doesn't matter. It's rough, but I deal. :/
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Mar 2, 2016 23:18
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nah I'm at peace with it
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Mar 2, 2016 23:21
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I'll take it 
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Mar 3, 2016 02:04
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like a slimey spaceman crash landing on Planet Chill
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Yobgoblin posted:sometimes when i see MrWillsauce's name, will sasso pops into my head. MrWillsauceo same
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Mar 4, 2016 04:16
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a lot of these anime pictures just have too much going on and I don't know what is happening. Also my eyes kind of just glaze over whenever I see some poo poo that's super anime. Also pedantra has a really big, really anime sig. Because of these factors I couldn't really comprehend 90% of the pictures thread. Except the goatse, which was refreshingly clear
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I'm not saying it wasn't gross; I think I am one of the few people on this website who still has a visceral reaction to goatse. I'm just saying I knew what it was when I saw it.
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